Wow, it's about time I updated this! Anyway, thanks for all your reviews, they're much appreciated! Now, on with the bloopers!
(Just after Tooth explains the teeth hold memories)
Tooth: I-I can't, Pitch has them.
Jack: (flies, turns around, lands, then points staff at her) Then we have to get them back! (Ice shoots out of the staff)
Tooth: (screams)
Jack: (eyes widen) uh...
Director: Nice job. Cut!
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(After Jack freezes the wave of Nightmares with his ice lightning)
Jack: (drained, starts falling)
Tooth: (flies up to catch him, but misses and he plummets past her) (gasps)
Director: ...somebody get him. Cut!
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(When Pitch is talking to Jack in his lair)
Jack: (holding head) Stop it, stop i-whoa! (A Nightmare sneakily trips him and he falls down the stairs)
(Laughter)
Director: Cut! Who let the horse on set?
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(When the mini fairies are putting Monty back to bead)
Mini fairies: (carry Monty through the hall, only to lose their grip and drop him)
Monty: AUGH! (Falls and hits head on floor)
Director: Cut! Again with the child abuse...
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(When the yeti is putting Claude and Caleb back to bed)
Yeti: (holds the twins, looks at them, then drops them into the bunny holes)
Twins: (instead of landing on their beds, they shoot out of the wall and Claude hits the camera man while Caleb crashes into the camera, making it fall)
Director: Cut! What did I say about the child abuse!?
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(When Pitch attacks Sandy)
Pitch: (pulls back the arrow and lets it fly, but it misses and hits a Nightmare, killing it) ...
Sandy: (silently cracks up)
(Laughter)
Pitch: Oh shut up, all of you!
Director: Cut! Pitch needs to work on his aim!
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(Behind the scenes)
Jack: Sandy, is it on? (Looks at the camera) Ok, so hey! We're here to take you behind the scenes of Rise of the Guardians! We're gonna be stopping by each cast member's room and see what they're doing! Come on Sandy
(Jack and Sandy walk down the hall)
Jack: First, Tooth! (Opens the door to Tooth's room and is lost in an avalanche of teeth)
Sandy: (turning the camera on himself) ...(puts an image of a shovel over his head and leaves to get one)
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(Behind the scenes)
Jack: (slightly beaten up 'cause of the teeth) ok...and we're back. Next up is Bunny's room. (Opens door and is met by a boomerang)
Bunny: crikey, get out of here!
Jack: ok ok I can take a hint!
Bunny: (throws another boomerang and it hits the camera, turning it off)
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(Behind the scenes)
Jack: (a bit more beat up) ...welcome back. Next, we're making the terrible decision to go into Pitch's room. Isn't that right Sandy?
(Camera moves up and down as if it's nodding)
Jack: (opens door. Black sand is hurled into his face. Closes door) ...I probably should have expected that one, huh Sandy?
(Camera moves up and down again, then focuses on the sand on the floor)
Jack: ...I'll get a broom
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(Behind the scenes)
Jack: And I'm finally done cleaning up the sand! To end off this tour, we'll be going to North's room to see what he's up to! (Opens door)
North: (is dancing) YO I'LL, TELL YOU WHAT I WANT, WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT, SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT
(The camera turns to Jack)
Jack: 0_0 ...Sandy turn the camera off.
Jack and Sandy aren't gonna get THAT image out of their heads for a while. As always, please review, and don't eat blue leopards! Sapphire316, out.
