Finally

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A/N I update this for those who read it… Thank you for reading lolz


Kalita shoved the stunned Orochimaru into the pool, her hands tight around his pale neck, choking him in the water.

"YOU IDIOT!" Anko voiced Iruka's thoughts, "He was about to tell us the anti jutsu!"

Kakashi flinched, but only a fraction, "Oh…shit."

"No!" Gai cried overdramatically, "We were so close. I could feel my breasts about to vanish, but alas!"

"GRAAAAAAAAA!" Kalita yelled smaking Orochimaru's face against the pool edge, "Take away the boobies!"

"You're killing him!" Iruka managed to squawk, "Stop!"

"TAKE THEM AWAY!" Kalita yelled viciously, sticking her fingers into the snale man's nostrils and pulling hard.

Orochimaru cried and leapt out of her grasp, landing beside Iruka with the expression of a tortured scaly puppy.

"Anti-Boob…" Orochimaru murmured forming a set of complicated and unique hand seals.

There was a soft hiss, the sound of deflating balloons as Kakashi and Gai's chests jiggled and then fell flat. Ecstatic by this outcome Gai ripped his clothes off to make sure it was true and felt his chest with vigor.

"Oh youthful powers! YES! YES! YESSSS!" Gai screamed, closing his eyes in glee and running his hands all over himself.

"Disgusting." Kalita muttered, before turning to Kakashi and feeling his chest to make sure his freaky boobs were gone too.

Orochimaru sat distraught with a bleeding pulpy face, sobbing into his hands and mumbling something that sounded like, all he ever wanted was a few friends. Iruka pitied the snake and bent down to put an arm around his shoulder. The snake was most overjoyed by this and slid his hands into Iruka's pants. Iruka shrieked.

"NO!" Anko yelled, pulling Orochimaru up and flinging him back into the pool, "Come on guys…let's blow this joint."

"What about Gekkou and Genma's boob problem?" Iruka said sheepishly.

Kakashi smiled, "I memorised the hand seals…I'll go by and cure them…right now…"

Kakashi and a grumpy Kalita poofed out of existence. Orochimaru was left gurgling in his pool, with Gai feeling himself up ecstatically as he followed Iruka and Anko out of the demented lair.

"Now what?" Iruka sighed.

"OH!" Gai shouted cheerily, "We must stop by the Hokage Sama's! She must have Konoha Nude Calendar Competition Results!"

"Oh yeah…" Anko said with a smirk, "And you better be in it Iruka baby!"

Tsunade smiled as the three squashed into her office, "Well…"

"So who's in it?" Anko demanded impatiently.

Tsunade held her grin, which appeared somewhat forced, "You will all find out tomorrow."

"Just tell me now!" Anko grumbled.

"No…no, tomorrow I'm going to gather all the winners and we will have the photo shoot. Until then, I will thank you to LEAVE ME ALONE! I'm stressed!"

Iruka, Anko and Gai were literally blown out of her office. Iruka's stomach did a back flip, as far as his memory was concerned, he remembered he'd been some where at least in the top ten. He shuddered to imagine the women and housewives of Konoha ogling at his naked glory in next years calendar…

"I can't wait until tomorrow!" Anko whined, "Damn Tsunade…"

Kakashi, Genma, Gekkou and girlfriends poofed into a sudden existence, smiling so brightly they could probably out shine Gai.

"Finally got rid of the chest problem." Genma said cheerily, his senbon bobbing up and down with gusto.

Genma pulled out a deck of cards, "Why don't we all go back to my place have some drinks and play poker to celebrate?"

Gai smiled, "Wow! Poker, I've never played before!"

Everyone sweatdropped, they hadn't intended to invite him…but everyone was too happy to reject him, even Iruka.

"Sure…let's go." Iruka said with a smile.


Hmm…boobies…gone lmao. Short chap, but hope it was okay!

Pepsi D