Rose: Sorry it's been awhile but the computer wouldn't save!


" Erza! Look at all these ToDs!" Rose waved half a dozen envelopes into the Requip mage's face.

" Hey! I'm trying to eat a mountain!" Exclamed Erza. " HEY WAITER! CAN I GET SOME MORE?!"

The waiter froze on horror. " WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MAGES?!"


Show time...

" WELCOME BACK TO...FAIRY TAIL TRUTH OR DARE!"

The audience cheered.

" AND NOW A LATE REACTION FROM OUR SLAVE- UM CONTESTANTS!"

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"NNNNNNNOOOOOOO!"

" And the first ToD," Continued Erza. " From; AnimePro,

Truths;

1. Mira is it true that you' re the matchmaking demon?

2. Why doe Team Natsu like to sleep in Lucy's bed? is it because the bed is comfortable ...?

Dares;

1. Lucy I dare you to kiss Natsu on the lips

2. Cana I dare you to stop drinking for a month

3. Natsu I dare you to take erza's cake when shes looking and say "this is my favorite yo"

" So Mira, ARE you a matchmaking demon?" Asked Rose.

" Maybe!" Smirked Mira.

" And Team Natsu, why like to sleep in Lucy's bed? is it because it's comfortable?"

" YES!" Replied Natsu and Gray.

" Only when I'm extremly tired" Explained Erza. " Anyway, Lucy kiss Natsu on the lips."

" Eh, I've done it already.." Shruged the Stellar spririt Mage.

KISS...

" Well that wasn't so bad..."

" Cana, No drinking for a month!" Yelled Rose.

" WHAT?! HOW COULD YOU? YOU #$%&*!"

" And finally..." Rose Whispered the last Dare into Natsu's face.

" WHAT?! I AM NOT DOING THAT!"

" Ether that or kiss Gray..."

" OKAY! I'LL DO IT!"

" Hey Erza, LOOK!" Rose Requiped a strawberry cheesecake...

" YAY! THANKS-"

Natsu quickly stole the cheesecake and smiled. " THIS IS MY FAVOURITE YO!"

" NATSU FREAKING DRAGNEEL!"

Suddenly, the lights turn off and all that could be heard was Natsu's girl scream... When the lights finally turn back on, you see Erza eating a cheesecake and a Natsu shaped Hole-in-the-wall...

" YO MEATBUNS! BRING BACK THE PINK HEADED BOY!" Yelled Rose.

" Puchee!"

Suddenly, a dozen meatbuns appeared out of nowhere and went theough the Natsu shaped Hole-in-the-wall..

" Anyway," Sighed Erza, " From; EarthGodSlayer

Truth;

1. Carla, Why are you so mean to Happy?

2. Lucy Ashley and Heartfilla, Who do you prefer as a boyfriend: Natsu or Gajeel?

3. Laxus, Why are you a jackass?

Dares:

1. Chelia, Make out with Romeo in front of Wendy.

2. Lyon, Put on a dress and act like a princess in front of Juvia

3. Natsu, Burn down the Fairy Tail Guild Hall and rebuild it in less than an hour, or else Erza will torture you forever.

4. Cana, Have a drink off with your Edolas self. "

" So Carla, Why are you so mean to Happy?" Asked Rose.

Carla blushed. " Personal reasons..."

" Lucy Ashley and Heartfilla, Who do you prefer as a boyfriend: Natsu or Gajeel?" Asked Erza.

" NATSU!" Shouted the 2 Lucys.

" Laxus, Why are you a jackass?" Asked Rose.

" What?! Why you little!"

" Um...LET'S GET TO THE DARES!" Suggested Wendy.

" Dare #1! Chelia and Romeo make out in front of Wendy!" Yelled Rose.

" WHAT?!"

" Do it..."

" YES ERZA!"

10 minutes later...

Wendy was in tears while Romeo was looking for mouth wash. Chelia just stood there smiling.

" Lyon, Put on a dress and act like a princess in front of Juvia!" Yelled Erza

" WHAT?!"

Some argueing later...

Lyon was in a frilly pink tutu...

" I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THIS MUCH SINCE ULTEAR PRONONCED WISDOM AS " WINDOW" !" Laughed Ur.

" COMMON PRINCESS! TIME TO PRINCESS AROUND!" Yelled Erza.

Some princessing later...

" OKAY! ENOUGH PRINCESSING!" Yelled Rose. " Natsu, Burn down the Fairy Tail Guild Hall and rebuild it in less than an hour, or else Erza will torture you forever!"

" WHAT?!" Exclamed Erza.

" AYE!"

5 minutes later...

" DONE!" Yelled Natsu, Then, he fainted...

" And that will be all!" Smiled Rose.

" Wait!" Exclamed Erza." What about Cana's drinking contest?!"

" Well, Earthland Cana can't drink for a month while Edolas Cana doesn't like Alchohol." Explained Rose.

" AND AS AN EXCLUSIVE ENDING, WE ARE HOLDING A CONTEST TO SEE HOW MANY NICKNAMES YOU CAN COME UP FOR JELLAL! WINNER GETS TO APPEAR IN A CHAPTER! PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR NAME, HAIR/EYE COLOR, AND CLOTHES!"

" WAIT! WHAT?!" Yelled Jellal.

" DON'T FORGET TO SEND IN MORE ToDS!