A/N: Yes, here's the third extract(?) from Red Tornado's Journal.

This is going to get SO Chalant-y sooner or later...and Spitfire-y, and Supermartian-y, and indeed Torpedo-y (Torpedo is the AquaRocket ship, in case you didn't know).

Also, I plan on putting in SO MUCH MOAR REDDY FEELS it just isn't true.

Oh and guys, how amazing is Beware The Batman? I thought it'd be terrible but it's actually really good. Alfred is an utter boss in it.

Speaking of things I thought would be bad but are in fact good, Doctor Who fanfiction writers! Yes, you! WRITE MORE 11/TARDIS fics! They are amazingly amazing!

Red Tornado: Excuse me, Tom. I hate to interrupt your riveting overview of everything you have discovered you like this week, but I have a review to reply to.

Oh. Um. Go ahead.

Red Tornado: Dear "randomkitty101." Yes. I am hilarious. Thank you for reviewing twice, although I do not see the logic in doing so.

Shut up, Reddy, or she(?) won't like us. *whispers* Ignore him, RK. He's crazy.


Mission Control; Standing In The Rain; Hurt; People Are Strange

Red Tornado's Journal: 26th July

15 of the milk churns are empty. It is quite stunning to see the rapidity with which humans are able to eat such a cold substance. I would have thought that they would at least suffer some form of reaction to the extreme cold. Perhaps not.

Batman visited the Cave in order to issue a mission briefing, so it seems I will be alone in the Cave for a day or two. This will grant me some time in which to acquire more human musical works. The "John Smith" android body has handled well in preliminary tests, so I believe it is ready for a full field test.

The mission, I am told, will be to prevent Ras al GhĂșl and the League of Assassins from killing a key member of the United Nations and will last for two days at most, due to the undercover nature of the assignment.


Red Tornado's Journal: 27th July

It rained today. I stood outside, using the "John Smith" android.

I was reminded of my brother, Red Torpedo. I regret that he is offline, but at least he died a hero, as he would have wished.

I do not think I will write anything more today.


Red Tornado's Journal: 28th July

12:00

The team have returned from their mission. Robin received a sword wound in the lower thigh from a League of Assassins member, one of Talia al GhĂșl's elite guard.

The wound is not particularly deep, but he has lost a lot of blood. He is currently in the infirmary, under sedation. Zatanna is currently with him.

16:00

Zatanna is still in the infirmary with Robin. When last I checked on her, she was sobbing uncontrollably into her hands. I must do something about this.

19:00

I summoned Doctor Fate to the Cave and was successful in convincing him to remove the Helmet in order to allow Zatarra to comfort his daughter. Upon the removal of the helmet, Zatarra thanked me for allowing him this chance to see his daughter.

I am pleased with this reunion of parent and child that I have facilitated.

It was the human thing to do.

22:00

Robin's anaesthesia has worn off and his condition is fairly stable. Zatanna is overjoyed at both his revival and her father's visit. I am happy to see everyone all right.


Red Tornado's Journal: 29th July

Robin is walking again, although it will be some time before he will be permitted to join the team on any missions. Batgirl has been drafted in to replace him during his temporary absence.

Zatanna's visits to Robin are still quite frequent, but they are more often than not to simply check on him and his leg rather than for consolation, as she seems happier in general after her father's visit.

I have been reviewing the my recent musical acquisitions using the speaker systems installed in the Cave. Green Arrow is somewhat critical of the Doors, stating that he personally prefers another group named "Queen" but I suspect this may be more down to his surname rather than the musical ability of the group.

All of the milk churns are empty.

I have confiscated them in order to prevent Robin, Kid Flash and Zatanna from filling them with custard and throwing them at the Green Lanterns, as for some reason they are determined to do so.


Red Tornado's Journal: 1st August

Green Lanterns Jon Stewart, Kyle Rayner and Hal Jordan have taken the milk churns, filled them with custard and thrown them at Green Lantern Guy Gardener.

Conclusion: I believe I am in agreement with the Doors: People are strange.


No one likes Guy Gardener :(