(When Jack is flying after Sandy when he's attacked by Pitch)
Jack: NO! (Starts flying rapidly towards them, but crashes into something) OW! ...WHO PUT THE GLASS WALL HERE!?
Rob: My bad! We ran out of space in the Glass Wall department.
Director: Well why'd you put it the middle of the-wait. Since when did we have a Glass Wall department?
Rob: Since you told us to make one, sir.
Director: ...oh. Cut!
...
(When Pitch is dragged down into his lair by the Nightmares)
Pitch: (starts being dragged) AUGH! NOOOOO-(gets stuck in the hole) ...can someone get me out?
(Laughter)
Director: Cut! Someone get an oil can, or some butter!
...
(When Tooth punches Pitch in the face)
Tooth: You didn't even say goodbye! (Flips quarter at him, but Pitch fails to catch it)
Pitch: ...crap.
(Take 2)
Tooth: You didn't even say goodbye! (Flips quarter at him and it lands in Pitch's eye)
Pitch: AUGH! Are you doing this on purpose!?
Tooth: I swear I'm not!
(Take 3)
Tooth: You didn't even say goodbye! (Flips quarter at him and Pitch catches it)
Pitch: ...a quarter?
Tooth: (punches him in the face. There's a sickening crack and Pitch grabs his jaw in pain)
Pitch: AAAUAUUGHH YOU BROKE MY JAW! (But it sounds more like AAUGHHHHGHOOOOKEAHAWWWWWW!)
Tooth: (covers mouth with hands) Oops!
Director: Hey. Walking ice pack. Put your hand on his jaw.
Jack: I'm not gonna-
Director: DO IT OR YOU'RE NOT GETTING PAID
Jack: I don't get paid at all.
Director: I DON'T CARE. ...CUT
...
(When Pitch enters Cupcake's room)
Pitch: Oh, I thought I heard the clippity clop of a unicorn. What an adorable dream. And look at her, oh, precious child. So full of hope, and wonder. Why, there's only one thing missing. A touch of-
Cupcake: (bolts upright) GRAAAAHHHHHH!
Pitch: (screams like a girl and clutches heart)
(Laughter)
Director: (stifling laughter) C-cut!
...
(When Jack is being drawn out of the lake)
Jack: (floats before the moon, staring up at it in awe. Suddenly crashes to the ground instead of gently falling down, and the ice breaks again. Comes up spitting out water) WHAT THE HECK PEOPLE!?
(Laughter)
Director: Cut!
...
(When the Guardians are about to go to the Warren)
North: As much as I hate to admit it old friend, this year, (smirks) Christmas is more important than Easter.
Bunny: Hey did everyone hear tha-WAIT A MINUTE.
(Laughter)
Director: Cut!
...
(Jack and Bunny's argument at the Pole)
Bunny: You see you're invisible mate, it's like you don't even...(trails off, kinda forgetting line)
Jack: I don't even what? What don't I even do?
Bunny: Exist! You don't even exist.
Jack: Really? 'Cause I'm pretty sure I'm standing right here-
Director: Stop the idle chatter! Cut!
...
(When the Guardians meet Sophie at the Warren)
Guardians: (are running to the entrance)
Sophie: (appears, staring up at them)
Bunny: (trips) Oh crikey! (Lands on Sophie)
Other Guardians: OOHHH!
Director: Ok, quit it with the child abuse, people! First the talking icicle knocks out Jamie, then the kangaroo flattens Sophie! Cut!
...
(Jack and Bunny's argument at the Pole)
Bunny: It's like you don't even exist.
Sandy: (is giving Bunny bunny ears in between his real ones)
Jack: (snickers then bursts out laughing)
Bunny: What?
Jack: Nothing, Four Ears!
Bunny: Four Ears...(turns around) SANDY!
(Laughter)
Director: This so stupid...cut!
...
(When Tooth hugs Jack at the end)
Tooth: (laughs, then hugs Jack. But, she ends up knocking him over and he goes sliding across the ice)
Jack: ACK! (To the director) Can we PLEASE take that out of the movie?! She's knocked me over 10 times!
Director: First of all, it was only 9 times. Second of all, this movie needs pairings!
Jack: ...no it doesn't!
Director: (ignores him) And this is the perfect one!
Tooth: But it didn't happen in real life!
Director: Don't care. Cut!
And this is what I think of ToothXJack. Erm, Jack's opinion, not the director's. I don't know, I just don't like it. Sorry to disappoint any fans of Rainbow Snowcone or whatever, but I don't ship it. Like, at all. Same with Jackrabbit, Black Ice, and other weird pairings. ANYway, please review and always remember, it's weird to collect traffic cones. For now, Sapphire316, out.
