SpongeBob glumly opened the door to his pineapple house and sunk into his chair. He was still sobbing from hearing the latest news from his boss.

"Oh well," SpongeBob sighed, "I gotta stay happy, hmm, maybe I'll watch some TV."

He picked his remote up and clicked the on button. The news was on. But it wasn't any of the usual news about stocks or politics. It was about the living dead. Perch Perkins was standing in front of the Bikini Bottom Morgue, and he looked quite scared.

"Hello this is Perch Perkins," The cheesy reporter greeted, "And I'm standing in front of the local morgue where just minutes ago, zombies, if you will, attacked countless townsfolk. Could this be the end?"

SpongeBob was intrigued, but he didn't think (at the time) that it was the customer, that caused all this misery. On the TV, a zombie started to attack Perch Perkins when the picture turned to static and the "Please stand by" screen appeared. SpongeBob was now freaked out. Gary, SpongeBob's pet snail purred.

"Gary!" SpongeBob said, "Come on boy, we got to go in the basement!"

Gary let out a purr roughly translated to "why?"

"Because Gary," SpongeBob replied, "There are deadly flesh eating zombies on the loose and we got to take cover!"

Gary purred a snide remark.

"No," SpongeBob replied frantically, "I am not making this up!"

SpongeBob heard a scream coming from outside, it was Sandy Cheeks! He momentarily forgot about the zombie situation and ran outside to see what was wrong. He was then faced with the sight of Sandy, struggling to fight off a zombie!

"Sandy!" SpongeBob blurted to his mammalian friend, dropping his pet snail on the ground, "Don't worry, I'll help!"

The sponge went back inside to get his shotgun, used for emergencies like this one. He aimed the gun at the zombie and fired, rotten brains flying from the crushed skull of the living corpse. Sandy let out a sigh of relief.

"Thanks buddy!" Sandy told her yellow friend.

Squidward opened his porthole windows of his Easter-island head house to see what was going on. Patrick, SpongeBob's sea-star friend, lifted up his rock to see what was going on as well.

"What the hell is going on here?" Squidward asked.

"Squidward we're in the middle of an apocalypse," SpongeBob replied, "Come on! Help us!"

"Woah this is crazy!" Patrick exclaimed.

The two jogged up to Sandy and SpongeBob.

"Is this true?" Squidward asked in a smartass-like tone.

"Yes!" Sandy assured him.

As they talked a boatmobile screeched down the road and crashed into Squidward's house, resulting in a fiery explosion.

"My house," Squidward exclaimed, "Noo!"

A rabid, blood-thirsty version of Mrs. Puff appeared out of the flaming wreckage of Squidward's house. The four screamed in horror.

"Quick, SpongeBob!" Sandy demanded, "Shoot her!"

"No!" SpongeBob exclaimed, "She's my favorite driving teacher!"

"She's a mindless zombie SpongeBob," Sandy told the sponge, "Kill her!"

SpongeBob sighed and reluctantly aimed his shotgun at the dead pufferfish, hands shaking.

"Goodbye!" SpongeBob said as he shot her.

The bullet pierced her puffy skin as she burst open, blood splattering everywhere within a ten foot radius. The four wiped the blood off their faces.

"That was awesome!" Patrick yelled.

"Well," SpongeBob said, trying to change the subject, "We're going to need to team up and fight off this zombie apocalypse if we want things to ever be back to normal!"

"How can we get things back to normal?" Squidward asked, "It's a zombie apocalypse! And at least one of us is going to die, and the remainder is going to have battle shock!"

"Well it's not a perfect plan!" SpongeBob laughed awkwardly.

"Well I don't know about y'all," Sandy added, "But if we're going to stop this here apocalypse we need weapons!"

The four had forgotten they were in the middle of a zombie roaming zone when one let out a sharp screech.

"Oh yeah," Patrick obliviously said, "The zombies!"

The team was now formed, and next on their agenda was to fight off all these zombies and find out why this is happening.


That's it for chapter 2! Thanks for reading and be sure to review!