Sooo... This happened after I watched 3x19. My hands kind of took over and this was the outcome. It's shorter than what I originally had, but that's only because there was smut that I am not willing to publish in it, so I deleted it from the upload. This was a pretty fun chapter to write, if I do say so myself.
Yes, I'm aware that the characters are a tad OOC, but I like them.
Anyway, like I said last week... Today is Friday, so here is your update.
WARNING: Even though it skips over the no-no parts, the beginning is still risqué. You've been warned.
Disclaimer: I only own the ideas, not the characters.
(Five months later)
"Mmm… Regina, slow down; we have all night." The raven hair sliding down his abdomen was suddenly tossed back. "Slow?" She raised an eyebrow, "Alright, but just remember that you asked for it." The mayor went back to start at his lips, capturing them in a soft, barely there osculate, before tenderly grazing her tongue along his bottom lip. Regina pecked the corner of his mouth and slowly went up his jaw with open-mouthed kisses.
"Love, you're driving me mad." Robin inhaled deeply when her mouth enclosed around his earlobe as she dragged her nails down his chest. His fingers dug into the bedding beside him. "You said to go slow, dear." Robin groaned, knowing he was going to regret ever opening his mouth.
She continued down his neck, covering every inch with bites and suctions, followed by a soothing from her tongue. "You know, Dear," she started between kisses, "you taste delicious." She gazed up at him, "Like honey."
He wriggled under her as her nails continued to scrape down his now, seemingly sensitive sides. When she arrived at his belly button, she nipped the surrounding skin and grasped the waistband of his boxers.
Slowing her already dragging movements, she paused to look at him and smirked at the sight. His knuckles were white as he clutched on to the bed sheets as hard as he could, his eyes were black with lust, and his jaw was clenched shut. She returned her attention back to his waistband as she slid it over his hips...
Upstairs, Henry woke in a puddle of sweat, and found the source clinging to him. For such a little boy, Roland radiated heat like the sun. Gently picking up his tiny arm from his waist, the older boy eased as quietly and softly as humanly possible out of the bed. He needed to get something to cool off with and he wasn't going to find it in his room.
...The queen kissed her way back up his body until she was hovering over his lips. "Was that slow enough for you, Thief?"
He growled, "Indeed. Of course, now it's pay back." She yelped as he suddenly flipped them over. Unfortunately, they weren't aware of how close they were to the edge of the bed and landed with a thud onto the carpeted floor. "Oof!" Robin grunted, "Well, that was unexpected. Are you alright?" Regina laughed, "Fine, dear. You broke my fall."
The lust returned to Robin's eyes and he smirked, "Good, now I can return the torture."
Henry was mid gulp when he heard a small crash come from his mother's room. He briskly dropped his cup to the counter and sprinted toward the sound. Upon throwing the door open, he heard a loud gasp and regretted even coming near the room at the sight in front of him.
"Henry!" Regina was mortified, using Robin's body to cover her own while the obstruction was reaching for a blanket on the bed. Henry couldn't move, or even blink for that matter. With his mouth hanging agape, his mother's voice brought him out of his shock. "Henry, I am so sorry!"
He vigorously shook his head and turned around, "I thought someone broke into your room. I didn't know Robin was here and I wanted to make sure you were okay." He cleared his throat, "Glad that you are. I'm gonna go back to bed now."
Regina rested her forehead against the back of Robin's shoulder and sighed, "I'll meet you in your room in a few minutes, alright?" Henry nodded once with his back to them, walking back out to the safety of the hallway.
Once her son was out of the room, Regina collapsed on the bed and covered her face with her hands. "Hey, it'll be alright. He didn't see too much." Robin ran his fingers through her hair and sat next to her. "Dear, he just saw his mother's boyfriend kissing his way down her stomach with his hands on her naked breasts. He saw enough," she groaned and pushed herself off the bed. "I've got to get dressed and go make sure he's not permanently scarred."
Robin stood, "Alright, love. Do you want me to go with you?" She looked at him and shook her head; "I don't think that's best at the moment, but thank you for offering." Regina walked over and placed a kiss on his cheek as she buttoned her nightshirt. "I'll be back in a bit."
He fell back on the bed as she left the room, "I'll just be here, then."
Regina took a deep breath before a shaky hand reached out and grasped the doorknob. Slowly, she opened the door and looked over at Henry lying next to Roland, who was quietly snoring. "Hey," she whispered, "come out here, please." Henry gently climbed out of bed so as to not wake the sleeping boy. She opened the door more so he could walk past her.
"I'm sorry you saw that, Henry," she said as she shut the door. Henry slid down the wall across from his room with his head down, "Mom, you don't have to apologize. I should have knocked before coming in."
Regina sat down next to him, "Henry, you heard a sound come from my room and were worried about me. Do you think people generally knock before going into a room when they think someone is in danger?" He finally looked at her, "No, I guess not, but now it's all awkward."
She closed her eyes and let out a laugh that surprised even her, "Yes, it'll be somewhat awkward for a little while, but we can get past this eventually." He chuckled humorlessly, "I wonder how long that will take."
She lifted her head as a thought suddenly hit her; "You better not do any of that with Grace, Henry." He shot her a surprised look, "Mom, I never want to do that for as long as I live, especially now that I've seen you and Robin… doing that."
Regina wrapped her arm around him only to have him shake it off, "Too soon, Mom."
"Right, yeah, okay," she brought her hand awkwardly back to her lap and looked down.
Emma and her mother sat waiting for the mayor to meet them at the diner. The savior looked up at the sound of the door chime, "There you are. What was so urge-"
"Henry walked in on us last night," Regina quietly rushed out, "I've already talked to him about it, but I just thought you should know." Both Snow and Emma's eyes turned into saucers, "Are you being serious right now?"
Regina rolled her eyes and sat down, "Yes, Ms. Swan, because I often joke about things like this. Of course I'm being serious." Snow gulped, "Like, more than making out?"
"I'm not giving you details, Snow!" She sighed, "The point is that we all need to be more careful from now on. I don't think he can handle walking in on anyone else again."
The savior scoffed, "Hey, we're not the ones who got caught." Regina looked at her skeptically, "How was I supposed to know he'd be up? It was three in the morning!" She lowered her raising voice when a dwarf at the bar looked at them, "How many times have you walked in on Snow and David?" Emma laughed, "Point taken." The younger brunette straightened her back, "Hey! I'm right here, you know."
"Mary Margret, I've literally walked in on you and David seven times. Seven. I can never eat on the dinning room table again because of it." Emma grimaced at the memories. "Emma!" Snow was turning red with embarrassment.
"Well, dear, I knew you were overly affectionate, but I didn't take you as the 'anywhere, anytime' kind of woman." Snow sunk deeper in her seat at her stepmother's comment. "It tends to happen when you're separated from your true love for twenty-eight years."
Regina looked over to the blonde, ignoring Snow's jab, "From the outside looking in, you and Hook seem to be very hands on, or rather, three hands and a hook on. If you're anything like your dear mother here, just be careful or you could end up in an extremely uncomfortable situation."
Emma smirked, "You mean, like the one you are currently in?"
The queen sighed, "Yes, precisely."
"Can you not just wipe that from his mind... Magically?" The blonde's face turned to confusion. Regina let out a huff, "I've seriously been considering it, but I'm afraid I don't have anymore of the ingredients for that potion and the only place to find them is the Enchanted Forest." Emma leaned back in her seat, "Well, that sucks."
The mayor's glare could cut glass, "Yes, it does suck, doesn't it?"
Robin decided to visit Henry during recess so he could speak one on one with him. The two were walking along the sidewalk away from the other kids when Henry finally spoke, "So what's this about?" Robin looked down to the boy, "Lad, I just wanted to check on you today, see how you were holding up."
Henry let out a humorless laugh, "How I'm holding up? Let's see... Last night I saw my mom, who was not only naked, but had a man touching her, who was also naked." He turned to look up at Robin, "I'm barely standing this is so awkward. Can we just try to forget it ever happened? I just want to know one thing." The outlaw stopped walking and turned to face Henry, "What's that?"
"What are your intentions with my mom? I know I was all for this and tried my best to get you together, but after last night, I just need to know. Do you really love her, or do you just want that?" Robin's eyes widened at the thought of Henry thinking such a thing. "Henry, I can assure you, I love your mum with my whole heart. My only intention is to make her happy. To make us both happy. Please trust that."
Henry let out a breath he had been holding, "Good. But just so you know, if you do hurt her, you'll have to answer to me... And Prince Charming... And he's scary good with a sword."
"I would expect nothing less, Your Highness." Robin slightly bowed.
Please motivate me to write more, or you know, tell me it sucks. Whatever you'd like.
