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11. Nerf guns are banned.

-I was shooting a picture on my wall when it hit me-

-Nerf darts would stick to metal-

-I lived with a bunch of giant, METAL robots-

-Smiling, I grabbed my Nerf Firefly and headed to the hanger-

-Spotting my first target, I cocked my gun-

-Yelling a battle cry, I attached three darts to Prowls chest and face-

-He glitched on the spot-

-Smiling, I looked for my next victim-

-I spotted Skids and Mudflap-

-Perfect-

-They never knew what hit them as I planted at least four darts on them-

-Whooping, I looked around-

-I saw Ironhide-

-Somehow, I thought that was a good idea-

-Yelling, I ran up and shot one right at his face-

-It stuck on his forehead like a unicorn horn!-

-I tried to shot again when it dawned on me: My gun holds eight darts-

-And guess how many I'd shot?-

-Ding ding ding ding ding! Eight!-

-Ironhide plucked the dart from his forehead and regarded it-

-Then he looked at me-

-Thats when I decided to start running-

-Fast-

-But not fast enough, apparently-

-After that, Prowl banned Nerf guns-

-Crap-

12. Gum goes into trash cans.

-Sam was being lazy-

-He didn't want to find a trash can, so he spit his gum on the ground-

-Bumblebee just happened to be walking behind us-

-And stepped right in it-

-Sam didn't even bother to try and help his guardian to get the gum off-

-Bee thanked him for that later in the week-

-He took him to a McDonalds, which is Sam's favorite fast food joint-

-And then he left him there-

-Sam ended up having to walk the four miles back to base-

-He was not pleased when he got back-

-He shouldn't have been lazy-

13. Energy drinks are forbidden for obvious reasons.

-I love caffeine!-

-One day, while on base, I drank a can of monster that I bought from the vending machine-

-Approximately five minutes later, I was completely hyper-

-I started running around the base, screaming my head off-

-Along the way, I passed Sunstreaker-

-With a flailing arm, I raked my fingernails against his paint-

-He stared in shock for a second at his marred shin plate-

-And then he began to chase me, yelling obscenities and death threats-

-Ironhide saw us, and began to run behind Sunstreaker, using me for target practice-

-Then I decided to bolt through the med bay-

-Ratchet was not pleased, and started to chase me with his wrench as I ran out the other door-

-First Aid just stood there, mouth agape, as his mentor ran after the hyper girl who had dared invade his bosses med bay-

-I had a pretty good chain going on!-

-Except, I was losing my sugar high-

-But I had three mechs on my tail that all wanted to kill me!-

-I completely panicked and started screeching for Sideswipe-

-He took one look at me, taking in my convoy at the same time-

-Then he scooped me up and bolted for his room-

-He made it just in time to lock the door and prop a chair against it-

-I could still hear Hide, Sunny and Ratchet. banging on the door-

-Thank Primus for guardians!-

14. Spiders are not emergencies.

-I was just minding my own business one night, when it appeared-

-Hanging from the ceiling on a cord of silk-

-Directly in front of my face-

-One BIG ASS SPIDER-

-For a moment, we regarded each other-

-Then I flipped-

-I screamed as I jumped from my chair-

-I screamed as I tore out the door-

-I screamed as I ran towards the main hanger-

-I screamed as I passed Lennox and Epps in the hallway-

-I screamed as I bolted into the main hanger-

-I screamed as I ran and hid behind Sideswipe-

-I screamed as everybody whipped weapons out and asked me what was wrong-

-"SPIDER!" I screamed-

-Everybody stared at me a moment.-

-Prowl glitched-

-Sideswipe sighed and walked back to our room with me-

-He then bravely walked in as I held back-

-When he walked out, I asked for proof the spider was gone-

-So he opened his hand. The spider was in it, ALIVE!-

-I repeated the screaming incident-

15. Do not give your guardian the "Silent Treatment"

-I was still pissed at Sideswipe for the whole spider fiasco-

-So I decided to introduce him to the silent treatment-

-Two days ago, I stopped speaking to him-

-At first, he thought I was just being moody-

-But then he got worried-

-He started begging me to ta;lk to him-

-But I just shook my head and walked away-

-What I didn't expect was that it would hurt his feelings so badly-

-He seemed heartbroken that I didn't want to talk to him anymore-

-Whats worse, is that he saw me acting normal to Sunstreaker-

-He gave me another heartbroken face and walked back to our room-

-Goddamnit, now HE made ME feel bad!-

-it was supposed to be the other way around!-