Ok, you guys seemed to really want more, so here's another chapter of Rise of the Guardians Bloopers! Enjoy!
(Jack's memories)
Jack: It's ok, it's ok. Just don't look down, look at me. You're gonna be fine, you're not gonna fall- (the ice suddenly opens and Jack falls in) IIIIIIIINNNNNNN! (Comes up coughing and spitting out water) Ok that wasn't even funny who did that!?
Bunny: (snickers, standing next to a lever that's labeled "open ice")
Director: Cut!
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(When Jack is chasing the Nightmare with Sandy)
Jack: (is flying, then goes to propel himself off the ground. However, he slips on oil and falls) AUGH! (Face plants into the ground) ugh...who's car is leaking!?
(Laughter)
Director: Cut!
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(Jamie's wild sled ride)
Jack: Little slippery! (Freezes ground, but his foot gets caught in the sled's runner) oh craaaAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP! (Without Jack controlling the sled's path, they crash into a lamppost)
(Laughter)
Director: Cut!
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(When the Guardians are collecting the teeth)
Bunny: (smirking) Ho ho ho...(strikes match, but it doesn't light.) what the-(North comes down the chimney and crashes into Bunny)
(Laughter)
Director: Cut!
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(Jack and Bunny's argument at the Pole)
Bunny: (leans in all epic like) I'm a bunny
Jack: (snickers, then bursts out laughing)
Bunny: I hate this bloody line...
Director: Cut!
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(The first sleigh ride)
Jack: Hey Bunny, check out this viewwwwOAAHHHHHHHHHH! (Falls off sleigh)
Bunny: AUGH! NORTH! (Nervously looks over edge where Jack's supposed to be sitting on the runner, but he's not there. Stares) ...uh...
Director: Cut! Somebody find Jack!
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(At Pitch's lair)
Pitch: The lights...why aren't they going out?
Nightmare: (whinnies)
Pitch: They're collecting the teeth!?
Nightmare: (looks over Pitch's shoulder)
Pitch: (tries to make a scary face, but ends up just looking like he needs to use the little Boogeyman's room)
Nightmare: (whinnies in a way that sounds like laughter)
Pitch: ...what?
Director: Cut! And get Pitch a mirror!
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(When Bunny confronts Jack in the alley)
Bunny: Hello mate. Been a long time. Blizzard of '68, wasn't it?
Jack: (innocently leaning on his staff) Bunny! You're not still mad about that, are you?
Bunny: ...don't give me that look.
Jack: what look?
Bunny: the (high pitched voice) "I'm so angelic and every fangirl in the world worships me and I'm the only reason about 90% of people are coming to see this movie" (end high pitched voice) look.
Jack: well I can't help it if that's true
Bunny: ...
Jack: (smiles innocently)
Bunny: ...shut up Frostbite.
Director: Cut!
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(When Jack is saying goodbye to Jamie)
Jack: You're telling me you stop believing in the moon when the sun comes up?
Jamie: no...
Jack: (a bird lands on his head) Well, do you stop believing in the sun when clouds block it out and there's a bird on my head?
Jamie: (snickers, then laughs)
(More laughter)
Director: (thinking) make it stop...(speaking) Cut!
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(When they're battling Nightmares)
Jack: (lands on sleigh)
Bunny: You might wanna-
Jack: (gets hit in the back of the head with a boomerang) OW!
Bunny: ...duck.
Director: Cut! Why did I come back...
Hope you enjoyed!
Jack: Why do most of these involve me getting hurt?
Because they do.
Jack: That's not an answer.
I don't care. Now, as always, review and never eat wool!
Jack: Help! She's holding me here against my will!
Quiet you or I'll feed you to the dragons! ...bye!
