Ok, you guys seemed to really want more, so here's another chapter of Rise of the Guardians Bloopers! Enjoy!


(Jack's memories)

Jack: It's ok, it's ok. Just don't look down, look at me. You're gonna be fine, you're not gonna fall- (the ice suddenly opens and Jack falls in) IIIIIIIINNNNNNN! (Comes up coughing and spitting out water) Ok that wasn't even funny who did that!?

Bunny: (snickers, standing next to a lever that's labeled "open ice")

Director: Cut!

...

(When Jack is chasing the Nightmare with Sandy)

Jack: (is flying, then goes to propel himself off the ground. However, he slips on oil and falls) AUGH! (Face plants into the ground) ugh...who's car is leaking!?

(Laughter)

Director: Cut!

...

(Jamie's wild sled ride)

Jack: Little slippery! (Freezes ground, but his foot gets caught in the sled's runner) oh craaaAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP! (Without Jack controlling the sled's path, they crash into a lamppost)

(Laughter)

Director: Cut!

...

(When the Guardians are collecting the teeth)

Bunny: (smirking) Ho ho ho...(strikes match, but it doesn't light.) what the-(North comes down the chimney and crashes into Bunny)

(Laughter)

Director: Cut!

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(Jack and Bunny's argument at the Pole)

Bunny: (leans in all epic like) I'm a bunny

Jack: (snickers, then bursts out laughing)

Bunny: I hate this bloody line...

Director: Cut!

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(The first sleigh ride)

Jack: Hey Bunny, check out this viewwwwOAAHHHHHHHHHH! (Falls off sleigh)

Bunny: AUGH! NORTH! (Nervously looks over edge where Jack's supposed to be sitting on the runner, but he's not there. Stares) ...uh...

Director: Cut! Somebody find Jack!

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(At Pitch's lair)

Pitch: The lights...why aren't they going out?

Nightmare: (whinnies)

Pitch: They're collecting the teeth!?

Nightmare: (looks over Pitch's shoulder)

Pitch: (tries to make a scary face, but ends up just looking like he needs to use the little Boogeyman's room)

Nightmare: (whinnies in a way that sounds like laughter)

Pitch: ...what?

Director: Cut! And get Pitch a mirror!

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(When Bunny confronts Jack in the alley)

Bunny: Hello mate. Been a long time. Blizzard of '68, wasn't it?

Jack: (innocently leaning on his staff) Bunny! You're not still mad about that, are you?

Bunny: ...don't give me that look.

Jack: what look?

Bunny: the (high pitched voice) "I'm so angelic and every fangirl in the world worships me and I'm the only reason about 90% of people are coming to see this movie" (end high pitched voice) look.

Jack: well I can't help it if that's true

Bunny: ...

Jack: (smiles innocently)

Bunny: ...shut up Frostbite.

Director: Cut!

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(When Jack is saying goodbye to Jamie)

Jack: You're telling me you stop believing in the moon when the sun comes up?

Jamie: no...

Jack: (a bird lands on his head) Well, do you stop believing in the sun when clouds block it out and there's a bird on my head?

Jamie: (snickers, then laughs)

(More laughter)

Director: (thinking) make it stop...(speaking) Cut!

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(When they're battling Nightmares)

Jack: (lands on sleigh)

Bunny: You might wanna-

Jack: (gets hit in the back of the head with a boomerang) OW!

Bunny: ...duck.

Director: Cut! Why did I come back...


Hope you enjoyed!

Jack: Why do most of these involve me getting hurt?

Because they do.

Jack: That's not an answer.

I don't care. Now, as always, review and never eat wool!

Jack: Help! She's holding me here against my will!

Quiet you or I'll feed you to the dragons! ...bye!