Awww man, the final episode of Red vs. Blue was just released. Don't get me wrong, it was a friggin hilarious episode. But it means that there will be no more Red vs. Blue. Oh well, at least I still have 1-800 MAGIC, The Strangerhood and PANICS. But enough about that. As I said in the last chapter, I am going to finish this story. I don't know how long it will take, but bear with me. And I do not own the Legend of Zelda or Halo.

CHAPTER 8: TWO BETRAYALS

The team was returned to Halo's Control Room. Sad that they once againe were forced to make contact with Navi. "Well, about time you guys got back." Navi said. "What's this, an A.I. in Halo's control networck!? I cannot allow this!" Guilty Spark said. "Who is that?" Navi asked. "Easy Nav, he's a friend." Link said, getting in between the arguing annoyances. "Oh, your friend, your pal, your chum?" Navi asked. "Well, I was thinking more along the lines of an annoying allie that needs to be tolerate, much like yourself. But your explanation works too." Link said. "Do you have any idea what he's really here to do!?" Navi yelled.

"Uuh, to give us doughnuts?" Malon suggested. "No!" Navi yelled. "Ok, give me a second. Uuh... don't tell me. Eer, uuh... ok tell me." Malon said after the strain of thinking became too much for her "brain" to bear. "He's going to activate Halo!" Navi yelled. "Yes, now I must ask you to remove the A.I. or I will have no joice but to terminate you." Guilty Spark said as two sentinels floated up behind him.

"Yay, you brought friends. Let's all have a tea party!" Malon squeeled, unaware the peril they were in. "How about a shut the (BLEEP) up party?!" V.A. yelled, sticking a sentinal with a plasma gernade. "Link, we have to stop him. There 3 reactors in the valley. If we disable them, that should buy us some time." Navi said as Link re-inserted her into his com-link.

The team ran outside to discover that the valley was litteraly crawling with Covenant and Flood. "Quik, everybody grab a Banshee." V.A. ordered. "Why do we call them Banshee... sir?" Mikau asked. "Not this again, private. Do you have another made up animal that you want to call them?" V.A. asked. "No sir, I was just wondering." Mikau said, realizing what a bad move he had just made. "How about Bigfoot, or Sasquatch, or the Unicorn?" V.A. asked retorically. "Banshee is fine sir." Mikau said. "Or how about the... hey Ashei, what's the name of that Termanian lizard? The one that eats all the goats." V.A. asked. "That would be the Chupicapra sir." Ashei said. "Hey Mikau, how about that? Chupathingy, kinda got a ring to it." V.A. said.

"Enough, just get in!" Zelda yelled. Everyone entered their own Banshee and took off. It didn't take too long before Tetra was hit by turret fire from the ground. "They're going to be swarming the crash site any minute now. V.A., you, Malon and Ashei go down there and help Tetra. Mikau, Auru, Zelda and I will be able to handle the reactors." Link said.

V.A., Ashei and Malon all landed near the wrekage of Tetra's Banshee. "I don't see anything, yeah. Poor Tetra, I'll miss her like a sister." Ashei said, surveying the crash site. "I'll miss her like... well, like someone I knew but I really don't want to reflect on how deep our relationship was." V.A. said. "Wait, do you hear that?" Ashei asked as the sound of tapping came to her pointed ears. "All I hear is you two talking about your fealings for Tetra. And I have to say, it's a little wierd." Malon said. "Not that, the tapping." Ashei said.

"That sounds like Moris Code." V.A. said. "I think you mean Morse Code, sir." Ashei said. "Morse? Well that's just stupid. I don't think so." V.A. said. "No, Morse was the name of the person who invented an international way of communicating without speaking. Moris was a Hylian cat that sold cat food." Ashei said. "And that cat was one of our greatest military minds. Don't you see? It just means that Tetra is alive and trying to contact us." V.A. said.

"Now the question is how do we get her out, yeah?" Ashei said. "This is quit a predicament we have." V.A. said, pondering various ideas. "Aah, I can feel the tapping in my brain!" Malon yelled as the tapping continued. "Tetra, please stop tapping we heard you! You're crushed and you're in mortal danger, we get it, yeah!" Ashei yelled at Tetra. "V.A., didn't you tell me that you planted explocives inside our armor? Can't you just activate Tetra's?" Malon asked.

"No Malon, sadly that's just you. Although I could activate your's if you'd like." V.A. said. "How would that help?" Malon asked. "Well the situation would be alot less annoying." V.A. said. "Sir, this is bad. The wrekage is way too hot from the fire cause by the crash for any of us to touch. And even if we could, the bodly is pretty mangled. I don't see how we could pry the door open, yeah. And like Link said, the Covenant will be here any minute." Ashei said.

"Don't try to cheer me up Ashei, can't you see it's hopeless? Well men, it pains me as second in command to say this, but I think we need to admit defeat. Years of apprenticeship under an evil sorceror and I've finally met my match. I never thought it possible that I could be defeated by a ship. A ship full of enemies, maybe. But never just a ship itself. Bravo ship, bravo." V.A. said in defeat. "Hey sarge, would it help if you called me an idiot? That usually cheers you up." Malon said. "Shut up, you moron." V.A. said. "Feel better?" Malon asked. "A little." V.A. said.

"Sir, I think you should turn around." Ashei said. "What, and give the ship a chance to rub it in?" V.A. asked. "And what's going on sergeant?" a voice asked. V.A. turned around to see Link standing behind him, steeped in purple blood. "Sir, we've secured the crash sight." V.A. said, giving a Hylian salute. " " Good, all the reactors have been taken care of. We need to find Captain Keyes and warn him after we're done here. Let me open this." Link said. The door was too mangled to get open, so Link dug his Energy Sword into ship and cut a circle in it. Link removed the circle so that there was a hole in the ship. Through this hole, he dragged Tetra out. Her face was covered in soot and part of her hair was singed, but she was alive. "Tetra, you're alive!" Malon exclamed with joy. "Yeah, and I heard that crack about blowing me up." Tetra said, cracking her knuckles as Malon swallowed nervously.

END OF CHAPTER: 8

IT'S ALIVE, MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Well, I was able to sit down and force myself to write another chapter. Only two are left. I'm beginning to think that I'm like George Lucas when it comes to updates.