" Ladies and gentleman! Readers of... hopefully an apropriate age! I welcome you to an AMAZING event! Staring yours truly- me! " A green-haired man exagerated.

" Hazama, what the hell are you doing? " An older man questioned.

" Eh? Relius? Aren't you suppose to be watching Dancing with the Stars or something? "

" ...It's on commercial. Now answer my question. " Relius crossed his arms.

" I was just telling the readers about an upcoming event... y'know- the one where you answer pointless questions? " Hazama shrugged.

" Hazama.. I never agreed to do it. "

" Yeah- ya did. You probably don't remember 'cause you were drunk. " The serpent fiddled with his butterfly knifes.

" ... "

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Well, I guess this counts as a blog.. but I'll just call it "Ask Relius Stuff" for now. So...yeah. Well then- you may start sending Relius questions / random crap. Ignis will be sure that he recieves them... he is a very busy man after all.