A/N: Yeah...I'm just going to upload these on Mondays now. God dammit.
Moar requests! I NEED TEH INSPIRATIONS
in other news, we recently hit 50 reviews! That's awesome! I literally love you guys, who've made my first year-or-so on fanfiction so amazing. Hugs for all. And I might even say "Fish and Chips" if you really want. Ugh, Yanks.
Ignore that blatant racism and enjoy this almost-Hallowe'en special.
Red Tornado's Journal: October 21st
Ten days until All Hallow's Eve. Cave in unsettling state of readiness. Odd plastic representations of human skeletal structure hung around cave, along with images of bats (Batman shall be thrilled.).
Furthermore, the team have acquired a selection of large orange vegetables named "pumpkins" and last I saw them they were attacking them with knives, Birdarangs, arrows and/or their fists.
Red Tornado's Journal: October 22nd
The pumpkins have been "carved", so that they show a variety of images. Robin's shows a Batsymbol (how original), Artemis' a bow and some arrows, Kid Flash's a bolt of lightning, Superboy's is in the food waste compacter he having smashed it to a pulp with his fists, Miss Martian's shows a woman riding a wooden broomstick (I have no idea why this is), Aqualad's shows a fish (I think the originality is causing my processor to explode (Sarcasm unit: online)) Rocket's is on fire and Zatanna's depicts a small rabbit.
This practice of carving shapes into pumpkins is exceptionally odd.
Red Tornado's Journal: October 23rd
Mission (thank the maker, I am unsure whether I could handle any more of these strange pumpkins) to travel to Central City to deal Count Vertigo.
At last, an escape from strange decorations and orange vegetables.
Red Tornado's Journal: October 24th
Strange decorations and orange vegetables everywhere. They are inescapable.
Robin takes an aggravating amount of enjoyment in "jumpscaring" every member of the team at any given moment.
This is interesting, as the team are not usually this easily fazed. Perhaps it is something to do with the pumpkins.
Red Tornado's Journal: October 25th
Count Vertigo has joined forces with the Music Meister, a criminal so uselessly ineffective towards me that he was arrested within four seconds of him attacking (by Robin who played a certain musical piece named "Vodka" written by "Korpiklaani" very loudly in his ears) and Vertigo was subsequently overcome by the fact that I am both an android and completely immune to his powers, and that he does not like pumpkins either.
Red Tornado's Journal: October 26th
It is interesting to note that the team has been purchasing inordinate quantities of sweet sugar based produce as of late. They are not keeping it at the Cave, rather at their own respective homes. Robin, however, keeps his in an air vent near the north corner of the hangar, along with thirty five separate compact discs marked "Black Mail Material".
I have concluded that it is not a wise choice to "mess" with Robin, as he is described very well by the song "The Spy", written by my personal favourite artist, The Doors.
Red Tornado's Journal: October 27th
Someone has once again ignored Batman's direct orders and allowed Robin access to three litres of Red Bull.
It has literally given him wings, as he has somehow acquired Hawkgirl's Nth-Metal belt and is currently flapping around the Ops room of the Watchtower.
I am going to be installing new cloaking technology and cowering in fear from the impending rage of Batman.
