Reason's I'm late with the update, one, my crush cracked my ribs. Two, my ribs are cracked, and three I bought three new video games and I really needed to play them all weekend… Duke Nukem, Fear 1, and Tony Hawk project 8. FUN! Also Batman Arkum Alyssum and Arkum city. Also, his face, I loves his face.

I don't own Harry Potter. Or Batman… or sexy sexy Lupin Mmmmmm(Imagine my face friends)


When Jess, Katie, Zack, and the rest of their group walked into the Great Hall for breakfast they almost ran into Harry, Ron, and Hermione. Jess tapped on Hermione's shoulder but instead of asking what the hold up was, she saw it. Draco was standing on the Slytherin table telling a story that had to be funny due to a First Year Hufflepuff screaming with laughter.

"Draco, what is so funny?" Sierra asked, climbing up next to him.

He looked over at her with a smile then told the story of Harry fainting on the train. Sierra started to crack up along with the group.

"Oh grow up Malfoy!" Jess shouted.

Draco turned to look at her then laughed as he stepped down and started to strut over to her. He looked very flamboyant and girly. "What, is Potter your boyfriend? You want to stick up for little Potter oh how cute."

Jess rolled her eyes, brushing off the comment and having it hit Zack, "They're not dating, so back off!" he growled.

Draco stepped back with a sharp intake of breath. His face turned red and his palms sweaty.

"Come on Zack. We have classes to get ready for." Jess said, pulling him to the spot closes to the Head Table.

"Why are we sitting so close to the Professors?" Sierra asked, sitting across from them. She looked up and saw Professor Lupin talking to Snape. "Oh, that's why."

"Why is it that this school has such sexy Professor's?" Jess asked.

"No idea, but I bet that guy know his way around a student."

Jess and Zack looked at her while shaking their heads. "To much information Sierra love." Zack murmured as he spread marmalade on his bacon.

"I was kidding, but still. He is a nice looking guy."

"Hello, third years and love." Zack scooted over as Marcus Flint sat in between him and Jess.

"Hey Marcus, what do you know about the new guy?" Jess asked.

He grinned, his crooked teeth showing, "Well, all I know's that Diggory says he 'ont last a week."

"I give him three days. Snape will fry him alive." Zack said, passing the third year classes down.

"I bet he'll last the year. Longer than Lockhart, May his mind Rest in Pieces. But, Snape wouldn't do anything to hurt another Professor." Jess said, reading the list.

"I still think he tormented poor Professor Q to madness." Sierra whispered.

"Shite, we have Divination first with Gryffindor and Ravenclaw. Why can't it ever be Hufflepuff?"

Zack shrugged as he ate his bacon drenched in marmalade. It was disgusting.

"I swear to wizard God, there has to be a faster way to this bloody class!" Sierra screamed as they climbed their fifth staircase that morning. Just as she said that it had moved and started to go the wrong way.

"Again!? Why does this have to happen today?" Casey whined. Zack fell to the ground and started to swear into the floor.

It started to move the right way again, but Zack wasn't getting up.

After about five more minutes of waling and walking, they were late.

"Names please, wait no! Jessica Vance, Zackary Pieper, Sierra Kelly, and Casey Coon." A misty voice called from the smog filled room. Clapping erupted from the side of the four and scoffs from the other side. "You read our names off the list and saw we were missing." Sierra said, taking a seat next to Zack on a weird poof thing.

"No, I saw it with my third eye." Jess turned away from Katie with a jolt and counted the Professor's eyes. Two, okay… Almost lost myself there.

"Now that everyone is here, take the cups in front of you and drink until the dregs are left. Then swirl these around three times with your left hand, then turn the cup upside down on its saucer and wait for the rest of the tea to drain and then give your cup to your partner and read Unfogging the Future using pages five and six. I shall help those you look as though they need it."

Jess had the book and was staring at Katie's dregs. "It says, great pain will come to you and your sex life will suck."

Katie's jaw dropped as she grabbed the book. It didn't say anything about that.

"Yours says that… you'll find love but he'll be an arse and never kiss you."

"You'll marry Voldemort." Jess muttered. Katie stood up, picked her cup off the table and threw it down at Jess. It shattered on her head as she broke out laughing.

"Jess, you can't say her sex life will suck then says she marries You-Know-Who!" Sierra giggled.

"This class is ridiculous! I hate it and Jess you owe me." Katie shouted as she fell back onto her poof. A dribble of blood fell down Jess's bright red face.

"Ms. Rogers take Ms. Vance to the Hospital Wing." Professor Third eye said.

"I can't believe you threw a cup at my face." Jess laughed as they walked towards the faculty room since Madam Pomfrey wasn't in the Hospital Wing. Katie knocked on the door with a sigh, "It's your own fault."

The door swung open, the girls dodged, and Snape stepped out. Jess looked up at him, the blood slipping down her cheek. "What happened to you?" he asked, dropping to one knee and looking at her face.

"Well, Katie here threw a cup at my face because I played a little… joke on her.""She said I would be… shagging He-Who-I- wont- name."

Snape glared at Jess as she looked away from him, "Detention Ms. Rogers and Vance. Tomorrow, because of saying the Dark Lords name and throwing a cup at a student." He stood up, took out his wand, and smacked Jess on the head with it. The blood dried and the wound healed.

"Thanks Snape." Jess said. Katie sighed and shook her head at Jess as Snape retreated into the Factually office.

The night fell soon over Hogwarts and Jess sat with a piece of Parchment under her quill.

Dear Jr,

I'm not sure if it's just me or if Snape is an Arse but he gave me detention. Katie threw a cup at my head. And I miss you guys. If only Hogwarts sucked and I hated it here, I would be home in an heart beat. Write back soon.

Love,

Jess.


KATIE DON'T HURT ME! Always!