A/N: Hi guys! Another bunch of RTJ is up!
I've been playing a lot of the game "Injustice: Gods Among Us" (I play a lot of games, get used to me ranting about them XD) and is it just me or is there some very subtle Nightwing/Raven shippery going on there?
Reddy is delighted with all your reviews and asks extremely nicely, as only an android can, that you leave more.
The line Robin says about "LShD" is actually based on a conversation with my friend Daniel about the James Bond movie Skyfall, and how much better it would have been if Sean Connery was in it.
Enjoy.
Red Tornado's Journal: August 8th
Kid Flash and Artemis were let out of the Bat-Armour late this morning.
Black Canary has decided that a "team building exercise" is in order, now that Robin's leg is fully healed and he has been returned to active duty.
I am filled with a strange sense of foreboding due to this news.
Red Tornado's Journal: August 9th
The team (and Black Canary and I) are being "forced against their will," as Robin so eloquently puts it, to take part in a four-day long "camping trip" to a field located somewhere in Scotland, one named "Falling Sky".
The team seems remarkably set against this idea, however, a look from Batman has convinced them to go along with it for the time being.
Myself and Black Canary will be posing as leaders of a communal organisation I am told is called a "scout troop."
This will be the first time the team has seen the John Smith android body.
I must admit, I am rather proud of my attempts at mimicking human appearance.
Red Tornado's Journal: August 10th
The team did not recognise the John Smith android. Their reactions upon my revealing of my identity were rather amusing.
This afternoon we arrived at the field in Scotland and the "tents" were pitched. (Is this the right verb? I believe so.)
After many failures the team resorted to Zatanna using magic while Black Canary was not looking.
Black Canary's accommodation schemes are as follows, with my own thoughts beside them:-
Robin & Zatanna: Tent One – A terrible idea that will end in humiliation for the entire team.
Superboy & Miss Martian: Tent Two – I have reason to believe this will be the most productive pairing.
Aqualad & Rocket: Tent Three – An excellent idea. Aqualad will keep Rocket in line and Rocket will prevent Aqualad from becoming excessively "boring."
Kid Flash & Artemis: Tent Four – This will be the tent I will be staying as far away from as possible, in order to prevent permanent auditory receptor damage.
Red Tornado's Journal: August 11th
First day on "camp." Zatanna has bewitched Robin's voice (by saying "Yrennoc naes ekil dnuos nibor ekam"), making it an exact reproduction of the well-known Scottish motion picture star Sean Connery.
Kid Flash and Artemis have had precisely thirty-seven different arguments already, many on topics completely irrelevant to anything at all.
Tent Three has burned to the ground in an accident involving Aqualad's electrical powers, a box of five hundred assorted iron fastening devices ("nails"), a handheld magnification lens and a phosphorus oxide laser that Robin somehow managed to sneak into a bottle of water.
Red Tornado's Journal: August 12th
Second day of "camp." Tent Three has been repaired and re-pitched. On an outing to a human area of animal captivity ("zoo"), Superboy was mysteriously locked in a room containing no less than seven hundred and twenty four miniature stuffed monkeys.
Personally, I suspect the inhabitants of Tent One (who I also overheard mentioning the fact that Black Canary is "a secret Spitfire shipper," which makes no sense whatsoever).
Red Tornado's Journal: August 13th
This morning Robin (who is still talking like a well-known Scottish actor I may have mentioned previously) was asked why the field was named "Falling Sky."
He replied: "Lasht shummer I took sho musch LShD the cloudsh shtarted attackin' meh."
Or words to that effect. I could not really be certain. (but I have resolved to add "LSD" to my list of concepts I do not fully understand, along with "Shipping", "OTP", "Lemons", and "Bondage.")
Red Tornado's Journal: August 14th
Last day on the camp. Becoming slightly tired of "Sean Robinnery" as Kid Flash has so ingeniously dubbed him.
Kid Flash and Artemis have had a total of eight hundred and ninety-seven pointless arguments over the course of the four days.
I have removed my auditory receptors for the trip back to Mount Justice and advised Black Canary to never again pair Kid Flash and Artemis or Robin and Zatanna.
No clues on what LSD might be.
Conclusion: This "Camping Trip" has revealed absolutely nothing about humanity, other than the fact that they enjoy living in cloth shelters in the pouring rain. How odd.
