Rose: it's been over a year since I last updated...you all wanna kill me don't 'cha?


" Hey Erza..."

" What?"

" When do you think I should end this game show?"

" No time soon..."

" Damit..."


show time...

" WELCOME BACK TO FAIRY TAIL TRUTH OR DARE!"

The audience cheered.

" AND NOW TO INTRODUCE OUR VISITOR FOR THE DAY!"

A girl with black waist length hair and brown eyes wearing a short white sundress and a daisy headband appears.

" MEET LILYBELLE! OUR WINNER!"

The audience claps.

"Lilybelle, why don't you tell the audience the nicknames you came up for Jellal?" smiled Erza

Lilybelle grinned; " Ok, I came up with a lot of nicknames! Jelly, jellyman, strawberrycakejelly, al,blues clues, jello, jerza, J the fernz, fernandes yo, jell, jelLOL, jellella, nutella, jeje, J.F., jealous jel, blue sunset, prune, prune jello, ninja, jellal who is disguised as another jellal whose disguised of another jellal, siegrain, mystogans clone, heavenly magyk dude, pickled plum ((wenddy, pickled pluumss! oh ho ho)), blueberry pie, gerard, gerard the retard, jelf, fern and e.s., flame of guilt, DJ fernz, fer reals, dried prune, bluehead, erzas true luuurve, crime sorcierer, tattoo,lally, jelferd, mr. Scarlet, ichiyas love rival,(( u jelly?)) , blue J, bleu jay bird, wizard saint, Ja, creme sorciere, whipped creme, creme da la cream, heavenly strawberry cake, blue sugar, jay f, nin nin, je-san, jerza FTW, berry parfum, simons love rival, jojo, jello elmo, ichi ya love parfum, jellal scarlet and jelli al!"

Jellal stared, " How did she do that?!"

Rose sighed " Beats me! Anyway, Lilybelle, please read the first ToD of the day."

" Okay! From; DarkDragonGirl4

Truth;

1. Gray is it true you secretly like Juvia
2. Laxus is it true you secretly sneak peaks at Mira
3. Elfman is it true you think someone is a woman and if so who
4. Bickslow do you have feeling for someone if so who?
5. Porlyusia is it true there are some humans you don't hate if so who?
6. Charlie is true you like Happy

Dare;
1. Juvia kiss Lyon then Gray
2. Natsu make Mira mad enough to go into Satan Soul Form
3. Levy sit on Gajeel's lap for the rest of the day
4. Jellal take a bite of Erza's cake
5. Edolas Natsu slap Lucy Ashley's butt and then French kiss her
6. Ichiya go sniff Erza

7. Porlyusia go steal Erza's cake and eat it
8. Jellal take a bite of Erza's cake and then feed her it by French kissing

" So," Lilybelle smiled at Gray. " DO you like Juvia?"

Gray figeted for a moment, then he stared at Juvia. " m...maybe..."

" KYAAAAAA! GRAY-SAMA!"

Rose quickly took out a microphone. " THAT'S YOUR CUE TO RUN!" She shoved a TV screen in his face. " THE FANGIRLS ARE COMING! RUN FOR THE HILLS GRAY!"

Gray ran out the door...

Anyway, on with our truth" Erza continued " Laxus, is it true that you sneak pecks at Mira?"

Laxus stood still, REALLY still...

Natsu waved his hand under Laxus's nose. " Hey, he's not breathing..."

Rose sighed " Erza, call an ambulance...Lilybelle, take over for a bit"

Okay!" Lilybelle pointed at Elfman " Elfman is it true you think someone is a woman and if so who?"

Elfman studdered " E..Ever..Evergreen..."

"Bickslow, do you have feeling for someone if so who?"

" Laxus of course!"

Okay...awkward but carrying on! Porlyusia, is it true there are some humans you don't hate if so who?"

Porlyusia glared at Lilybelle for a few seconds and sighed. " Wendy, she's the least annoying one of all."

Wendy beamed. " Thank you Porlyusia!"

" And Charlie, is true you like Happy?"

" Maybe..."

And that's all the truths!" Cried Lilybelle.

" Hey we're back!" Rose announced.

Um where's Erza?" Asked Lucy.

" Oh, she's bring in Laxus."

Erza came in pulling Laxus in a wheelchair.

" He'll be ok."

Anyway on to the Dares," Rose Continued " Juvia kiss Lyon then Gray"

" But Gray-sama's not here!" Sobbed Juvia.

" Worry not my love! I will love you more than he has ever Juvia my sweet!" Lyon Announced.

" NOT SO FAST!" Gray jumped through a window. " NO ONE PICKS ON MY GUILD MEMBERS!"

Rose's left eye twitched " You're paying for the repairs..Anyhow, Juvia, kiss the 2 ice mages... "

KISS...KISS...

" KYAAA! I GOT MY FIRST KISS FROM GRAY-SAMA!"

" YES! I FINALLY GOT A KISS FROM MY BELOVED JUVIA!"

" SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!" Yelled Gray.

Next Dare " Erza read " Natsu, make Mira mad enough to go into Satan Soul Form AKA burn down her closet or hurt Lisana".

Natsu thought for a moment. " Mmm... I can't hurt my Nakamas so...Closet here I come!"

Before Natsu could take another step, Mira grabbed him.

" Natsu..." Mira growled. " There are 2 things in the world that I cant stand...1, hurting my little siblings and 2, BURING DOWN MY CLOSET! SATAN SOUL!"

" AHH!"

15 minutes later...

" Wow... I'm surprised that he stayed in one piece..." Said Gajeel. " At least I'm not getting humiliated like him.."

"Yeah... about that..." Muttered Rose " The next Dare is that you have to let Levy sit on your lap for the rest of the day..."

" WHAT?!"

Levy's face turned red...and redder...and redder...

" Just sit on his lap!" Yelled Rose

" Kay..."

" Moving on," Said Lilybelle, She whispered it into Jellal's ear. Jellal stared in horror

" I'm not doing that!" He yelled.

" Jellal, come here for a second." Rose smiled. Jellal walked over to her, Rose started to whisper something in his ear. Lilybelle tried to listen.

"...If you don't...use a ...and shove it up your...diary in front of...make you change your...Pokémon...so you better...got it?!"

Jellal shuttered. " Okay..."

" Erza look!" Rose requipped a cheesecake.

" My cake!" Erza requipped a random fork and started to dig into the cake, but then she noticed that there was no cake on her fork. She looked up to see Jellal...with his face covered in icing...

" JELLAL!"

Every watched and laughed as Erza chased Jellal all around the stage.

" So what was the dare? " Asked Romeo.

Lilybelle answered. " It was Jellal taking a bite out of Erza's cake. Next up, Edolas Natsu slap Lucy Ashley's butt and then French kiss her"

Edo Natsu sniffed and did what he was told...

" Well this is a twist..." Noted Rose. " Anyway Ugh...-Ichiya go sniff Erza"

" Yes! ERZA MY SWEET OH! *PAFU PAFU!* *PAFU PAFU!*"

" YOU PERVERT!" Erza kicked Ichiya.

" Okay, Next one, Porlyusia go steal Erza's cake and eat it." Said Lilybelle.

" Okay..." Porlyusia went up to Erza " Can I steal your cake?

Erza thought for a moment " Will you return it?"

Polyusia nodded.

" Ok"

Rose stared." She has a way of her own I guess...Anyway, Last one...Jellal take a bite of Erza's cake and then feed her it by French kissing."

Jellal Cried " WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT MY LIFE TO BE MISERIBLE?!"

" BECAUSE! YOU BEING HAPPY IS ABSOLUTLY UNACEPTABLE!" Yelled Rose. " NOW DO IT!" She requipped a chocolate cake.

Jellal pouted, he took a bit of chocolate and kissed Erza...a lot...and Erza's not punching him...

" Yup, let's wrap this up!" Yelled Rose.

" But isn't this chapter kinda short?" Asked Lisana.

" eh, I don't care, the fans don't know where I live. oh and one more thing..." Rose took out her microphone.

" UNLESS YOU HAVE A REALLY GOOD ONE, PLEASE REFRAIN FOM SENDING MORE ToDs!"