A/N: And the winner of the request this week is Randomkitty101, because that was the only bloody SENSIBLE ONE (I'm looking at you, koryanders) and because I literally just remembered I needed to write this.

Ok, so if I can't write Agents of SHIELD, can I write Arrow? Plz?

Oh, and yes, I noticed I skipped a day last time. Fixing that. But by the time you read this it'll already be fixed, so I don't know why I brought it up. daum.


Red Tornado's Journal: October 14th

Cleaned Cave. Team on overdrive to make Canary "just shut up and go away already." Artemis' words, not mine; although true. I do not need Canary interfering with my current projects any longer than she needs to.


Red Tornado's Journal: October 15th

Unpleasant development today. Green Arrow arrived to assist with training exercises.

I have taken the precaution of removing any and all alcoholic substances. Including the bottle of Scotch hidden behind the second girder from the left Robin thinks I don't know about.


Red Tornado's Journal: October 16th

Enjoyed training today, as Green Arrow deigned it a wise ploy to fire an arrow fitted with a localised EMP generator. I retaliated with a tornado, he therefore missed and hit the second Zeta tube. No Zeta travel for some time, it would seem.

Overheard (using far upgraded auditory sensors (courtesy of Robin)) Arrow apologising to Canary, using the term of endearment "Prettybird", which I have tried and failed to understand, as she is not a bird in any sense of the word (unless there is one I have not discovered yet), though I do not doubt her aesthetic qualities.


Red Tornado's Journal: October 17th

Walked into main hall this morning to find Green Arrow asleep on one of the green chairs. Unsure of the meaning of this.

Canary has given the team (and I, for which I praise the Creator (I am good at this "sarcasm" emotion)) a mission: we are to go to Metropolis and apprehend a group of jewel thieves with a taste for card motifs. "Royal Flush Gang" if I remember correctly (and I do, as I am an android and therefore cannot forget anything unless I personally delete it from my hard drive (a task I have been forced to do more than once on Den Mother duty)).


Red Tornado's Journal: October 18th

Flew out to Metropolis in the Bio-Ship. Patrolled streets. Found nothing, until a collection of criminals in card-inspired outfits attempted a bank robbery quite literally right behind Superboy.

Royal Flush Gang safely apprehended and brought to Stryker's Island Federal Penitentiary. Listened to the Greg Kihn Band on journey back to Cave.

Was complimented on musical choice by Robin. Gave him the Scotch back.


Red Tornado's Journal: October 19th

Robin and Zatanna both drugged then dragged Green Arrow out of the Cave and left him on the grass airstrip. Robin considering a hood now.

Give me strength. Robin, in a hood?


Red Tornado's Journal: October 20th

a.m.

Green Arrow finally "kicked out" of the Cave by Canary, who then announced that the inspection was over and we could go back to destroying the Cave.

I am insulted that she would even imply that I would have any part in "destroying the Cave."

p.m.

Fired Flamenado through wall during training, taking out Squash Court Seven and detaching a girder to have it land on Superboy.

Beginning to see the accuracy in Canary's appraisal.