Kleiver can't remove his nappy
The Oracle says: Bite my shiny metal ass
Daxter sucks at Basic Facts
Onin lost her yo-yo
Damas says: Let's do the Macarena!
Look! It's a retarded owl! (OvO)
Seem found a pair of pink scout flies on the beach
Pecker says: I'M A DINASAAUR
Six o'clock and all's well!
The Gatorade corporate zombies hypnotized Tess
The Precursor monks started arguing about what the scout flies were
Torn bought some more fake cheese
Vin got shot with the Gay Gun
I says: I told you I'd fix the Gay Gun!
Jak says: No you didn't! What the hell is a Gay Gun anyway?!
I says: Oh, you'll see…MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
Keira says: PANTIES! GLORIOUS PANTIES!
Erol has the Gay Gun
Razer can't get enough of the BEER! How he really loves a BEER! Fills his belly up to here, BEER!
Tess says: Gaaaaatoraaaade
Vin won't stop flirting with Jak and Torn
Jak says: Hide me!
I says: Hmmmm… naah. Too much bother
Jak says: I'll buy you all the books you want! Just hide me! PLEASE!
Ashelin bought some pink shoes
Baron Praxis came back from the dead
Veger says: I offered you mercy, but now you shall all burn in the burn in the burn in the BURN BABY BURN!
Erol shot Torn and Ashelin with the Gay Gun
Jak fell in love with The Electric Confectionaires
Samos and Seem beat up Erol so they could get the Gay Gun
Torn and Vin started making out
Damas says: Well, we all saw THAT coming
Samos and Seem started fighting over the Gay Gun
Keira's the Queen of Karaoke
Water shorts out Cyber Erol's circuits
Krew thinks that his moobs only jiggle when he jumps
Daxter is obsessed with Dragon Ball Z
With the smile of the Ultra Z, Ashelin's gonna per-er-er-erv on Raaaaaaayyn!!
Maia is an Orange County Girl who knows how to Wind It Up so that she can have a Wonderful Life after The Sweet Escape
Seem got the Gay Gun off Samos but then she "accidentally" shot Tess with it
Baron Praxis says: AAGH! A RUBBER DUCK!!
Edje bought a lion. Why? To protect his car, of course.
Sig isn't really Sig's real name, you know
Sig says: She's right, it's actually Sue
Tess and Ashelin, 4ever 2gether 2 love 1another!
Krew likes to Nibble Nobby's Nuts
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aUTHOR'S nOTE: Almost any Aussie or Kiwi will know about Krew's line. XD. Fo Yo Information, Orange County Girl, Wind It Up, Wonderful Life and The Sweet Escape are all Gwen Stefani songs Lightspeed Briefs: For the Discriminating Crotch