I'm walking on the sunshine oooooohhhh. Also, Go KATIE GO KATIE GO! Continuation of last chapter but a bit further into the day. SLYTHERIN WON POTTERMORE TWO TIMES! Smut warning, SMUT WARNING!

I don't own Harry Potter, I thought I wrote "I don't know Harry Potter."


Zack, Jess, and Sierra were walking down to the edge of the Forbidden Forest. Jess had a bandage over her head where the cup had broke and shattered. Sierra was trying to get her phone to work by smacking the back of it. Zack was staring at his Ipod trying to see the screen through the cracks. The sky was a very nice shade of aqua blue and the grass was just as green as Slytherin's pride. They were heading to Care of Magical Creatures class.

"Hagrid's teaching this class." Jess muttered, staring at the sky. She was a bit loopy at the moment. Sierra looked up and nodded in agreement.

Slytherin and Gryffindor all stood at the edge of the forest with Hagrid. He was telling them about something really exciting her wanted to show them. Sierra stood there looking at the back of Jess's head, trying to count her hair. The group started to move around the edge until they were stopped by a fence that had weird bird/lion/horse things trotting around.

"Jess how many hairs do you have in your head?" Sierra whispered as Hagrid talked about the animal things. Jess ran her hand through her hair and muttered, "Five hundred thousand two hundred and ninety seven."

"Now, 'o 'ants to ride one?" Hagrid asked, beaming at them all. Jess shot her hand in the air but Hagrid shook his head, "You have a concussion." he said. She then pointed to Harry with a frown. "That's a brilliant idea! 'Arry, come up 'ere." Zack pushed him up with a laugh and they all watched him bow to the Bird.

"That thing is really pretty." Sierra said basking in the bird/lion thing.

"It's not a thing. It's a Hippogriff." Hagrid corrected her as he helped Harry on the Hippogriff.

He took off leaving the rest of the class sitting there.

"Got any fours?" Draco asked Sierra who shook her head. "Not for you."

"How long have we been sitting here for?" Zack asked, handing Hagrid a card.

"Not that long, five minutes at the most." Casey muttered, he was fully concentrated on the game.

"I can't feel my face! It hurts!" Jess was lying on the ground holding her face and rolling around. She removed her hands just as Harry and the Hippogriff flew over her.

"Hand over the cards mates." Zack said, collecting them.

All the Gryffindors were cheering as they ran over to Harry. Draco pulled Jess from the ground with a sneer.

"The hell you sneering at me for?" Jess asked.

"Not you. Potter and that chicken." He growled loud enough for the 'chicken' to hear him. Jess looked up then ran from the spot shouting. Draco screamed then hit the ground with a pop.

"I'm dead!" Draco was holding his bleeding arm and screaming like a girl. "The chickens killed me! I'm dead!"

Hagrid looked like he had seen a ghost as he picked the crying child up and ran him, with Hermione and Zack on his tail, to the hospital wing.

"You're not a chicken. You're just a lion thing with a bad rep!" Jess said, patting the Hippogriff on the head.

Jess sat in the back of her next class with sunglasses on and her tongue hanging out of the side of her mouth.

"If someone would kindly wake up Ms. Vance we could go to our lesson for today." Professor Lupin laughed from behind his desk.

Sierra poked Jess's cheek then slapped her across the face when that didn't work. "The chickens in the pen!" she screamed.

The whole class broke into laughter at Jess's stupidity.

"Alright, we shall be heading to another class. This way please."

It took a minute until they all stood close together in front of a wardrobe. Zack stared at it then laughed, "Narnia!"

Lupin chuckled lightly, "No, who can tell me what a boggart is?"

Jess raised her hand before Granger could, "A Boggart is a magical creature that changes into what someone fears. Like for example, Zack would have his Grandmother standing there with her bright red lipstick."

"Good, so do we have any volunteers?" he asked. Jess stepped back and Neville was pushed forward.

"Okay Neville, what are you afraid of?" Lupin asked. Neville looked at him and shook his head, "Oh come on. One little thing."

"Professor S…."

"A bit louder this time."

"Professor Snape." he squeaked.

The Slytherin's broke out laughing but for Gryffindor they agreed with Neville.

Sierra sighed, "I'm so bored. Jess entertain me."

"There once was a little man, with blonde hair and a tan, he was so ugly everyone died. The end."

"I liked that story." she said.

"Why is Snape in a dress? WHAT THE SPELL IS GOING ON HERE!?" Jess was waving her arms around and shouting the whole time.

"Ms. Vance you next!" Lupin laughed.

Jess walked up and let out a long breath of air as Snape turned into… a freaking big arse… duck with the face of a chicken.

"Riddikulus!" she screamed. The duck honked then turned into Draco crying on the ground.

"Yay! Life is right again!"

The class, all but Draco, started fits of laughter.

It was Harry's turn. Jess pressed herself against the door awaiting Voldemort to form but he didn't. A Dementor flowed above them and everything went dark and cold. Professor Lupin jumped in front of him and a weird glowing orb floated in front of him.

"Riddikulus." he said and it popped, flying until splat.

It was time for detention Katie stood there in front of Snape's office with Jess. "Now, you will organize my library alphabetically." he sneered.

Katie hung her head in shame while Jess looked around the room in surprise. I must read all these books… ALL OF THEM!

Katie grabbed the first book and set to work as the door shut tightly behind them. Jess sat down on a chair and started to lean back.

"He wont know if we did organize them all. I mean, we could organize the first ten and then be done."

Katie threw a book at her, knocking the young Slytherin down to the ground with a thud.

"Stop throwing things at me it… holy crap." Katie glared over at her with another book in her hand.

"Look at this!" Jess thrust her hand into the air with a laughed. She was holding an all black magazine.

"What's that?" Katie asked, dropping the book and snatching the magi away. "Dear lord! It's a nude!" she held it away and a part of it rolled out. "I believe that is a centerfold! And she looks familiar." Jess tried to grab it back be Katie held it close to her.

"No! I am taking this to Professor Flickwit and have him dispose of it."

"But… centerfold lady." Jess reached out and grabbed it from her. "Wait, Play Witch… Mono's cure. Think how much money we could get for boys looking at this! Tons!" Katie grabbed it back shaking her head. "No."


Bad Professor Snape. A nude magi! Tsk tsk tsk . Always!