Hello my loves!
I apologize for not updating, I have another fic and have been working on it currently. I also have been quite busy, but its summer so I will update as soon as possible!
Enjoy!
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1 week later...
Zelena and Ruby couldn't get enough of each other, practically inseperable. Zelena walked into the diner at 5pm to pick up her...girlfriend?
Zelena didn't really know, even though the whole town knew of the fact that they were dating they hadn't labeled anything yet.
"MY BITCH, IM HERE!" Zelena screamed, not caring who in the diner heard her.. unless Granny was here. Zelena started to panic internally, Granny wasn't going to like this. But Ruby walked out and hugged her and placed a kiss on her lips.
"Hey, Z. My shift just ended. Your place or mine?" Ruby said with a smile and a small eyebrow wiggle.
"Actually, neither. I want-" She was cut off when she was wacked in the head with the end of a broom. Zelena had her back turned toward the kitchen doorway, so she hadn't seen Granny come up behind her with the broom and Ruby had been so concentrated on staring at Zelena that she hadn't either.
Being wacked in the head with a broom didn't exactly feel nice, and Granny delivered a surprisingly hard blow. Zelena was knocked off her feet and Granny kept hitting her with the broom.
"WHAT HAVE A TOLD YOU ABOUT SCREAMING IN MY DINER, WITCH BITCH!" The elder woman screamed, bringing down the end of the broom in another swift blow.
"I DON'T LISTEN TO YOUR ORDERS, YOU OLD BAT!" Zelena conjured up her own broom and stood, fighting the woman. It was much like a sword fight, except with brooms.
"DON'T YOU DARE INSULT ME IN MY OWN DINER!" Granny made a move to disarm Zelena, but failed when she was hit in the side with the witch's broom.
"OH I DARE!" That's when Zelena charged at the elder woman with all her might.
"FOR STORYBROOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!" Granny screamed as she ran to meet the other woman.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Ruby screamed, deciding it was quite fun to play along.
Before either woman could meet in the middle, their brooms dissapeared; causing the two to run into each other and fall right on their backs. Ruby scrambled to help Zelena up while Granny huffed and got up herself.
"WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. THIS." A loud and very angry scream was heard from the doorway of the diner, and all heads turned to see the angry expression of none other than Cora Mills.
Nobody moved a muscle as she walked over to her daughter and girlfriend, grabbing them both by their hair. Zelena and Granny both letting out a hiss as Cora yanked on their hair.
"I HAVE TOLD BOTH OF YOU TO GET ALONG! NOW GET ALONG OR I WILL TIE YOU TOGETHER AND FORCE YOU TO SPEND THE DAY TOGETHER! UNDERSTOOD!?" Both women nodded eagerly and Cora let them go. Zelena ran back to Ruby and they left quickly before anything else could happen. Granny cowered into her girlfriend's shoulder, trying to test how angry she was. Cora didn't push her away, so she pecked her on the cheek and went back to work.
"Wow. I have some pretty crazy bitches as family." Cora muttered as she sat down at the counter, drinking from a bottle of tequila she had just pulled from her jacket pocket.
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It had been the first time Regina or Henry had seen Frozen, and Emma had made a mistake by letting them watch it.
Henry had liked it, but went off on a rant of how the Elsa he knew didn't go and sing on mountain tops, though she did have magic. Regina, however was silent. She had been throughout the entire movie and it was worrying Emma a bit. The blonde had seen Regina cry silently during certain parts of the movie.
As Henry left the room to go to bed, Regina slowly turned to look at Emma. Her face was serious as she looked at Emma.
The silence was broken when Regina started to sing, but it was definitely NOT the words from the movie. "Do you wanna build a fuck fort?" She sing-songed before they both burst into laughter.
Regina stood up, taking the blonde's hand and leading her upstairs to their bedroom.
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Maleficent sat in the middle of the small house she shared with Elsa. She was really hungry, and still wasn't used to the new technoligy. Last time she was in her dragon form. She went over to the toaster, remembering that she had to put bread in it and push down on the lever; and she did so.
It was only about a minute before the toast popped up, and she definitely wasn't prepared for that. As the toast popped, the blonde jumped and screeched.
"WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?!" Suddenly the toaster spread wings and tried to fly away, only resulting in knocking down the curtains and creating a whole in the wall as the toaster tried to desperately get away.
"Mal?" Elsa was standing in the doorway, still looking completely tired with a hint of annoyance on her face.
"I was hungry, and it scared me.." Maleficent looked down in shame as the other blonde began walking around the kitchen and preparing breakfast. She was certainly going to take a while to get used to this.
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Snow sat in her apartment once again, staring face to face with Pedro. The new squirrel she had deemed 'Her Squirrel From Hell'. Charming walked in and noticed his wife staring at the animal.
"Snow?" He spoke gently, hoping not to startle her. Failing as her hand whipped out to the side on instinct and smacked him right in the nose.
"AGH. SNOW WHAT THE FUCK!" He yelled as he fell to the floor, but Snow didn't move a muscle. She remained in the exact same place as before, looking into the eyes of the demon across from her.
She would not let this animal get the best of her again.
