Hey! Anypony else see and CRY over the Dislestia in the season 4 finale? OH MY CELESTIA! Megan Mccarthy, you are best director pony.
FLOWERS. WINK. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! CANNON IS THE SWEETEST WAY TO DIE.
...Except when it's Fluttercord...Grrr. FLUTTERSHY SHIPS DISLESTIA! OK?
So...That was new...
Mmmhmm.
It was...
Amazing?
Eurgh! It was...It's done! Yes! An heir...Will be born. Brilliant.
Don't sound convinced.
I'm not convinced...
About..?
I traded her freedom for a useless baby!
Well done!
Well...You didn't exactly help!
I was just goin' with it bro'.
Argh! Her FREEDOM!
Don't worry, you're going to kill Clover remember!
I can't!
You can! You killed Starswirl!
No I didn't! He did!
...Oh yeah...
I can't KILL Clover...
THEN MAN UP!
What the heck is a man?!
...Never mind. What I mean is, COME ON! YOU'RE THE SPIRIT OF CHAOS FOR PONY'S SAKE! You don't say "Oh I can't kill ponies! Ahhh! I'm such a baby! Ahh, conscience help me! I can't decide anything on my own!"
Like you really help with THAT!
What are you saying?
I'm not saying anything! We're thoughts!
Hmmm. I guess that's right. I think you'd better-
Oh! Look! Celly's waking up...
Cel-?
Celestia yawned as she lifted herself and rubbed her eyes.
"Good Morning Discord..." She said tiredly.
"Good Morning, Celly!" He got her breakfast by snapping his talons.
She gasped and smiled. She looked to him knowingly...
"You know what i'd prefer?" She asked slowly, quietly, lustfully leaning in...
"What?" Discord replied leaning in, also. They both leaned right in, so close they could kiss and...
"Cereal."
So...Celestia ate her...Cereal...and soon after got dressed.
Discord knew it was coming, and it was gonna come soon. Very soon.
Celestia trotted over him, wearing a cute fluffy winter coat. She stopped before him. Discord pulled a nervous, hopeful smile.
"Discord, do you remember last night?" She asked.
"Ummm...Why wouldn't I?" He asked nervously. No time for flirting.
"I don't know." She sad looking down shaking her head. "So...I'm gonna go out around the kingdom." She said pirkily.
"Ok..." Discord said nervously. She smiled.
"I'll be back soon..." She said as she turned around and trotted off down the halls. Discord stayed stiff until he heard the door close behind her.
...
"Ohhh! No no no...This can't happen to me! Not me! I can't lose he-...Equestria! Oh no! What'll she do to me! She'll hate me!" Discord broke down almost crying in hopelessness.
Luna was walking around the corridor when she saw him.
And she couldn't beleive her eyes...It was him...The little sniffling, lonely Draconequus she knew fifty years ago...Abandoned, sad, lonely, hated...It made her feel bad. She turned away.
...H...He deserved it! Didn't he? He was using Celestia...but...in a way...they too were using him...
No! That doesn't give him an excuse...
No. He...was bad. He was a monster.
He was evil.
Soon Discord's nerves were getting the better of him.
He was chuckling nervously. Clutching himself as he began searching for weapon. He rumaged messily through the kitchen and found it! His tool in which he would use to DESTROY Clover.
"I HEHEHAHA...have to..Haha! Kill...HEHE..Clover! Or...Celly...Heh heh..Little Celly...Will find out and hate me. We can't have that, can we?! No..." He chuckled madly to himself as he stroked the sharp edge of the blade. He blinked a few and gulped in slight realization. Then shook it off and again chuckled.
He soon flew up to the palace door. A twinge of ugh! crept into his heart, just thinking of Celestia, Clover or Luna sickened him to death...He couldn't bare it any longer! He just wanted to get on with it. There was no time for silly plans! Thinking of prolongued boring patientness...urgh! So boring...And horrible...and...He couldn't think about it...It SUCKED. And he wasn't going to carry on for much longer...At all...
Clover was trotting around beautifully sunny morning when suddenly she spotted Celestia canter toward her.
"Oh, hey!" Clover called. Celestia sighed happily.
"Hi, I need you to tell me how to defeat Discord!" She said.
"Oh...OK," She said slightly nervous. She then smiled slyly. "So...I hear things with Discord are quite...complicated at the moment..."
"Yes, I can tell he has a plan, but I can't tell whether or not he knows my plan. He's the most crafty creature i've ever met!" Celestia replied. Clover shook her head.
"No! I mean...Luna told me about how Discord acts so sincerely and purely around you...and you the same..." Clover said slyly.
"No...Well, yes, but...I'm sure we both hate each other..." Celestia replied.
"Are you sure...?" Clover asked. Celestia pondered that question for a few moments...what was Clover getting at...? She had very little time though, for Clover's eyes widened in horror. Celestia suddenly felt a horrible kind of dread. She turned around shakily.
And when she did.
She wished she hadn't.
Her mind was only then figuring how much she appreciated Discord, how much he was patient and crafty, and how she could not tell what his angle was...But now looking up at his sick, twisted smile, she realised that he was just a madman. He had a knife in his clutches and didn't seem to care that she was there, as if he'd lost what she had admired and kind of loved about him...
He was chuckling in an uncontrollable manner, as if he couldn't even hold his breath to stop himself. Suddenly, the skies turned a pink-y grey and dark brown rain began chuck it down on the ground; the kind of raining that makes you soaked within three seconds. The ground beneath them became nothing but sheer solid, purple chess board material. His eyes now glowed brighter and more crazy than ever as suddenly and dangerous hills began forming randomly, adn on the biggest hill...a throne; a red and black angular one with antlers. Before she could take a long enough look a ridiculously bright and massive strike of lighting crashed into the ground. The world seemed to shake and she had to close her eyes as it became so windy that she barely stand still. Of course she had her eyes shut for a while; with the wind it was almost impossible, and with the light of the lightning, she couldn't and knew that she didn't want to open her eyes. She heard screams and wails and the most heart shaking gasps and yelps. It all hurt, especially since she had promised to be guardian of Equestria and now everypony was in terrible danger...because of her...
Soon all of the chaos stopped...and finally she could open her eyes. There were still clouds of pink and grass of purple and white...but it wasn't dark nor windy nor stormy...
But behind her...lay an almost completely motionless Clover...
Celestia trotted over to her and kneeled down.
"Clover... I'm so sorry!" She sobbed.
"Did...Luna..t-tell you he w-was evil?..." Clover whispered.
"I knew," She said in a nervous chuckle. Clover took what would be one of her last breaths.
"The Elements...Lay within the Tree of Harmony..." Clover said.
"Yes? What do I do!? Where is it!?" Celestia asked quickly, nervously.
"The Element will defeat him...The tree is whithin the crevice near the castle...You'll know wich one it is...and you...You'll know what to do...You're connected..."She practically breathed out the last part. Then, slowly, Celesti watched her eyelids flutter over her eyes...And Discord had now also sleighed Clover the Clever.
