Hey!
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Lastly, I know that there are some errors in spelling, abbreviations, etc. This is because i am posting from an ipad and do not have a program with spell-check or anything. Soooooooooo onto the fic!
Enjoy, darlings!
This chapter is dedicated to Olivia ?
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Snow sat in her small apartment, hair sticking in multiple directions and scratch marks on her face. She had recently brought a new pet squirrel home from the park since Regina had decided it was okay to use her last pet squirrel as a target. But this squirrel was nothing like Sebastian, she was sure this one was possessed by satan.
Flashback
"Welcome home, Pedro!" She screamed happily as she opened the door to her apartment. But her happiness didn't last long, for Pedro had jumped off her shoulder and onto the fruit bowl in the middle of her counter.
"Someone is eager- No, thats freshly picked!" Snow had swiped the apple away from Pedro, and he'd let out a small noise at this.
"HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY!" She screeched at the bundle of fur. Soon after the words left her mouth the squirrel was once again attached to the bright red apple in her hand.
"No Pedro!" Trying to shake off the animal, she resulted in bumping into the side of the counter with her hip "FUCK"
"JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING FRUIT, LADY!" The animal suddenly boomed as she desperately tried to get the fruit away from him.
"No, ITS MY APPLE!"
"JUST GIVE UP, BITCH!"
Many more failed attempts & animal marks later, Pedro had managed to get the fruit and ran into one of the rooms and she locked him inside it.
End of Flashback
It had been many hours since that had happened and she was determined about one thing, she was going to train this animal if it was the last thing she did.
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Zelena paced in her room, extremely worried for her date for her date tonight.
'What will she think of me?' 'Will she still think im crazy?' Those were the only thoughts running through her head as she stood there staring at herself in the mirror. All those thoughts were quickly interrupted as something unexpected happened.
"STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT DOG! YOU KNOW YOU LOVE MEEEEE!" Glinda screamed as she burst out of Zelena's closet.
"First of all, no I don't. And secondly, your in my closet... Are you begging for me to make a lesbian joke right now?" She spoke in a voice devoid of any emotion.
"IM NOT A LESBIAN I JUST KNOW YOU LOVE ME!" The blonde screamed angrily.
"Again, says the woman standing in my closet in my house who is screaming at me to love her. SO NOT A LESBIAN!"
"Who the fuck are you sc- oh. Its the lezzy in denial" Regina spoke with a smirk as she waltzed into her sisters bedroom in nothing but a tank top and running shorts. Her hair practically screamed that she had just had sex, but Zelena had gotten over that after a while.
Glinda's eyes widened as she saw the outfit Regina was sporting and remembered what she had said.
"I-Im not a-" Glinda started, but was cut off.
"YES YOU ARE AND STOP LOOKING AT MY BABY SISTER LIKE THAT! GO BACK IN YOUR CLOSET YOU GIANT LESBIAN!" Zelena screamed, making Glinda slam the door to the closet as fast as she possibly could.
"So, why are you here, Regi?" She finally spoke as she turned away from the door to her closet.
"I know you were freaking out and didn't know what to make Ruby so I brought you some things. Emma and Ruby are pretty close so she know's what Ruby likes." The brunette said as she walked into the kitchen and pulled out food from a paper bag.
"Red wine, Pork chops and Potatoes? Simple enough." Zelena made her way to the stove and turned up the heat so she could cook the food for later. Once she had begun to cook she turned to her little sister who was peeling potatoes and putting them in a pot of boiling water.
"Thanks for this, Regi. I think I can take it from here." She spoke with a smile and Regina nodded, hugging her sister before she left. "Good luck, Z. I know she'll love it!" Was the last thing the tall woman heard before the brunette exited her home.
"MY POOR BABIES!" A foreign voice screamed from behind her and she wipped around to see a potato standing on her counter looking into the pot of boiling water.
"WHERE THE FUCK DID REGINA BUY YOU!?" Zelena made to grab the potato but she jumped and landed on the counter with an 'oof'.
"HOW DARE YOU KILL MY CHILDREN, WENCH!" The potato charged at her and jumped on her face, but the potato was weak and Zelena pryed the food from her face and held her down on the cutting board.
"BECAUSE YOUR DELICIOUS AND MY WOLF LOVES YOUR FLAVOR!" She said before grabbing the knife next to her hand.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-" The knife was brought down into the middle of the potato, cutting her in half. Zelena happily putting the potato in the pot of water with a 'plop'.
"Now, this should be ready soon enough." The ginger haired woman spoke with a smile as she went back to cooking.
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Snow walked into Granny's not really caring how horrible looked. As she sat down at the bar, Ruby gasped as she took in the sight of her friend.
"Snow, what the hell happened?" She spoke with genuine concern as she took in the scratches on her face.
"My squirrel from hell happened." She replied shortly, not wanting to really talk about it.
"SNOW FUCKING WHITE HAVE YOU BEEN TAKING HOME SQUIRRELS AGAIN!?" Granny screamed as she walked out of the kitchen with a cup of coffee in her hands.
Snow winced at Granny's booming voice, she shouldn't have said anything. She should have known Granny would find out sooner or later.
"YEAH I HAVE BEEN AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME!" The pixie haired woman screamed as she ran from the diner.
"Well shit, Elvira. What did you do?" Cora spoke up from the other end of the bar, the smallest hint of a smirk on her face.
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- About 3 hours later -
Ruby and Zelena sat on a blanket watching the stars as they ate their food. Ruby smiled as she bit into a pork chop, Emma had probably tipped Zelena off about her favorite food.
"This is amazing, Zelena. Im so happy that you asked me out... Im too chicken" She let out a nervous laugh as she saw the other woman look at her with a smile.
"I had been cowering as well, dear. But I was in a good mood and thought 'Oh, what the hell do I have to lose?'" Zelena spoke in her thick accent, a sparkle in her eyes as she looked at the beautiful brunette before her.
"Well, im glad you were in a good mood." As the words reached the other woman's ears she let out a laugh, not a mocking laugh, but a laugh of pure joy. Ruby closed her eyes for a brief moment, taking in the angellic noise of Zelena's laugh.
"Me too." She spoke and began to close the gap between them, and Ruby did the same eagerly. Her eyes closing as her lips were inches away from Zelena's.
"OW!" Was the scream from nearby, causing them to spring apart.
"SORRY!" Was another scream.
"ELSA?!" Zelena screamed as she realized who it was, and the bleach blonde stepped out into the moonlight.
"MALEFICENT!?" Ruby screamed, making the other blonde step out of her hiding place as well.
"What the fucking fuck, girls!" Zelena looked at them quite annoyed, and Elsa smiled a bit before speaking.
"You guys are so cute, we just wanted to witness your first date. We would have too if MAL WOULDN'T HAVE GOT HER FUCKING BRACELET CAUGHT IN MY HAIR!" The bleach blonde sent Maleficent a glare before turning back to the two.
"IM SORRY OKAY, I SCREWED UP! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR!?" The other woman erupted.
"Yes, it was." And with that, a light kiss was placed on her cheek.
"Guys, we're still on a date here.." Ruby spoke up and the girls nodded and poofed away quickly.
"Now, I believe I was about to kiss you." Zelena spoke with a smile, at which Ruby smiled back.
"Yes, you were." Ruby leaned into Zelena and pressed their lips together. Instantly, Zelena melted into the kiss; their lips in perfect syncronization. The kisses became heated and extremely passionate; but went no furthur. All they did was lay there and kiss each other in the moonlight.
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Thats the chapter! I hope you enjoyed, and im sorry it took so long to update. I am now on summer break so I will be updating quicker!
Dont forget to R&R and prompt me! Have a great week, loves!
