Kleiver can't remove his nappy

The Oracle says: Bite my shiny metal ass

Daxter sucks at Basic Facts

Onin lost her yo-yo

Damas says: Let's do the Macarena!

Look! It's a retarded owl! (OvO)

Seem found a pair of pink scout flies on the beach

Pecker says: I'M A DINASAAUR

Six o'clock and all's well!

The Gatorade corporate zombies hypnotized Tess

The Precursor monks started arguing about what the scout flies were

Torn bought some more fake cheese

Vin got shot with the Gay Gun

I says: I told you I'd fix the Gay Gun!

Jak says: No you didn't! What the hell is a Gay Gun anyway?!

I says: Oh, you'll see…MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

Keira says: PANTIES! GLORIOUS PANTIES!

Erol has the Gay Gun

Razer can't get enough of the BEER! How he really loves a BEER! Fills his belly up to here, BEER!

Tess says: Gaaaaatoraaaade

Vin won't stop flirting with Jak and Torn

Jak says: Hide me!

I says: Hmmmm… naah. Too much bother

Jak says: I'll buy you all the books you want! Just hide me! PLEASE!

Ashelin bought some pink shoes

Baron Praxis came back from the dead

Veger says: I offered you mercy, but now you shall all burn in the burn in the burn in the BURN BABY BURN!

Erol shot Torn and Ashelin with the Gay Gun

Jak fell in love with The Electric Confectionaires

Samos and Seem beat up Erol so they could get the Gay Gun

Torn and Vin started making out

Damas says: Well, we all saw THAT coming

Samos and Seem started fighting over the Gay Gun

Keira's the Queen of Karaoke

Water shorts out Cyber Erol's circuits

Krew thinks that his moobs only jiggle when he jumps

Daxter is obsessed with Dragon Ball Z

With the smile of the Ultra Z, Ashelin's gonna per-er-er-erv on Raaaaaaayyn!!

Maia is an Orange County Girl who knows how to Wind It Up so that she can have a Wonderful Life after The Sweet Escape

Seem got the Gay Gun off Samos but then she "accidentally" shot Tess with it

Baron Praxis says: AAGH! A RUBBER DUCK!!

Edje bought a lion. Why? To protect his car, of course.

Sig isn't really Sig's real name, you know

Sig says: She's right, it's actually Sue

Tess and Ashelin, 4ever 2gether 2 love 1another!

Krew likes to Nibble Nobby's Nuts

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aUTHOR'S nOTE: Almost any Aussie or Kiwi will know about Krew's line. XD. Fo Yo Information, Orange County Girl, Wind It Up, Wonderful Life and The Sweet Escape are all Gwen Stefani songs Lightspeed Briefs: For the Discriminating Crotch