Rose: wow, 2 in one day!
The next day at Tenshii Cafe...
" Omg Erza!" Yelled Rose. " Look how man y ToDs we got for tonight's show!"
" Who are they from?" Erza finished the last remains of 10 mountains of cheeseca ke.
" From, musicgirlforever101, agarfinkel and AnimePro." Piped Rose as she licked the est of her parfait mountain. " Hey w aiter! Can we get 20 more of these?!"
" WHAT?! THAT'S NOT EVEN POSSIBLE! 10 MO UNTAINS IN LESS THEN 1 HOUR?! WHAT KIND OF MONSTERS ARE YOU TWO?!"
" We're girls...human girls..."
Showtime!
" WELCOME BACK TO FAIRY TAIL TRUTH OR DARE FOLKS! THIS TIME, WE GOT 5 TIMES THE NUMBER OF ToDs!"
The audience cheered...
" Wow the-"
Erza interupted Rose..
" Wait for it..."
3...
2...
1...
" YOU PEOPLE AND MAGES ARE EVEN MORE EVIL THEN ZEREF!"
" Actually, I did get a late ToD from the him..." Muttered Rose.
" YOU WAT?!"
" It was a late entry..."
" Anyway, let's start the show!" Yelled Erza.
" From; musicgirlforever101,
I dare natsu dragneel to kiss Lucy from earth land and ten his double!"
Awkwark silence...
" Ok.." Natsu shrugged. " Oy! Lucy!"
" Wat?! no no no no no no no no!"
KISS...
" Actually that wasn't so bad!" Remarked Lucy.
" And now 10 kisses for Natsu Dragion!" Yelled Erza Knightwalker.
" HEY ERZA! ERZA'S SUPPOSE TO BE THE HOST DAMIT!" Yelled Laxus.
" SHUT UP DAMIT BLONDE LIGHTNING DUDE!"
" Just get on with the kissing!" Yelled Rose.
10 kisses later...
" I'VE BEEN KISSED BY LUCY BEFORE, BUT ANOTHER GUY?!" Wailed Natsu Dragion.
" Um next up, from agarfinkel, Began Erza.
"Truths:
1. Sherry, how did you and Ren becomed engaged?
2. Milliana, why are you so obsessed with cats?
3. Members of Edolas Fairy Tail, can you tell us what the Edolas version of the following guilds were like: Lamia Scale, Blue Pegasus, Quatro Cerberus, Raven Tail, and Sabertooth?
4. Bisca Mulan, what happened to all of the animals that lived in your room back in Fairy Hills?
Dares:
1. Erza Scarlet, tell Mystogan and Erza Knightwalker about the Earthland counter parts of Sugarboy, Hughes, Coco, and Byro
2. Lisanna, turn into your catgirl form in front of Milliana
3. Juvia, show everyone pictures of what you looked like when you were under Vid aldus' control
4. Lyon, tell Ur about how you tried to free Deliora back on Galuna Island"
" So Sherry, how did you and Ren becomed engaged?" Asked Wendy.
" Well, remember the events of Oracien seis and all? Well after that..um.." Began Sherry.
" I-it's not like I wanted to s-see her..." Ren Stuttered.
" And Hibiki has me!" Jenny Yelled randomly...
" NO ONE CARES!" Yelled Porlyusia. " I HATE HUMANS!"
" Moving on, Milliana, why are you so obsessed with cats?" Asked Rose.
" Because they're so cute and-
Almost 10 minutes of cat related stuff...
" And sometimes they-"
" ENOUGH! AS MUCH AS I LOVE CATS, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! ERZA READ THE NEXT TRUTH!" Yelled Rose.
" Members of Edolas Fairy Tail, can you tell us what the Edolas version of the following guilds were like: Lamia Scale, Blue Pegasus, Quatro Cerberus, Raven Tail, and Sabertooth?"
" Honestly, it's been a while..." Said Edolas Wendy, " I only remember that Blue Pegasus was a girls only guild."
" Now that you mention it, I think that Sabertooth was the weakest Guild in Edolas, heck, they couldn't even take care of a tiny ant." Said Edolas Bisca.
" And Lamia scale was full of a bunch of mean players!" Wailed Gray Surge. " Isn't that right Juvia my dear?"
" Shut up,and Quatro puppy and Raven tail never even existed!" Retorted Edolas Juvia.
" I wonder why..."
Everyone stared at Knightwalker...
" What?"
" Moving on, Bisca, what happened to all of the animals that lived in your room back in Fairy Hills?" Asked Rose.
" They ran away!"
Awkward silence...
" Um time for the Dares..." Said Erza. " Speaking of Dares..."
The Requip mage turned to Happy.
" Congradulations Happy, you get to eat fish again!"
" Aye sir!"
" Anyway, Dare #1, Erza Scarlet, tell Mystogan and Erza Knightwalker about the Earthland counter parts of Sugarboy, Hughes, Coco, and Byro" Said Rose.
" Oh this gotta be good." Smirked Mystogan.
" Well..." Began Erza. " Sugarboy's inlove with Gray, Hughe is a girl, and Coco and Byro arn't that much diffrent..."
Silence...
" Um, Let's move on," Said Erza. " Lisanna, turn into your catgirl form in front of Milliana."
" Um kay..."
Animal Soul: Tigress!
" Omg! that' so cute!" Millianna started chasing Lisanna...
" Um, Dare #3.. Juvia, show everyone pictures of what you looked like when you were under Vidaldus's control!" Yelled Rose.
" Kay..."
2 minute later...
Lots of nosebleeds...
"And the last Dare of the Day, Lyon, tell Ur about how you tried to free Deliora back on Galuna Island" Yelled Erza.
" You Did what?!"
" DAMMIT ROSE!"
" SEND IN MORE TRUTH OR DARES, AND TRY TO KILL LYON WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!"
" NO! DON'T!"
Rose: Animepro, I'm saving your' for next chapter...
