Rose: Thank you Dark rose wolf dragon for the ToDs!


It was around a few hours before the next show, Erza and Rose were at Tenshii cafe enjoying some sweets.

"Okay! the first show was a hit!" Cheered Rose. " Let's celebrate this by eating a mountain of cheesecake and greentea parfaits!"

" Cheers!" Yelled Erza. The 2 girl started to dig into their deserts.

" By the way, where are you holding the contestants captive?" Asked Rose.

" I rented the biggest room in Fairy Hills and stuffed them in." Explained the Requip mage.

" But Erza, wouldn't they break out or starve?"

" No, I stuffed some food in there and lined the room with some barriers along with some of the lacrimas that Laxus used to activate Thunder Palace."

" Oh, well, we got another chunk of ToDs from Dark rose wolf dragon."

" Great! Tonights gonna be a great hit!" Smiled Erza, as she finished the last bit of her cheesecake.

" I agree!" Cheered Rose. She licked the rest of the parfait off of her spoon. " Hey waiter! can we get another mountain of cheesecake and parfait?!"

The waiter stared at the 2 girls. " OH MY GOD! HOW DID YOU FINISH THAT?! I THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD TAKE A MONTH!"

" Yah yah, can we get another?" Asked Erza


Show time!

" WELCOME BACK TO...FAIRY TAIL TRUTH OR DARE!" Yelled Rose.

The audience cheered.

" SINCE WE ALREADY DID THE INTRODUCTIONS, LETS START THE TRUTH OR DARES! Wow...I'm surprised the contestants arn't complaining..." Remarked Rose

" Wait for it.." Said Erza.

3...

2...

1...

"NNOOOO!"

" That's better."

" Anyway, here's the ToDs for today Erza!"

" Thanks Rose! From; Dark rose wolf dragon...

Truths;

1. Lucy, out of all the guys in the room would be a bad date?
2. Elfman, if you had to spend the rest of your life with someone who would it be?
3. Freed, who in this room is the most attractive?
4. Sherry, who is the most attractive girl in this room?
5. Levy, you say you let Erza borrow the books that you read. Erza likes to read slightly naughty books, does that mean you read them as well?
6. Trimen! If you wake up one day invisible, what will be the naughtiest thing you would like to do?
Dare;

Wendy! Exchange clothing with the closest opposite gender."

" So Lucy, out of all the guys in the room would be a bad date?" Asked Rose.

" Ichiya!" Yelled Lucy.

" MEN!"

" Elfman! If you had to spend the rest of your life with someone who would it be? Here's a hint, her name starts with Ever and ends with green, and it rhymes with Everdeen." Teased Rose.

" TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH SOMEONE IS A MAN!"

" Okay then..., Freed, who in this room is the most attractive?"

" Laxus-sama!"

Shocking silence...

" I thought he was gonna say the Trimen..." Muttered Evergreen.

" No! why would I say that?!" Yelled Freed.

" Because you have 3d nude figures of them." Sneered Ultear.

" HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?!"

" Moving on..." Said Rose, " Sherry, who is the most attractive girl in this room? AND IT CAN'T BE YOU!"

" By adorable little cousin Chelia.!"

" You can't be cute without love." Blushed the Sky God slayer.

" Next truth, Levy! Please put this one, you say you let Erza borrow the books that you read. Erza likes to read slightly naughty books, does that mean you read them as well?"

" Ohh?" Smiled Gajeel.

" Levy like to read thee kind of things?!" Exclamed Wendy.

" N-NO! I..um..."

" JUST ADMIT IT LEVY!"

" Kay! yes I do! BUT IT'S ONLY BECAUSE I CAN'T FIND ANY GOOD BOOKS!"

" Right..." Muttered Erza. " Anyway, last Truth of the day, Trimen! If you wake up one day invisible, what will be the naughtiest thing you would like to do?"

" Well..."

A long list of naughty things later...

" And after breakfast we'll..."

" SHUT UP!" Exclamed Erza. " YOU'RE MAKING WENDY LOSE HER INNOCENCE!"

" And the one dare for today!" Began Rose. " Wendy! Exchange clothing with the closest opposite gender. which is by the way Romeo!"

" Ehh?!" Stuttered Wendy.

" I'll give you one of my cheesecakes." Erza whispered into the Sky Dragon Slayer' ear.

" COME ON ROMEO! LET'S GO CROSS-DRESS!" Wendy Draged the 13 year old...

" HELP MEEE!"

10 minutes later...

" Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahah ahahahahahahahaha!"

Everyone was laughing their heads off.

" I haven't laughed this long since, since, SINCE I TURNED ALL OF JELLAL'S POSSESIONS INTO CHIBI ERZA DOLLS!" Exclamed Ultear.

" THAT WAS YOU?!"

" SHUT UP!"

Everyone turned to Erza.

" Rose, I think now would be a good time to let out the other 3 contestants.

"What do you mean?" Asked Gray.

" EVERYONE! THE PEOPLE THAT YOU THOUGHT WERE DEAD!"

Ur, Uncle Rob and Simon all walk on stage...

" It can't be!" Cried Gray, Lyon and Ultear.

" No way! Screamed Shô, Wally and Millianna.

" Big Brother?!" Sobbed Kagura.

" But I killed him with my own 2 hands!" Yelled Jellal.

" THIS CHAPTER OF TRUTH OR DARE HAS ENDED, PLEASE SEND IN MORE ToDs SOON! BYE FOR NOW!"


Rose: Please review! And send in more ToDs!