"Welcome back, I know it's been a while but if you had seen what I've been up to you wouldn't have posted either!"

"What have you been doing" questioned Pearl cautiously

"You should know!"

"You locked us in a room... How could we know!" said Apollo

"You could have used telepathy" said Maya with a smirk

"BUTT OUT MAYA!" shouted Phoenix

"Hmph" said Maya starting to water Charley who had also been brought with them

"Oh Maya, make sure to give him water, not the hydrochloric acid that's on the side"

"You have hydrochloric acid!?" squealed Ema, her eyes lighting up

"Yes"

"You say that like it's obvious" said Athena

"That's because it is. Anyway let's stop questioning my sanity and get on with the show!"

"Who are you talking to?" asked Diego

"BUTT OUT MR DIEGO ARMADO/GODOT! Truth time!:"

Apollo would you rather date Ema Skye, Vera Misham, Athena Cykes or Juniper Woods?

"Umm well I" stuttered Apollo

"Awwwww! You're going red!" smiles Trucy

"Tell us Apollo" smiled Phoenix

"Yeah tell us Apollo" said all of the girls in question

"Ummmmm...W-W-Well I... Pass!" said Apollo raising his hand in the air

"Hmmmmm... You do remember my consequences?"

"Argh! O-Of course... umm Ema Skye" Apollo mumbled

"Took you long enough to say it" said Ema leaning in to kiss Apollo

"Mmmph!"

"Ewww Polly. Don't swallow her!" screamed Trucy

"Ewww. Dares:!"

Lamiroir/ Thalassa Gramarye say who your children are loud and cleae and in English

"My children are Trucy Wright and Apollo Justice!" said Lamiroir/ Thalassa Gramarye

"Wow really. I wouldn't have known. I can't believe it"

"Knew that" said Trucy

"Found it out ages ago" said Apollo flatly

"Really!" said Lamiroir/ Thalassa Gramarye, looking over to Phoenix

"Not me" shrugged Phoenix

"It was obvious" said Apollo and Trucy simultaneously

"It was to be fair. Next:!"

Edgeworth put your cravat on a duck and keep it on the duck for FIVE chapters. Franziska give your whip to the duck and let the duck keep it for FIVE chapters. No one is allowed to hurt the duck in any way.

"WHAT!" screamed Miles

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Franziska

"HHHHHHHAAAAAA!" laughed Phoenix

"Hmph. I will not be bested by a duck" said Franziska putting her whip on the duck's back

"U-U-Ummmm... Me either" said Miles putting his still pink cravat on the duck

"Remember don't hurt the duck. APOLLO EMA ARE YOU SERIOUSLY STILL KISSING!. DIRTY SNACKOO OBSESSED DETECTIVE. DIRTY HORNED DEFENCE ATTORNEY! Now leave... go on... go! Bye!"