Hello againe faithfull Zelda/Halo fans! Yeah, I know it's been forever since I updated. Well I was busy studying for finals, and then I spent a week in Hawaii after school got out. Now, I can't remember a whole lot about this mission, so this chapter may be a little on the short side. So withought further adue, I bring you chapter four. P.S. I do not own the Legend of Zelda or Halo.
CHAPTER 4: THE SILENT CARTOGRAPHER
While the Pelican was en-route to their next destination, V.A. had a bit of explaining to do. "Now, if we can get to the exact same place where the portal was when we first came here, I believe that I can return us all to Hyrule." he said. "Well why don't we just shoot the pilots and take this thing into space right now?" Tetra, who was an expert at not caring about other people's problems, asked.
"Well, I would have done that a long time ago. But there is a problem, and that is the screaming banshee that's plugged into Link's com-link." Everyone knew what he was talking about, Navi. If they refused to help the short eared humans, they would all suffer the pain of Navi's high pitched yelling. So they could only hope that they would be able to kill her once all this was over.
"Wait, aren't you just going to try to sacrifice us againe once we get back to Hyrule?" Zelda asked. "Not anymore." V.A. said. "If we all get out of this alive, then we may be considered mighty warriors. In other words, I will only need to sacrifice one of you. And I think I have my first candidate." he said motioning to Malon. Who was singing inside a soundproof barrier that V.A. had made.
"Speaking of Hyrule, I wonder how everyone is doing back home. Considering that we left the evil cupcake back there. And we are not there to save everybody's asses." Link said.
meanwhile, in Hyrule Castle Town
Basically, all Hell had broken loose. The town had been set on fire. And the cupcake was lunging from building to building in a blood thirsty rage. Here is what it sounded like.
"OH GODDESSES, THE PAIN!!!"
"I'M ON FIRE, HELP ME NAYRU, HELP ME TOM CRUISE!!!"
"I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!!! Oh, wait a minute... I DON'T HAVE ANY LEGS!!!"
"It's going to take more than one evil cupcake to make me abandon my... OH GODDESSES AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
As you can see, things weren't going too well. And the guards were only dealing with the cupcake when it got in the way of the path that they walked on all day and all night. And if they did see the cupcake, they just threw it outside the castle gates. Well, tried to anyway. The cupcake simply bit their hands off when they tried to grab it.
and now, back to Fireteam Onikron
"Meh, I'm sure they're fine." Link said. "Now to clarify the mission. We are looking for something called the Silent Cartographer. According to the data that Navi has gathered, it should map out this entire ring." Link said. "Link, when have you ever listened to Navi?" Zelda asked him. "Well who else am I going to listen to, Malon?" sure enough, Malon was still completely unaware of the fact that nobody could hear her. And she continued to sing inside her barrier.
"Alright everyone, time to go maul some Covenant to death." Echo 419's voice came over the intercom. The hatch opened and everyone jumped out. "Now, I have prepared something special for todays mission." V.A. said. "All right 419, drop it." with that, a jeep with a large machine gun mounted on the back fell out of the Pelican. Freinds, companions, whatever the hell Malon is; I give you the UNSC Assault Vehicle. I call it... the warthog."
"Why?" Auru asked. "Because UNSC Assault Vehicle is too long to use in general conversation." V.A. said. "No I mean why 'warthog'? It doesn't exactly look like a pig." Auru said. "Look, you see these hitchings?" V.A. said pointing to the bumper hitchings. "They look like tusks. What other animal has tusks?" "A walrus." Mikau said. "Don't make up animals private!" V.A. said. Apparently the Minish didn't study up on animals very much. "Ashei, I want you to poison Mikau's next meal." "Yes Sir!" Ashei said.
"Guys, let's just get the mission done. Then you can fight as much as you like." Link said. So V.A. got into the drivers seat, Ashei got into the passenger seat, and Tetra got into the gunners seat. They drove/walked for a while, shooting a few Covenant here and there. And they had a lot of fun throwing Plasma Gernades at the Warthog so that it would go higher into the air with each blast. Oddly, it never suffered any damage.
Eventually, they reached a temple-like building. "So, who wants to go in first?" V.A. asked while shining his headlights down the narrow enterance. "Ooh ooh, me me me pick me." Malon said while jumping up and down and waveing her arm. "All right, go ahead." V.A. said. "YAAAY!" Malon squeeled as she ran through the hall. The loud "blarg" noises that followed let the others know that there were Covenant inside.
After killing all the Covenant and finding out that the jeep couldn't fit through the entrance the group found themselves inside a room with a large pit in front of them. "Someone throw something in." Link said. V.A. lifted Malon above his head and prepared to throw her in. "I meant a rock." Link said. V.A. put her down with a sigh of dissapointment. Link kicked a rock down the pit. Sure enough, none of their long ears could hear it hit the bottom. Wich didn't exactly help with Ashei's fear of heights.
"And how do you suggest we pass this outpouring of resistance?" V.A. asked. "Like this." Link said. He then put away his Energy Sword and took out one of his SMGs and shot a control panel across the room. "Guns are a great salution to everything, don't you think?" After a few more identical hallways, the team made it to a small room with a machine in it. "Link, put me in there." Navi said. Link plugged Navi into the consol and a hologram of Halo appeared. "O.K., I see where the Silent Cartographer is, I'll call for evacuation." Navi said.
"Right, everyone, let's get out of here." Link said. When they got back to the entrance, they found that the warthog was still wedged into the hallway. After a good deal of pushing and gernade detonateing, they finally got the worthog out. And their was the Pelican. The only thing missing was... "OH BY THE GODDESSES WE FORGOT NAVI!!!" Link yelled.
END OF CHAPTER: 4
Well this was long overdue but it's finally posted. Like I said, I couldn't remember all of the level. But I got most of it. Oh and in case you're wondering, that warthog joke was from Red vs. Blue episode 2. I don't own them either. Well I'll get started on chapter 5 ASAP. Auf Wiedersein.
