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11. Nerf guns are banned.
-I was shooting a picture on my wall when it hit me-
-Nerf darts would stick to metal-
-I lived with a bunch of giant, METAL robots-
-Smiling, I grabbed my Nerf Firefly and headed to the hanger-
-Spotting my first target, I cocked my gun-
-Yelling a battle cry, I attached three darts to Prowls chest and face-
-He glitched on the spot-
-Smiling, I looked for my next victim-
-I spotted Skids and Mudflap-
-Perfect-
-They never knew what hit them as I planted at least four darts on them-
-Whooping, I looked around-
-I saw Ironhide-
-Somehow, I thought that was a good idea-
-Yelling, I ran up and shot one right at his face-
-It stuck on his forehead like a unicorn horn!-
-I tried to shot again when it dawned on me: My gun holds eight darts-
-And guess how many I'd shot?-
-Ding ding ding ding ding! Eight!-
-Ironhide plucked the dart from his forehead and regarded it-
-Then he looked at me-
-Thats when I decided to start running-
-Fast-
-But not fast enough, apparently-
-After that, Prowl banned Nerf guns-
-Crap-
12. Gum goes into trash cans.
-Sam was being lazy-
-He didn't want to find a trash can, so he spit his gum on the ground-
-Bumblebee just happened to be walking behind us-
-And stepped right in it-
-Sam didn't even bother to try and help his guardian to get the gum off-
-Bee thanked him for that later in the week-
-He took him to a McDonalds, which is Sam's favorite fast food joint-
-And then he left him there-
-Sam ended up having to walk the four miles back to base-
-He was not pleased when he got back-
-He shouldn't have been lazy-
13. Energy drinks are forbidden for obvious reasons.
-I love caffeine!-
-One day, while on base, I drank a can of monster that I bought from the vending machine-
-Approximately five minutes later, I was completely hyper-
-I started running around the base, screaming my head off-
-Along the way, I passed Sunstreaker-
-With a flailing arm, I raked my fingernails against his paint-
-He stared in shock for a second at his marred shin plate-
-And then he began to chase me, yelling obscenities and death threats-
-Ironhide saw us, and began to run behind Sunstreaker, using me for target practice-
-Then I decided to bolt through the med bay-
-Ratchet was not pleased, and started to chase me with his wrench as I ran out the other door-
-First Aid just stood there, mouth agape, as his mentor ran after the hyper girl who had dared invade his bosses med bay-
-I had a pretty good chain going on!-
-Except, I was losing my sugar high-
-But I had three mechs on my tail that all wanted to kill me!-
-I completely panicked and started screeching for Sideswipe-
-He took one look at me, taking in my convoy at the same time-
-Then he scooped me up and bolted for his room-
-He made it just in time to lock the door and prop a chair against it-
-I could still hear Hide, Sunny and Ratchet. banging on the door-
-Thank Primus for guardians!-
14. Spiders are not emergencies.
-I was just minding my own business one night, when it appeared-
-Hanging from the ceiling on a cord of silk-
-Directly in front of my face-
-One BIG ASS SPIDER-
-For a moment, we regarded each other-
-Then I flipped-
-I screamed as I jumped from my chair-
-I screamed as I tore out the door-
-I screamed as I ran towards the main hanger-
-I screamed as I passed Lennox and Epps in the hallway-
-I screamed as I bolted into the main hanger-
-I screamed as I ran and hid behind Sideswipe-
-I screamed as everybody whipped weapons out and asked me what was wrong-
-"SPIDER!" I screamed-
-Everybody stared at me a moment.-
-Prowl glitched-
-Sideswipe sighed and walked back to our room with me-
-He then bravely walked in as I held back-
-When he walked out, I asked for proof the spider was gone-
-So he opened his hand. The spider was in it, ALIVE!-
-I repeated the screaming incident-
15. Do not give your guardian the "Silent Treatment"
-I was still pissed at Sideswipe for the whole spider fiasco-
-So I decided to introduce him to the silent treatment-
-Two days ago, I stopped speaking to him-
-At first, he thought I was just being moody-
-But then he got worried-
-He started begging me to ta;lk to him-
-But I just shook my head and walked away-
-What I didn't expect was that it would hurt his feelings so badly-
-He seemed heartbroken that I didn't want to talk to him anymore-
-Whats worse, is that he saw me acting normal to Sunstreaker-
-He gave me another heartbroken face and walked back to our room-
-Goddamnit, now HE made ME feel bad!-
-it was supposed to be the other way around!-
