(A/N: ...don't own anything. Sorry this took so friggin long to write. and it's so crappy and short )

"Welcome class!" A tall middleaged woman said, welcoming her students into the classroom. Her blonde-gray-brown hair was tied in to a very very tight bun, and she wore a gray ppantsuit and flats. "We have a new one today, a student. Her name is Addison, and she is 12 years old, the same age as most of you delinquints...anyway...Addison, tell the class about yourself." Addison reluctantly walked up to the front of the class.

"Um...hi. My name is Addison, I have a dog, I lived in Oaklahoma for most of my life, and I .am bilingual."

"Doesn't that mean your half lesbo??? " Cartman asked loudly. Adidson blushed a birght red color, and was about to kill Eric Cartman right then and there.

"No, Eric." Miss Goldynn said to the fat child. "It means you speak more than one language. Addison, wht languges do you speak?"
"Spanish,and English." She said, there was still a remaining blush to her cheeks.

"And...I like to draw." she said, blinking. "I don't really have much else to say." She said, sitting down. Wendy Testaburger stared at her. "Girls..."she whispered to Bebe, Annie, and Heidi. "I think we have ourselves a new member..."
"A new member of what?" Heidi asked dumbly.
"The list club, retatrdo!" Bebe snapped, whacking Heidi upside the head.

"Oh...right." Heidi said, rubbing the mark on her forehead.

WEndy nodded solemnly. "We'll speak to her at lunch.That that sparkle with you all?"

"Sunshine!"

-AT LUNCH-

"Hello, Addison, was it?" asked Wendy, walking up to Addiosn, the gaggle of girls behind her.

"Um...yeah." Addison said, looking to Wendy. Wendy leaned to the side, whispered something to Bebe, and then looked straight at Addison.

"The 'Sixth Grade...LIst...Thing... ' is wondering fi you would like to join." Annie said, nodding.
"THe sixth grade list thing? Who the hell..." Wendy said to Annie. "I mean...yes, that." Addison blinked. "Uh...sure."

"Great! Our meeting is after school! Then the initiation process will begin!"

"Process?"asked Addison, tilting her head to the side. "Come sit with us!" Wendy said, motioning towards the table.

"Okay...?" Addison said, shifting her eyes, walking over to the table where the girls sat.

"Okay, Addison, here are a few of our lists." Wendy whispered.\

Top 5 Stupidest Celebs

1. Paris Hilton

2. Nicole Richie

3. Britney Spears

4. Lindsay Lohan

5. Hilary Clinton

Addison read over the list, her right eyebrow raised ever so slightly.

Top Five Best Stores

1. Aeropostale

2. Abercrombie

3. Hollister

4. Hot Topic

5. Gap

Addison blinked. "Interesting."

"How about, um...wait...we should wait." Heidi said with a smile, taking a chomp of her burger.

"What?" Addison asked.
"Who do you like?" Wendy said, leaning in. "Tell us!"

"I..." Addison blinked. "Don't know." Honestly, she had a small crush on Kenny, but she was NOT telling them that...yet, at least.

"Well...meet us here.After school." Wendy said.

"Okay..." Addison said, twirling her frenchfry between her index finger and thumb. Then the girls began to talk about things she had no interest in, so she hummed 'I'm so sick.' by Flyleaf.
"What an interesting new school."