I have to say, I'm proud of myself with this chapter. I may have even set a new high score for number of references in one chapter. (Dont hold me to that) My sudden burst of Joss Whedon references may have sporned from two days of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I have no excuse for the rest though.
Thank you guys for all the support, you are totally amazing. People were kind enough to point out that I unintentionally spelt Simmons wrong, I will correct it,if I havent by the time you read this. I will point out that, the Giles reference at the beginning, I've been trying to think of a way to use it all day. My life is sad.
As usual, please review, let me know what you think I love hearing about any improvements, status or reference suggestions, requests. Go nuts guys. As long as I understand them ya know? I'll stop typing now.
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Skye: Let's do the timewarp again!
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Phil Coulson: You're supposed to be doing research, not watching the Rocky Horror Show. And don't lie. The whole BUS can hear it.
Skye: Sorry AC, didn't realise it was so loud.
Phil Coulson: Off Skye, not down
Skye: Come on AC, I can multitask
Grant Ward: How exactly can you use your laptop and dance around the lab table at the same time?
Skye: Have I ever let you down?
Phil Coulson: Shall I answer that or just glare?
Skye: Chill out Giles, I'll turn it off
Grant Ward: Who's Giles?
Skye: Never mind
Grant Ward: Guys, seriously, who is Giles?
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Leo Fitz: Seriously, where have you been living?
Melinda May: Even I know that one
Jemma Simmons: Poor Ward. It must have been hard for you growing up.
Jemma Simmons: I'm sorry, that didn't come out right.
Skye: I call a Buffy marathon!
Phil Coulson: Not after the last one you're not
Skye: Hey, it was no one's fault that Fitz flipped out at the end of the last episode. Except Fitz's
Leo Fitz: Firefly was a briliant show that should not have been cancelled, especially half way through its first and only season.
Grant Ward: It was canned over ten years ago Fitz, you need to get over it
Leo Fitz: You did not just say that.
Jemma Simmons: Here we go.
Leo Fitz: Joss Whedon had a brilliant and unique idea that was struck down by some stupid money hungry jerk who couldn't think of his own idea so he squashed the dreams of others
Skye: We get it Fitz, long live the Browncoats.
Grant Ward: My point is, Joss Whedon has done a lot more since Firefly. Its not like he disappeared.
Jemma Simmons: Please delete this status before he gets started again.
Phil Coulson: I am forced to officially make this a BUS rule. The F-Track, Hot Dogs and 99 Problems are NOT appropiate ringtones for SHIELD agents
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Melinda May: Who changed mine to The Bitch is Back?
Phil Coulson: That's nothing. Mine is now Darth Vader's theme.
Skye: Hakuna Matata? Are you freaking serious?
Jemma Simmons: It means no worries?
Skye: So not funny.
Leo Fitz: Who do you think got stuck with 99 Problems? Its highly inappropriate
Skye: But you do have 99 problems Fitz.
Skye: And a bitch aint one.
Leo Fitz: Not cool Skye. I was in the middle of a very important video call when my phone went off, you cant comprehend how embarassing it was.
Skye: Dont blow a vein dude, it was just a joke
Leo Fitz: For the last time Skye, the lab equipment is not a quicker alternative for the microwave. Wait you're turn like everyone else.
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Skye: Wow Brain, I had a sandwich for lunch. I don't anything radioactive to make two slices of bread, ham and salad.
Leo Fitz: Well if you didn't then who did? And I am not a mouse with a big head.
Skye: I was badly attempting to compliment your intelligence. Wont be trying that again.
Jemma Simmons: It was just a little melted cheese Fitz, no harm done.
Skye: Someone ICE him before he goes on another keyboard rant
Phil Coulson: ICERS are not to be used on the BUS Skye, especially not on other team members
Skye: Spoil sport.
Phil Coulson: I live to ruin your day.
