So I tried to type this yesterday but I backspaced without saving and I flipped out on everyone who tried to talk to me. Also, WHO WANT'S A KITTEN!? Also if you haven't realized there are more modern things. DEAL WITH IT!


I don't own Harry Potter. I don't own Molly Weasley, the mother to everyone at the Leaky Cauldron.

Jess and Sierra sat at a table, in the lobby of the Leaky Cauldron, eating bacon and eggs while watching Katie throw a fit over George not returning her text. Jess sat there listening to her music while Katie threw a book in her direction.

"Does Zack return your calls!?" she screamed causing a wizard with a tall hat to fall over a chair.

Sierra grabbed the book laughing and stuck her nose in it. Jess shook her head and ducked as her cat flew through the air. It looked like a flaming ball of fire with a green tail.

"Watch it! I'll call Hermione and ask her where they are. Also, you need to calm yourself! Eat some bacon." Jess snapped. She took out her mobile device and pressed six with duck face.

"Hermione, where are the Weasley's? Katie Rogers is throwing a fit because George asked her out and…" Jess glanced over her shoulder at Katie and nodded. "I don't think she sent a reply… I'll see you soon." Jess snapped the phone shut and head swiveled to look at Katie. "Did you send a reply?"

Katie looked down at her phone, a piece of bacon hanging out of her mouth. The send button was flashing and the word, "Yes" was still in the typed box. Sierra lost she shiz and fell off the bench onto the ground screaming with laughter.

"You didn't… For that you shall do my charms homework!" Jess pulled out a scroll of paper and shoved it in Katie's hands. "SEND THE DAMN THING!"

Katie dropped her phone and the scroll on the ground when she jumped.

"Sorry! There, I sent it happy…"

"JESSIE!" a male voice, slightly deepened but also cracking, called out the horrid name that had forsaken her since Lockhart. So she turned and a bandaged up Casey had his arms out wide and a smile on his face. Jess stuck her middle finger in the air as he walked over.

"I missed you." he squeaked in her ear.

"Holy crap Casey, puberty hit you like a speeding bludger." Sierra laughed.

Jess hugged him back but was still glaring. "How are you feeling?" she asked.

"Fine. Dad made Malfoy come and apologize. Alan, you know your cousin well I guess you would call him Jr. but he was with him when he did it. Oh yeah! I saw Lockhart at the Hospital. Did you know he lost his memory? That reminds me of a funny story, my dad and I went…" Sierra slammed over his mouth to stop the squeaking.

"Who else is with you?" Katie asked, staring at the multiple bags piling around them.

"KATIE!" It happened all so fast! Jess was thrown into the air as George sprinted at Katie with open arms. Time slowed down and a hand grabbed her shirt then pulled down.

Jess was in someone's arms, they were nicely built and tan. She looked up at the white smile of Zack. In the week they were apart he had hit puberty… and it was as if he had ran it over with a lawnmower that spit rainbows.

After the whole scene happened Jess retreated into her room and into the bathroom. Sierra and Hermione ran after her, Katie stayed talking to George while twirling her very short hair that Jess might have caused with gum… But that's another story. Anyway, Jess was in the bathroom sitting in the empty bathtub staring at the wall.

"Sweetie are you alright?" Sierra asked through the door.

"When did Zack become hot?" Jess shouted.

Hermione and Sierra exchanged a glance then Hermione spoke. "Well, when a person hit's the age of thirteen they go through puberty and sometimes you can look like a god but sometimes you look like…"

"Snape." Sierra finished.

Hermione stared at her then nodded, "Yes, we could use him as an example."Jess looked down at her shoes then sighed. "Why him though? Did you see him? He's a god and I'm just… Jess. Small, slightly pudgy, Jess."

Hermione started to giggle slightly until Sierra thumped her on the head. "Bitch open this door! The… the… Hogwarts effect took over and is making him look super sexy. It will happen to you too."

"No it wont. It's happened to you two but I'm going to look ten forever!"

Sierra sighed then turned to Hermione, "Get Mrs. Weasley and Casey. This girls self-esteem is gone. We need a wonderful looking older woman and a very flamboyant young man!" Hermione nodded and ran down to the lobby.

It was just Sierra and Jess know. They sat in silence until the bathroom door unlocked and a tear stained Jess walked out.

"Have you been crying?" Sierra asked, wrapping her arms around Jess's shoulders.

"I don't cry. Never have never will, this is shower water." She lied.

"Sierra I found them!" Hermione shouted as she rushed into the room.

Great, I need a whole team of people to help me… I miss James! To bad he's in Azkaban. Molly walked in with Ginny and Casey behind her. "Are you alright Jess?" Casey asked, joining the awkward hug that the two girls were sharing.

"No, I'm fine." She smacked her forehead.

"It's Zack isn't it? Well I don't blame you, he's a spicy one. Did you see his abs when his arm lifted up to safe you I mean… SMEXY!" Casey was fanning himself off with his left hand. Molly rushed in further, pushing Casey aside.

"Look, when boys go through puberty…" Molly started.

"Hermione gave me this talk through the door a few minutes ago." Jess interrupted.

Casey stood back up with a nervous laugh. A moment later the door opened and Zack walked in followed by Katie, George, Fred, Ally, Jayce, and Percy.

"Jess are you okay?" Zack asked, walking over and checking her forehead.

Why is he wearing a tank top? Put a shirt on! Put on pants not shorts! Why am I thinking of his legs… he has really pretty eyes and his hair is really soft, oh my gods his arms are really toned… What am I thinking?! He's my best friend!

While everyone and everything was happening at the Leaky Cauldron, Shannen was still frozen under a sheet. Nothing was worse than standing there for a whole summer waiting for someone to save you. Nothing but peeves!

"Hmm, waiting for ickle little firsties to arrive. Jessie messy leaving smelly markers in her trunk unlocked, naughty! Oh lookie a sheet! Snivell poo left peeves a witty gift!" Peeves floated over and ripped the sheet from Shannen. His eyes lit up as if a small child fell into a skunk pit.

"Peeves is going to have fun, yes he is." With a pop of the green sharpie he went to work on Shannen's frozen face. If only Snape had been there to prevent this!


Poor Shannen. All alone in Hogwarts with peeves and Madam Pomfrey. Well, as I love to say. Always!