Gratuitous deleted scene - the distraction continues
Just like most deleted scenes, there's a good reason this was deleted: because it's entirely unnecessary.
This can go anywhere you want, probably after the business in the moat. Is it a worthwhile addition, or just gratuitous? Isn't this entire thing gratuitous?
Kim wondered idly what else of Shego's she could lick. Kim could just keep on licking Shego's legs. They were probably all nice and sweaty, she imagined. Kim could spend hours working on them. Then what? Keep working her way up Shego's side. Kim bet Shego was ticklish. Kim sure was, and boy, Shego had better never find out about *that*, or she would be in big trouble. Anyway, ignoring the shiver going through her. Going back to licking Shego. Yeah, find all the really ticklish spots and work on them with her tongue until Shego started screaming. She'd probably be thrashing around pretty hard, too. Maybe Kim should tie her up first? No, that would mean Kim couldn't lick up Shego's arms and suck on her fingers. Which Kim absolutely wanted to do; do the job right. She could tie Shego up and tickle her mercilessly another time. This time, just hold her down and hit the sensitive spots lightly, not working any one spot too long. She didn't want to *torment* Shego, not this time, just tease her a bit. Or a lot.
Anyway. Kim tried to turn her mind back to the Shego-licking. It was a little tricky, with Kim on her hands and knees like that, especially since her naked butt would be sticking out for anyone to see, distracting her even more. That negligée didn't cover very much, did it? At least it was pretty tight, so it wasn't all bunched up around her shoulders. Okay, so, to be honest, it would be better described as "form fitting". Or "slutty". Shego probably had some pretty odd ideas about what Kim would have to wear, but this? Boy, did it leave absolutely nothing to the imagination. Kim thought about running her hands over it, smoothing down any wrinkles in the silk and looking at herself in the full-length mirrors in Shego's bedroom. Shego would probably be smirking, watching her every movement and giving Kim instructions. It was *very* scandalous the way every little bump and texture of her nipples stood out like that. It might as well have been painted on for all the good it did at hiding anything. Of course, if Kim's nipples were as big and stiff then as they were right now (and she had no idea they could even do that; what the heck was going on?), it would just be even more obvious.
When Kim recovered her wits from the admittedly way-too-long meditation on Shego painting her naked skin in a veerrry skanky version of Shego's catsuit and walking Kim around on her leash through downtown Middleton, she mentally spanked herself for her lack of attention. What would Shego think if Kim just started spacing off like that in the middle of worshipping Shego's feet? She would be pretty darn ticked, Kim thought. Kim was shivering *very* heavily after thinking about how Shego would punish her for that misdemeanor. It would undoubtedly involve Kim being tied to some kind of sawhorse with Shego smacking her butt with a big paddle or something while Kim counted the strokes until she had learned her lesson. Oof. And then Shego would never allow Kim to suck on her toes or her fingers. Kim really wanted to avoid *that* particular fate.
Kim liked this finger sucking idea a lot, she didn't really know why. Sliding them in and out of her mouth, it would be like eating a Popsicle. Wait, she would need to suck on two fingers at the same time for that. Mmm. Double the fun. What would three be like? Could she get them all in her mouth at the same time? Of course she could, she could do anything! She could get all ten of Shego's fingers in her mouth at once. Yeah, she would like to see the look on Shego's face when she did that!
The more Kim though about it, though, the more she started to worry. What if Shego, being in charge, wanted to be the one telling her what to do? She would want to *make* Kim do things. She would be the one putting her fingers into Kim's mouth, as many at a time as she wanted. She would be the one sliding them in and out, as slow or as deep as she wanted, moving them around to force Kim's mouth open even wider and grabbing her tongue and squeezing it hard. If Shego wanted to shove her fingers all the way in and hold them there, what was Kim going to do about it? This was Shego-slash-Kim, after all, not Kim-slash-Shego. Shego could grab Kim by the hair and pull her head back and force her fingers in and out of Kim's captive mouth until she was satisfied, if she wanted to. And she probably did. This was Shego, after all. The woman was evil. She probably had an incredibly dirty mind.
The only drawback to all this Shego-licking and finger-sucking, Kim pondered, was that Shego would probably want to make Kim do it where people could see her, like in the middle of the lair with Drakken and all his henchmen watching. Kim definitely wasn't having any Shego-slash-Kim within 20 miles of Drakken, though, so that was out. Maybe at the Middleton Mall? Shego could make her do it at the food court, or in one of the bedroom displays at Furniture World. Oh, or in the elevator all afternoon. Shego would probably think that was entertaining.
Kim didn't see what was so entertaining about it. Who would want to watch her lick Shego all over and suck her fingers, anyway? Well, Kim would, obviously, but she was a little biased. She should probably pick up a copy of the video afterwards. She could review her technique, watching in slow motion to pick up on every detail. It would be like what the football team did, watching old game films all the time. Kim would have to make sure the video came in HD.
Kim should really drop this line of thought. All the electric shivers that she kept having every time she thought about people looking up her naked butt were getting her even more distracted than she already was. She didn't want to make that little Kim-slut angry with her again. She should go back to thinking about what she wanted to do, which was lick every inch of Shego's body. Shego's back - there was a whole sea of beautiful mint skin to lick. Kim would start at the base of the spine, in that little hollow just above Shego's butt, and lick all the way up to her neck in one long, slow stroke. Heavenly. Once Kim was finished with Shego's back, she would work on Shego's neck. Kim bet Shego would like that, if it was as sensitive as Kim's. Kim wondered if Shego liked having her throat licked, or the spots behind her ears. Kim would just have to try it and find out, wouldn't she?
Yeah, a lot of you probably hate me now. I don't blame you. I should probably hate myself.
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Disclaimer:
I do not own anything Kim Possible or Dr. Seuss-related. You should know this. If I did, this would happen, as a graphic novel.
