Rose: Only 1 person gave me some ToDs?!
It' been about a week since Erza had accepted Rose's request.
" And this is where the show's gonna be preformed." Explained Rose.
Erza looked at the showroom, IT WAS THE SAME FREAKING PLACE WHERE SHE PREFORMED AS PRINCE-WHATEVER-HIS-NAME-WAS!
" By the way, you got all the contestants right?" Rose questioned.
Erza sighed. " I got everyone, but Crime Sorciere and Mermaid tail were living hell!"
Rose Sweatdroped. " When the show starts, I'll introduce it and hand you the ToD envelopes, I'm also reponsible for all the contestants to do their ToDs, even if it takes a few chapters.
Erza nodded.
" Great!" Smiled Rose. " The show begins tonight in a few hours!"
8:00pm...
It was now time for the show to begin, Erza and Rose were getting their costume on while going over some details.
Rose was wearing a simple pure white sundress adorned with black lace ribbons and white bunny ears while Erza was wearing her usual white blouse and blue skirt.
" Only 1 person sent in some ToDs?!" Exclamed Erza.
" Well, this is the first chapter Erza." Explained Rose. " There should be more ToDs in the later chapters."
Erza sighed.
Suddenly, a Lacrima appeared. " We're on in 5!"
" Time to start the show!"
" WELCOME TO...TRUTH OR DARE! FAIRY TALE STYLE!"
The audience cheered.
" I'M ROSE, THE MAIN PRODUCER OF THIS SHOW, AND FOR OUR HOST...ERZA SCARLET THE TITANIA!"
Erza appeared on stage.
" NOW PLEASE MEET THE CONTESTANTS THAT I HAD ERZA CAPTURE!"
52 poles appear on the stage each holding a captive contestant.
" AND THE CONTESTANTS THAT I CAPTURED ARE..." Began Erza.
"the fire dragon slayer Natsu Dragneel,
the guy with the stripping problems, Gray Fullbuster,
the celestial wizard Lucy Heartfilla,
The Exceed Happy,
The sky dragonslayer Wendy Marvell,
the Exceed Carla,
the iron dragon slayer Gajeel Redfox,
Levy Mcgarden,
the demon Mirajane Strauss,
Lisanna Strauss,
the man Elfman Strauss,
the artificial lightning dragon slayer Laxus Dreyer,
the fairy wanna-be Evergreen,
the secretly homosexual Freed Justine,
Bickslow,
Alzack Connell,
Biska Mulan,
Daughter of Alzack Connell and Biska Mulan, Asuka,
woman of rain, Juvia Lockser,
the heavy drinker Cana Alberona,
the unbeatable Gildarts Clive,
the Exceed Pantherlily,
Romeo Conbolt,
Porlyusia,
the sky god slayer Chelia Blendy,
the love obbsesed Sherry Blendy,
the dude in love with Juvia, Lyon Vastia,
Jura Neekis,
the ever so creepy Ichiya Vandalay Kotobuki,
the Trimen Hibiki Lates, Eve Tearm and Ren Akatsuki,
Nichiya,
Jenny Realight,
Kagura Mikazuchi,
Millianna,
Meredy,
Ultear Milkovich,
Jellal Fernandes,
the wimp, Natsu Dragion,
the scary Lucy Ashley,
the overly fat Gray Surge,
Edolas Wendy,
Edolas Elfman,
Edolas Mirajane,
Edolas Juvia,
Edolas Cana,
Edolas Bisca and Alzack who do NOT have a child yet,
Mystogan,
the other me Erza Knightwalker,
and my lil' bro Shô!"
Audience clapped.
" Wow...I'm surprsied that the captive arn't mad..." Remarked Rose.
" Wait..." Said Erza.
3...
2...
1...
" HEY!"
" Here's the one and only ToD Erza." Rose handed Erza the envelope.
" Kay!" Erza read the letter. "From; agarfinkel,
Truths:
1. Everyone living in Edolas right now- what have you guys been doing for the last seven years?
2. Nichiya- how did you end up joining Blue Pegasus?
3. Natsu- who do you like more: Lucy, Mirajane, or Lisanna?
4. Kagura and Milliana- Why didn't either of you participate with your other guildmates during the modeling contest that took place during the fight between Mirajane and Jenny?
Dares:
1. Juvia, Cana, Mirajane, Elfman, Alzack, Bisca, and Jellal- introduce yourselves to your Edolas counterparts and see how different they are from you guys
2. Happy- no fish for a month
3. Cana- tell Gildarts about what happened between you and Bacchus
4. Gajeel- steal and eat Erza's cake when she is not looking."
Everyone stared at Erza.
" So what has the people from Edolas done for the past 7 years?" Asked Rose. " Mystogan?"
" I got married"
Everyone stared at Mystogan, then at Jellal.
" WHO DID YOU GET MARRIED TO?!" Screamed Jellal.
" Erza" Mystogan replied casually.
Everyone stared at Erza Knightwalker for a while, then at Erza Scarlet.
" What?" Asked Knightwalker. " Didn't you get married 6 years ago?"
" No I didn't Erza..." Scarlet answered curtly.
" Why?"
" CAUSE I WAS STUCK IN A TIME WARP FOR 7 YEARS DAMIT!"
" Did you have kids?" Asked the 2 Mirajanes.
" We got twins!"
" Um.. I think we should probably moe on to the next question..." Said Rose. " So, Nichiya... how did you end up joining Blue Pegasus?"
" It was a fine day, I was using my strength to support the Exceed village-"
RING! RING! RING!
" I'll get it!" Yelled Rose. She pressed the speaker button.
" NICHIYA YOU USELESS TRASH! ALL YOU EVER DID WAS LAZE AROUND AND EAT ALL OUR FOOD!"
" Queen Shagotte?" Asked Carla.
" Oh hi Carla! how have you been? By the way, I'm your mother."
"...Yeah, I figured..."
" Anyway, to continue..." Said Nichiya. " One day, I came across a beautiful creature named Ichiya, he had a wounded parfum, so I treated him with care-
" YOU DID NOTHING DAMMIT!"
" - and sometime later, I joined his beautiful guild."
Shocking silence...
" Anyway, Natsu, who do you like more: Lucy, Mirajane, or Lisanna?" Asked Erza.
" Hmmm..."
" Natsu.."
" hmmm..."
" Natsu.."
" hmm..."
" NATSU FRIGGING DRAGNEEL!"
" I like Lucannajane!"
Everyone stared at Natsu...
" WHO THE HELL'S LUCANNAJANE?!" Exclamed Erza.
" A combination of all of them!"
Everyone Sweatdroped...
" Um..The last truth of the day... Kagura and Milliana, during the Magic games, Why didn't either of you participate with your other guildmates during the modeling contest that took place during the fight between Mirajane and Jenny?" Asked Erza.
" We forgot our swimuits..."
" Kay!" Smiled Rose. " Time for the Dares! #1, Juvia, Cana, Mirajane, Elfman, Alzack, Bisca, and Jellal, introduce yourselves to your Edolas counterparts and see how different they are from you guys.
Juvia stared at Juvia...
" This is Juvia?"
" This is me?"
" The other Juvia has a russian accent!"
" How did I end up like this?"
Cana stared at Cana...
" This petty princess is me?"
" I'm that barberic?"
" Do you even drink alcohol?"
" Heavens no!"
Elfman meets Elfman...
" Meeting yourself is a man!"
" sob sob "
" Hey! You're me! be a man!"
" Mirajane!"
Mirajane?
" There's not much of a diffrence..."
Alzack & Bisca...
" There's not much of a diffrence ether..."
Jellal and Mystogan
" Nice hair!"
" Nice tatoo!
" Wow..." Breathed Rose. " Not much...Anyway, Happy, no fish for a month!
" WHAT?!" Wailed the blue Exceed. " Rose you're evil!"
" Dare #4," Said Erza. " Cana, tell Gildarts about what happened between you and Bacchus"
" My daughter's dating!?" Exclamed Gildarts.
" No, it's just...Um Cana?"
" Honestly, I don't remember.."
" Natsu?!"
" CANA LOST TO A DRINKING CONTEST AND BACCHUS TOOK HER BRA AS TROPHY!"
" WHAT?!" Exclamed Gildarts. " BACCHUS!"
" WAIT!" Yelled Rose " TAKE THE FRONT-"
A Gildarts shaped hole in the wall...
" door..."
Awkward silence...
" Um...For our lat question.." Rose ran up to Gajeel and whispered him the Dare.
" WHAT?! I AM NOT DOING THAT DARE!"
Rose requiped a Titanium hammer and hit Gajeel's head.
" I'll do the dare..."
Rose requiped a cake...
" OMG! CAKE!"
" ERZA! THERES ANOTHER JELLAL STANDING BEHIND YOU!" Yelled Rose.
" WHAT?!" Erza turned around.
" NOW GAJEEL!"
Gajeel quickly took the cake and ate it.
" I DID IT!"
" What was the Dare?" Asked Levy.
" It was steal and eat Erza's cake when she is not looking." Explain Rose.
" GAJEEL FREAKING REDFOX..."
" UH-OH..."
Erza had requip into her Pugatory armor...
" YOU ARE SO DEAD!"
" METALICANA! SAVE ME!"
" And that's it for this chapter's Truth or Dare. Stay tune!" smiled Rose.
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