"Oh my god, you're totally Bucky!"
A/N: SPOILERS for the Season 9 Finale…And for bits of Captain America The Winter Soldier.
Just having fun with a few things that are trending on my Tumblr right now..
Yes... yes, I totally went there.
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The three of them are sitting together in the bunker watching Captain America The Winter Soldier for a second time when Sam starts laughing hysterically.
Dean and Cass just look at Sam in confusion, then Sam wheezes as he looks over at Dean, "Oh my god, you're totally Bucky!"
Dean shakes his head in denial.
They watch as once again it gets to the part where the Winter Soldier is unmasked.
The crazy black rings around his eyes make Bucky look demonic and now Cass chimes in with his sudden understanding of Pop Culture references as well his new understanding of human humor, "I concur, Dean is totally Bucky."
Dean rolls his eyes and looks over at Sam and says "Well, if I'm Bucky that makes you Captain America."
"So?" Sam shrugs "Fine, I'm Captain America."
"Captain America is gay." Dean states with a smirk.
Sam blushes.
"No… Captain America is only gay for Bucky." Cass states in confusion, he thinks the Fanfiction that Dean evilly got him hooked on reading is really part of Captain America's real story.
Now it's Dean's turn to turn a bit crimson. Then Crowley pops in and says "Honestly, Bucky and Steve are gay for each other, you nitwits."
Cass looks over at Dean and Sam and asks, "So, does that make Sam and Dean gay for each other?"
Sam and Dean franticly shaking their heads "No." is completely ignored as Crowley replies with a completely straight face "Yes, yes it does."
