Oro-Kun Fun!

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"What…the fucking hell are those?!" Kalita yelled as she sat atop of Kakashi with his shirt torn off.

Kakashi winced at the sight of his own jutsu inherited boobs, "Well…you see…"

Kalita brought her kunai close to his feminine bumps and he shoved her away alarmed, "Hey!"

The ANBU woman reared forwards, "You freaky little fuck! Did you used to be a woman?!"

Kakashi dove out of the way, "No! Orochimaru cast a jutsu on me!"

She stopped and pondered curiously, "I see…"

"Oh!" Orochimaru brightened up as his guests began to appear.

"Give me the anti-jutsu please." Iruka asked sheepishly as the sannin beamed at him.

Anko snarled as Orochimaru shook his head and moved close to Iruka, "You stay and enjoy the entire party…then I give the anti-big booby no jutsu!"

Iruka frowned, "…"

Gai entered the lair boogieing to the j-pop that blared out from the walls and every onlooker cringed with embarrassment.

"Ofuu!" Gai shouted, youthfully gyrating his hips, "Let us get down with it!"

"Orochimaru…" Anko warned, "If you try anything funny today…anything at all…you will die."

Oro-kun laughed, "Silly girl, I just wanna have some fun!"

And with that he made some hand seals and a pit opened up below them. Dancing diva Gai, Iruka and Anko plummeted to the pits of…Orochimaru's in built swimming pool!

SPLASH!

"Ah!" Iruka cried as he hit the water.

Orochimaru dive bombed after them, pirouetting gracefully, "Let's play water tag!"

Gai nodded with creepy enthusiasm, "Oh youthful games!"

"I'll be it." Orochimaru stated and then swam like a shark towards Iruka.

Iruka shot under water and wriggled up behind Anko and Orochimaru hissed, "Hey…no fair."

"You're games suck." Anko snapped, "We should be playing real games…like duck and die."

"Duck…what?" Iruka asked sheepishly.

Anko sneered all knowingly, "A game me and my foolish sister Wanko used to play. The person who's it closes their eyes and says… Duck and Dive, Live or Die…then he or she opens her eyes and everyone will have dived way deep. The person who's it isn't allowed to dive, but will wait until someone comes up for air and if they can tag them before they dive again, they are kicked out of the pool."

Gai sensei scratched his head, "Oh!"

The other three turned to him.

"Breasts are great floatation devices!"

They all sweat dropped and rapidly turned away.

"Anyway…" Iruka muttered, "Your game sounds dangerous…"

"It's genius!" Orochimaru laughed, "I'm IT!! Duck and Dive…"

Gai shot under the water like a dolphin and Anko pulled Iruka in before he could protest or draw a deep breath.

"Live or Die!" Orochimaru shouted as he opened his eyes.

Ripples danced around him and because the pool was lit with dim blue lights he couldn't see where anyone had gone. He swam around giddily, waiting for someone to pop up.

Under the surface Iruka sulked, little bubbles already beginning to escape from his nostrils. Anko shot him a warning look as Gai sat cross-legged on the pool floor.

"Where are you..?" Oro-kun taunted kicking about in the water.

A few minutes passed and Iruka was pinching his nose and his face was about to explode. He kicked and shot to the surface, gasping loudly.

Orochimaru spun around and leapt at him, but Iruka had already dived back down.

"Aw, this sucks!" Oro wailed, "I don't wanna play anymore!"

Anko shot up from across the pool and Orochimaru shot across the water, but yet again a fraction too slow. Very quickly the snake sannin grew bored and dived under the water himself.

"Oi! Dumbass!" Anko burbled.

Iruka yelped as Orochimaru pushed him deeper and knocked his held breath out of him. Upon reaction the dolphin gasped and sucked in a lungful of air, choking and dizzy he fell limp.

Orochimaru shook his Iruka doll, sweatdropping as he realised Anko was looming behind him.

"YOU KILLED HIM!" Anko yelled as she yanked her unconscious boyfriend out of the water.

Orochimaru made a cutesy face, though it was in fact not very cute at all, "Gomenasai…I was only playing…It was an accident Anko-Chan…"

"Shit!" Anko said anxiously, "My baby! He's not breathing!"

"Oh!" Gai sensei yelled, "Quick, I must administer the kiss of life!"

"No!" Orochimaru argued, "I'll do it!"

Anko shot them both a death glare and did the mouth-to-mouth herself. Seconds passed and Iruka coughed and opened his eyes. Anko stroked his forehead soothingly.

"…Let me guess…" Iruka mumbled, "…I drowned?"

Orochimaru bowed his head, "I'm sorry…"

"You almost killed me…"

The snake sannin fell to his knees and began to cry loudly, "I know…I'm so sorry…please forgive me, Iruka darling!"

Iruka raised an eyebrow as Anko yelled angrily, "He'll never forgive you, dumbass, fat shitty snake freak! And I–"

"You're right Anko…" Iruka said confidently, "I'll never forgive him for this."

Gai shuffled in the near distance, "It seems somewhat unyouthful of you not to forgive…this poor man crys his energetic tears for you Iruka-kun, and you–"

"No forgiveness." Iruka said firmly, turning his back on the sobbing sannin and pulling Anko with him.

"W-Wait! Don't go! You promised you'd stay for the whole party!" Oro-kun weeped, "Please! I'll…I'll…give you the anti-justu! You wanted that didn't you?"

"OH!" Gai sparkled and…jiggled… "YES! Please oh emotional snake of tears!"

Iruka grinned and turned to Orochimaru, "Fine…you give me the anti-jutsu and I'll forgive you."

Then several strange things happened all at once…

Orochimaru ran towards Iruka in a puppy like manner, mouth open ready to tell the anti-jutsu. Anko was shoved by the sudden appearance of Kalita whom dived straight into Orochimaru and knocked both of them into the pool, Gai sensei farted (but thankfully no one realised)…and Kakashi calmly walked onto the scene reading his favourite pervo book.

"Holy beans!" Iruka yelled and fell to his knees, his plan was almost done…and now it was all ruined, "Nooooooooooooooo!"


Well…yeah… lol

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