Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine. The song dare also belongs to the Gorillaz. The only thing that is a figment of my head in this story are the people from our world that leader brings in and their little club, Team Dark. And the 5-foot sewage fountain actually is a true story. It happened to my best friend for the same reason. I just exaggerated the amount on the ground a bit. Vote for Kisame to be stuffed in a fishbowl. Yeses.

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Since the sewage incident, the akatsuki were forced to switch hideouts during the fumigation. They were now in one of their 3425425566873567865886878121 hideouts. Out of these 3425425566873567865886878121 hideouts, they were in number 45665768787. It was another normal Akatsuki morning, while everyone was lined up at the bathroom door. Except for Deidara, who had carefully crafted a clay sculpture and hid it in the toilet. Deidara was hiding outside when Leader Sama walked in. The other akatsuki waited outside and in 3 seconds or less, a large explosion came from the bathroom, followed by a leader- Sama- and- Toilet shaped hole through the roof, and Leader screaming into oblivion.

Later that day, Leader came back, slightly singed around the edges, but some people were following him. One had long brown hair, and was wearing a dark gray sweater with jeans; another had long brown hair, a blue tank top, and blue jeans with blue slip- on shoes that were the color for the sky. Another had waist-length black hair and purple eyes, and was dressed in a white t- shirt and jeans. She wore a dark purple glove on her right hand. Another was a small boy, around 8 or 9, and he was wearing an orange hooded shirt and shorts with brown curly hair. Another looked almost native- American, with very dark hair that went past her knees. She was dressed strangely like a Hinata with sneakers. The most odd was the one right behind Leader- Sama, who had short white hair that hung over one eye, and over the other side, her hair was black, but was not over her eye. She was wearing a very long, dark cloak, which looked like an akatsuki cloak minus the clouds. She was walking with her eyes closed, which seemed even stranger. She was also as pale as Orochimaru… They all walked into base number 4566768787 and sat down.

"Hey, who are these people?" asked Hidan.

" 'These people' are you, sort of," Began the leader. "They are from a whole different dimension, whatever they mean by that…. They are a whole new part of your soul, like it was broken into two. They can be the exact opposite of you, the exact same of you, or can only have a few things in common. One of the things that are most common is name. Most of these people have the names of people that aren't in akatsuki, but I am sure you have at least heard of, so when you hear their name, don't be surprised. The next common thing is how one dresses. Most dress close to the same, and some others look alike," said the leader. "Lotus, come and tell the nice S- ranked criminals about yourself."

"Well, as you know, Im Lotus, my favorite color is sea foam green, my favorite element is water, and I am 13," said the girl dressed in blue.

"now, another may step forward," said leader, and the dark haired girl stepped forward.

" Im Sheiika, pronounced She- I –kah if you want to now syllable by syllable, and I am 11, my favorite color is purple, my favorite elements are fire, lava and darkness, thanks for listening," She said.

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Sorry this chapter took me a long time, and Im stopping in the middle of it so I can get it out. The rest of the character descriptions will be written! I mostly paused at the descriptions because all of these people are based on my friends. And for Lotus, that isn't her real name, but to add to the effect that she likes blue and water and stuffs, her real name even sounds like Kisame, lol! Next chapter will be out soon!