(A/N: ...don't own anything. Sorry this took so friggin long to write. and it's so crappy and short )
"Welcome class!" A tall middleaged woman said, welcoming her students into the classroom. Her blonde-gray-brown hair was tied in to a very very tight bun, and she wore a gray ppantsuit and flats. "We have a new one today, a student. Her name is Addison, and she is 12 years old, the same age as most of you delinquints...anyway...Addison, tell the class about yourself." Addison reluctantly walked up to the front of the class.
"Um...hi. My name is Addison, I have a dog, I lived in Oaklahoma for most of my life, and I .am bilingual."
"Doesn't that mean your half lesbo??? " Cartman asked loudly. Adidson blushed a birght red color, and was about to kill Eric Cartman right then and there.
"No, Eric." Miss
Goldynn said to the fat child. "It means you speak more than one
language. Addison, wht languges do you speak?"
"Spanish,and
English." She said, there was still a remaining blush to her
cheeks.
"And...I like to
draw." she said, blinking. "I don't really have much else
to say." She said, sitting down. Wendy Testaburger stared at
her. "Girls..."she whispered to Bebe, Annie, and Heidi. "I
think we have ourselves a new member..."
"A new member
of what?" Heidi asked dumbly.
"The list club, retatrdo!"
Bebe snapped, whacking Heidi upside the head.
"Oh...right." Heidi said, rubbing the mark on her forehead.
WEndy nodded solemnly. "We'll speak to her at lunch.That that sparkle with you all?"
"Sunshine!"
-AT LUNCH-
"Hello, Addison, was it?" asked Wendy, walking up to Addiosn, the gaggle of girls behind her.
"Um...yeah." Addison said, looking to Wendy. Wendy leaned to the side, whispered something to Bebe, and then looked straight at Addison.
"The 'Sixth
Grade...LIst...Thing... ' is wondering fi you would like to join."
Annie said, nodding.
"THe sixth grade list thing? Who the
hell..." Wendy said to Annie. "I mean...yes, that."
Addison blinked. "Uh...sure."
"Great! Our meeting is after school! Then the initiation process will begin!"
"Process?"asked Addison, tilting her head to the side. "Come sit with us!" Wendy said, motioning towards the table.
"Okay...?" Addison said, shifting her eyes, walking over to the table where the girls sat.
"Okay, Addison, here are a few of our lists." Wendy whispered.\
Top 5 Stupidest Celebs
1. Paris Hilton
2. Nicole Richie
3. Britney Spears
4. Lindsay Lohan
5. Hilary Clinton
Addison read over the list, her right eyebrow raised ever so slightly.
Top Five Best Stores
1. Aeropostale
2. Abercrombie
3. Hollister
4. Hot Topic
5. Gap
Addison blinked. "Interesting."
"How about, um...wait...we should wait." Heidi said with a smile, taking a chomp of her burger.
"What?" Addison
asked.
"Who do you like?" Wendy said, leaning in. "Tell
us!"
"I..." Addison blinked. "Don't know." Honestly, she had a small crush on Kenny, but she was NOT telling them that...yet, at least.
"Well...meet us here.After school." Wendy said.
"Okay..."
Addison said, twirling her frenchfry between her index finger and
thumb. Then the girls began to talk about things she had no interest
in, so she hummed 'I'm so sick.' by Flyleaf.
"What an
interesting new school."
