The last chapter I know was terrible and I have been asked many times if I was high when I wrote it… Yes. That's my excuse and I would deeply like to say I'm sorry… WATCH BLACK BUTLER! MONO! Also, Thread! SORTING HAT THREAD~ Smut
I own Centerfold =) Not HP
Katie stood there waiting for Jess to stop freaking out over the magazine. She was throwing the biggest fit in front of Dumbledore's office door. Jayce and Ally were standing a bit away from her laughing. Katie rolled her eyes then walked in, magi in her fist. Jess was dragged in by the other two. He wasn't there though.
"Why do you need to talk to him anyway?" Jayce asked as she helped Jess stand up.
"My precious! Centerfold!" Jess reached for it but Katie batted her hand away.
"Look, it's nothing that you guys need to worry about."
"Why is she freaking out…" Ally stopped mid sentence as a brown thread fell onto them.
Jayce looked up then screamed at the top of her lungs. The sorting hat spit something at them from the top of its head.
The four girls looked at each other then ran from the room screaming as the sorting hat just laughed.
"What did that thing spray on us!?" Katie screamed as they ran into the Entrance Hall.
Jess pulled it off Jayce's shoulder then sniffed it. Ally cringed from her and she stuck her tongue out and licked it.
"Jess that's nasty!" Jayce gagged.
"I think it came from the hat. Taste's nasty… like socks."
"I'm going to be sick!" Ally ran for the girls loo. Jayce follower her while Katie just shook her head.
"I'm going to go hide this."
Jess held out her hand with a frown. "Centerfold!"
Months passed and the year slowly fell into December. The first Hogsmead weekend had approached them and it was time for freedom.
"Parent permission slip." Filch had his hand out as Jess and Zack walked up to him. Zack handed him both and held his arm out to her. Jess blushed and ran up to meet Katie and Sierra.
Casey gave him slip to Filch and walked over to Zack.
"What's wrong buddy?" he asked as they walked down the field.
"I'm scared, I can't think straight. I like Jess but a older woman asked me out yesterday and I have no idea what to say to her. She want's to meet today at the Three Broomsticks but I don't want to ruin anything with me and Jess."
Casey looked him up and down then giggled, "Drop the girl get a woman."
"You're gay… how do you know what to do in my situation."
"Well, I like guys. I dropped breast for chest. See, it's as easy as that baby."
Zack looked over at his friend then scooted away a bit.
"Sierra, aren't you going… SHANNEN! Aren't you going to meet Cedric?" Jess asked.
Shannen was walking with Jayce and Ally and she just broke out laughing.
"Well, I was but then I thought I needed to hang out with you girls."
"He's with Cho-Chang isn't he?" Katie asked as she rolled something black in her arms.
Jess looked down then laughed, "He is a man whore."
"No! It's because I want to hang out with you!" She shouted.
"Centerfold?" Jess jumped.
"What?" Katie snapped.
"Nothing, look the twins! GEORGE MERE!"
George waved and then ran over to the girls, "Hey." he was smiling at Katie.
They just stared at each other as if the world wasn't there and they were the only ones left in existence.
"I want some candy… Sierra come on." Jess grabbed Katie's arm and dragged her to Honeydukes. Sierra followed her agreeing about the candy.
George waved goodbye then sighed, he looked down and saw a black magazine on the ground. He bent over and picked it up, "HOLY!" he shouted before slamming his free hand over his mouth. He looked around then placed it in his jacket.
"Hey George. What's up?" Casey asked.
He jumped then smiled sheepishly, "Hey."
"We have a question. If you get asked by someone to go out but you like someone else do you go?"
"I have a girlfriend, I don't need a date. Look guys, I need to go, later!" George ran off leaving them there.
"Just go on the date. Who's it with any way?"
Zack looked around then whispered, "Professor McGonagall."
"WHAT! DUDE SHE'S…" Zack tackled him into the snow, slamming his hand over Casey's mouth.
"I know, she asked me to meet her and the Three Broomsticks and I don't know what to do."
"Go, tell her she's to old." Casey whispered.
Zack jumped up and shouted, "I WILL!" he then ran off to the pub.
Sierra was ordering food at the Three Broomsticks after then bought out almost everything at Honeydukes. Katie was freaking out as she checked all her pockets. Jess leaned on the back two legs of her chair watching the ceiling fan spin.
"Onion rings, three Butterbeers, fries, and three pies. What do you guys want?" Madam Rosmerta stared at her then started to laugh.
"I'm kidding! We'll take it for us all." Sierra snapped.
Jess glanced over at the door and saw Zack walk in with Casey. She watched them until Zack sat down across from Professor McGonagall.
"Look over there." she told Katie.
Katie glanced over and saw Zack's face break out into a wide grin. She hit Sierra and they all were looking as McGonagall touched his arm across the table.
"What the hell!?" Jess growled.
"I thought Lockhart was a problem." Sierra whispered into her hand.
Katie turned her head in disgust. Sierra looked at Jess who was glaring at the table. She placed her and on Jess's and whispered that it was going to be okay.
"Let's go. I'm sick to my stomach." Jess murmured as she stood up and ran out the door. Katie stood but lingered for a moment, "There has to be an explanation for this."
"I'm just stay and eat…" Sierra said not moving an inch. Katie looked at her then sat down.
Zack walked into the pub with Casey and walked over to McGonagall with a grin. He sat down while Casey went and sat next to Hagrid at the bar.
"Mr. Pieper I'm glad we could meet here today."
"Look Professor, I know I'm handsome and you asked me here today but… I'm not interested in older ladies. I'm trying really hard with J…"
"Mr. Pieper did you think this was a date?" she asked.
"Yeah, I thought it was." he looked down at his lap.
McGonagall laughed and put her hand on his arm, "No, I was going to ask you if you might be able to help Mr. Longbottom with his Transfiguration homework. It seems he doesn't quiet understand and you passed your homework last time with flying colors."
Zack started to laugh hard, "Yeah I'll help him! Oh wow, I was worried for a moment."
"Yes, well I have a date so goodbye Mr. Pieper." Zack stood up and was faced by a tall balding man who looked like Casey.
"Senor Coon." he muttered before running out after Jess.
Jess rubbed her eyes as she sat in a corridor on the fifth floor. It hit her all at the same time that Zack might not like her as much as he once did. Jess stood up rubbing her nose on her sleeve. "Son of a bitch! Snivellus almost getting me…"
Jess had her mouth hanging open in a silent scream. Sirius Black stood there looking at her in shock. Jess's arm flew up and she pointed at him, her body trembling in terror. She took in a gulp of air then as she was about to let the ear piercing scream out he jumped on her, his hand over her mouth.
"I'm not going to hurt you. Just don't scream and I'll remove my hand okay?" He asked.
Jess nodded but as soon as her let go, "SIRIUS BLACK! HELP ME!" he slammed it back then picked her up in his arms. Jess wasn't going to cry as he opened a random closet on the first floor and ran into it.
It was dark and small, "I'm going to leave you here. Someone will get you when I'm done with everything. I promise." and with that he ran out of the closet leaving her there without light.
"IT'S DARK HELP ME!" Jess was scared of the dark.
I almost didn't write this last note... Always!
