A/N: Sorry for the wait, school hates me.

To make things easier for myself, I will be updating this every Sunday from now on.

My thanks to all the brilliant reviewers, (however, you failed my challenge, so no Spitfire for a while, muhahahaha) who help me more than they know.

This one is a bit short, but that's because I'm trying to make this more like a diary and less like a science lecture.

Enjoy.


Zat-adam; Floor; Suspicion and Clarity; Headache

Red Tornado's Journal: August 22nd

Interesting development this evening. While walking by Zatanna's room earlier today, I caught a glimpse of black and yellow disappearing around the corner. I am 97.5% certain it was Robin. (It could, theoretically, have been Black Adam, though I doubt it.)

This development sheds new light on the Zatanna/Robin situation (which I have taken to referring to as "Chalant" in homage to their frequent use of that word). At least I hope it is a Robin/Zatanna situation.

Disabling imagination circuits...Disabled.

I personally do not wish to have to explain that there is a Black Adam/Zatanna relationship to Doctor Fate.


Red Tornado's Journal: August 23rd

4:00 AM

Walked into main cave room to find Robin asleep on the floor with a black-blue bundle (infrared scans of this show temperature at 37.8 degrees centigrade.)

Walked back out before I woke him.

9:00 AM

Robin and bundle are gone. DNA traces suggest presence of Kid Flash, Zatanna and Artemis, although only Zatanna falls within the estimated time.

This begs the question: What were Kid Flash and Artemis doing there?


Red Tornado's Journal: August 24th

John Smith at Gotham Academy for 6 hours. Saw classes 3A, 4B and 5H.

Dick Grayson notably sluggish and tired looking. Commented on this; he replied that he had "had a long night, but so worth it."

Zatanna Zatara suspiciously quiet and reserved. Additional blood directed to facial region (blushing) whenever eye contact made with Dick Grayson.

Curiosity subroutine activated. Overcharging.

On another note, discovered what "bondage" is.

Memory wipe pending activation. Pending...Pending...Commencing wipe.

… … … … …

Memory wipe successful. All data on "bondage" successfully erased.

Red Tornado version 9.02 rebooting.


Red Tornado's Journal: August 25th

Awoke this morning with definite pain in frontal cerebral housing manifold.

Had to check journal entry: August 24th in order to have any inkling of what happened last night.

I am rather vexed that I erased my own memory rather than allow myself to learn the secrets of "bondage".

I suppose Past Me had his reasons.


Conclusion: John Smith's occupation is an excellent position to learn more about humanity, esp. human youth. Yet, sadly, I have not made any inroads to uncovering more information, being preoccupied with the burgeoning relationships unfolding in the Cave and their ease of study.