Hey againe readers! Wow, ten thousand Zelda fics. I guess that means a lot of people love writing about the Legend of Zelda, including me . Anyway, nobody found the Red vs. Blue cameo, and if they did then they didn't tell me. So I guess I'll just keep this Scarab Gun. Now, when I was thinking up this fic before I started my account here, Marin was one of the charectors. (Why? I just think she's hot.) But, for some reason that is beyond my ability to come up with a reason, I took her out. And I feel bad about it. So now, Marin will be doing the disclaimer.
Marin: Thanks. Vaati's Apprentice does not own the Legend of Zelda or Halo. Now please remember to leave a review for Vaati''s Apprentice. He, like so many other authors, suffers from review depravation, R.D. So help stop this horrible disease, and review. Now, lets get on to chapter six of the epic saga of Hyrule, We Have a Problem.
CHAPTER 6: 343 GUILTY SPARK
We begin this chapter inside Echo 419s Pelican (yeah, what else is new). "How come Navi gets to stay in the Control Room?" V.A. asked, still a little upset. "And what was with all that stuff about something that the Covenant are afraid of?" Tetra said, sharing V.A.'s state of mind. "You're guess is as good as mine. I'm just glad to get rid of her for a little bit." Link said. "Aliens, stop chattering back there! I'm trying to watch Saw 538!" the pilot yelled over the intercom. "Hey, you'd better treat us better. Or else we'll go home and tell our people that your planet is stupid. And they'll probably blow you up." V.A. yelled to the pilot. "Well, we're here anyway. The captains signal dissapeared somewhere around here. Radio in when you're ready for evac." Echo 419 said to them.
The hatch opened and they jumped out and landed in a bog. "She dropped us in a bog on purpose." Tetra said, getting annoyed. "No, I think she just wanted us to stretch our legs before we go looking for Keyes." Malon said stupidly. "I think you're mom dropped you on your head." Zelda said. "Lets just look for the captaine before the Covenant find us." Link said, moving foreward.
After several hours of trudging through the bog, the team arrived at a large temple. "All right Mikau, you're up." Link just, pushing him into the temple a bit. "Hey, I've got a great idea! Why doesn't Auru go?" Mikau said. "Great idea! I did say that he would be the next one to volunteere for a suicide mission." V.A. pointed out. "So get moving private!" V.A. said jamming the muzzle of his shotgun into Auru's back. "All right, I'm going." Auru said reluctantly. Auru took one step inside the entrance, "Well, I guess no one's home." Auru said. When he turned to leave, he found himself staring down V.A.'s shotgun barrel.
"Going somewhere?" V.A. asked, his finger on the trigger. "N-no sir." Auru stuttered. "Good, now get back inside!" V.A. yelled. Cautiously, Auru went farther into the structure. When he didn't see anything wrong, he called the others. The team went in keeping their weapons ready. The entire interior of the structure had been torn apart. And there were human and Covenant bodies everywhere. As well as green blood smeared across the walls. It looked like the humans and Covenant were taken by surprise and tried to protect themselves.
"By Farore, what happened here?" Zelda asked, a little creeped out. "Someone beet us here. That's what happened." Tetra said. "I've never seen wounds like this before, yeah." Ashei said while inspecting a human body. "Right, we'll have to be extra carefull from here on out. Check ammo, and keep you're weapons at the ready." Link said. The team moved foreward with Link at the head.
They came to a door that was was not opperational, but Link forced it open. He was immediately hit with Magnum rounds and quikly took cover. "AAAAAHH!!! GO AWAY!!! YOU'RE NOT TURNING ME INTO ONE OF THOSE THINGS!!!" the Marine with the gun yelled. "Link, he seems to be paranoide, yeah." Ashei said. "Look pal, we're not here to kill you! We're trying to find a company of soldiers headed by Sergeant Johnson!" Link said, trying to reason with the deranged man. "THEY'RE DEAD!!! DON"T YOU GET IT?!!! THEY'RE ALL DEAD!!!" the man yelled, still firing at the open door. "Oh no, they're dead! Not they... who's they?" Malon asked. "Well Chief, what should we do?" Zelda asked. "This." V.A. said, hurling a bolt of magic at the marine. "Is he dead?" Mikau asked while cowering behind Link. "No, just uncontious. We had better move on and see what it was that did this to him.
The team came out from their hiding place and moved on, leaving the marine were he layed. They came to yet another closed door. This time, Link was unable to force the door open. "I have a plan." Auru said. "Oh no." V.A. replied. The team set up what Auru needed for his "plan". They piled up all their fraggers (military slang for gernades) in front of the door then took shelter. "All right, observe my ingeneous plan." Auru said, redying his rocket launcher. "I think I read about something like this in one of Ganondorfs books. That's probably why there's something telling me this won't work." V.A. said.
Once everyone had found some cover, Auru fired his rocket launcher at the gernades. A tremendous explosion was heard by the team. When the smoke cleared, they saw that Auru had been thrown backwards into a wall. Not only that, but the door was still closed. "OH, COME ON!!!" Link said and punched the door. The door opened and a dead marine fell on Link. "Hey, get off my Link!" Malon yelled, unaware that the man was dead. She threw him off Link then wrapped Link in a vice-like hug. "Hey, he's not yours! He's mine!" Zelda yelled, throwing her arms around Link's neck on the side that Malon wasn't on.
"Privates, you can fight over the Chief AFTER we're done with the mission!" V.A. yelled. The girls reluctantly let go of Link. "Thanks sarge." Link gasped. Link bent down over the dead marine and took the visual chip out of his visor. Link then inserted the chip in his own visor. This is what he saw.
what Link saw
Marines were sitting inside a Pelican with music playing. "Why do we listen to this stuff sir?" a marine asked. "This 'stuff' is you're history soldier. It should remind you what you're fighting to protect." a man, who Link assumed was sergeant Johnson, said. "But sir, this is K-Fed. If the Covenant want to destroy this particular part of my history, let them." another marine said. "My God, you're right. I couldn't tell because of the cotton in my ears. I put it there when the pilot was playing Jessica Simpson." Johnson said. Johnson got up and put a diffirent futuristic C.D. in.
"Something's getting in the way!
Something's just about to break!
I will try to find my place!
In the diary of Jane!" (Marin: Vaati's Apprentice does not own Breaking Benjamin either.)
"Oh yeah, this is what I'm talking about sarge!" the Marine said. He, along with a few other marines, started air-banding to the song.
The screen blacked out for a moment, then a different scene came up. They were standing in front of the structure. "Private, you're up. Get in there and scount the area." Johnson said to a marine. "But I don't want to go inside the scary cave." the marine said. Johnson sighed and said, "Come here you." He grabbed the marine and threw him inside the building. When no sound came from inside, Johnson said, "Well, that either means that everythings clear or he was eaten by a Hunter. Lets move out!" he said.
The screen went black againe and reappeared in the room that the team was standing in. There was an Elite lying on the ground with strange battle scars on it. "Hey Simmons, is this one of your freinds?" a marine asked jokingly. "Well men, no sign of the captaine. I guess we'd better..." Johnson was cut off by a screaming marine. "WHAT THE (BLEEP) IS THIS THING?!!! GET IT OFF!!!" the marine yelled. "HOLD STILL MARINE!!!" Johnson yelled trying to shoot the thing on the marine. Some strange noises, yelling, and gunshots were heard. Then the video stoped as the marine apparently died.
back to the team
"What did you see chief?" V.A. asked. "Nothig good. I think we should leave." Link said. "Hey Link, look what I found!" Malon squeeled. "What is it Ma... WHAT THE (BLEEP) IS THAT?!!!" Link yelled. Malon was holding a weird parasitic creature with tentacles. "I dont know. But it's so cuuuute! Can I keep it?!" Malon asked, hugging the thing. The thing popped in Malons arms. There were a lot of weird sounds, like shuffling feet, around the room. "CHECK AMMO!!!" Link yelled.
V.A. shot a large human like creature that jumped at him. Zelda, Tetra and Malon werent having much luck with their weapons. Luckily, Link slashed through the creatures with his energy sword. "Let's get out of here before we end up like those marines!" Link yelled. The team ran out with V.A. and Ashei fending off the creatures. V.A. quikly shut the door and ran off for the rest of the team.
When they got back to the entrance, there were a lot of marines fighting the creatures. "Oh sure, NOW backup comes." V.A. said. The team fired at the creatures while advancing towards the Pelican. However, a floating metal orb with a glowing blue eye flew down in front of Link. "Oh my, it appeares that someone has released the Flood." it said. "Whats with the quere ball?" V.A. said while blasting another Flood. "You must all come with me to retrieve the Index before the infestation spreads." the orb said. The object cast a veil of light around the team, and they vanished into thin air.
END OF CHAPTER: 6
There it is, the sixth chapter. Now, like Marin said, review. Or else I may have to have extensive surgery to cure my R.D. Do you really want to be the one to send me to the E.R.?
