A/N: NEW CHAPTER! Yay!

Bringing in Spitfire. (Yay!)

Pretend Star Sapphire's a good guy.

Oh, and can more people (i.e. people other than RandomKitty101) review this? I'm not really getting much of a range of opinion here.

UPDATE: On advice from my lovely assistant RK101 I have made Reddy more Reddy and less...well...me. Basically, I've generally improved it from the absolute crap I wrote at 4 this morning.

Enjoy the next part of RTJ!


Goodbye Churns; Online; Pressure; Hello Churns; Just Borrowing; Armour Lock

Red Tornado's Journal: 2nd August

The Green Lanterns were made to clean the custard from the Watchtower; however in practice only Green Lantern Hal Jordan actually has done so, on account of him being romantically involved with a woman who owns one of the most powerful weapons in the universe (Carol Ferris, aka Star Sapphire).

Green Lantern Guy Gardener has gone to Oa for psychiatric treatment.

Superman has thrown the milk churns into space. I doubt that this will be the last we see of them.


Red Tornado's Journal: 3rd August

Today, during training (due to Robin's injured leg excluding him from missions, he and I have been sparring in the training room almost every day), Robin asked me when my "birth day" was.

I replied that due to my creator – T. O. Morrow – copying my memory files into Red Volcano and some of the file transfers being corrupted I did not know exactly.

He was peculiarly surprised and shocked by this, and asked if I knew the general time.

I told him that I remember coming online sometime in August. He filed this information on his wrist computer.

I do not believe I have heard the last of this. I am intrigued as to why Robin would wish to know about my history.


Red Tornado's Journal: 4th August

Kid Flash and Artemis' bickering has reached a new level.

The other members of the team are becoming very irritated and restless.

Even I am beginning to grow weary of the incessant arguing.

In Zatanna's words: "Oh my god, why don't they just get married already?"

(Unsurprisingly, I do not get it.)

Tensions in the Cave may reach a head soon.


Red Tornado's Journal: 5th August

The milk churns have come out of orbit and some have crashed in the American state known as Ohio. Others have crashed in the states of Maryland, Nevada and North Dakota.

The human population is declaring the end of the world. How fascinating.

I have bought many more albums of The Doors. My musical research is going excellently – so much so, in fact, that I have discovered another "band", this one named "ABBA." However, I lack the necessary sonic data for study.


Red Tornado's Journal: 6th August

Many of Zatanna's ABBA compact storage discs have mysteriously gone missing.

I wonder where they could have gotten to.


Red Tornado's Journal: 7th August

The team have been "driven around the bend" by Kid Flash and Artemis' bickering this week, and the tensions came to a head (as I predicted) this morning.

Robin and Zatanna firstly chloroformed, then locked the offending parties in Batman's power armour, which I believe Robin removed the emergency ejection control from last night. They tell me that they will let Artemis and Kid Flash out of the armour when they "agree to be nice" to each other.

For some reason I do not trust them.


Conclusion: I have no idea whatsoever about what is going on in the Cave at this time.

I think it would be best if I were to remain an unconnected observer and allow the team to take care of their own issues.