A/N: Woo! One whole week late! NEW RECORD!
Yeah, I'm that bad. But it wasn't my fault, Batman Arkham Origins landed on the roof of my schedule car on the 2nd November and sort of kicked me out of the driver's seat. Blame Warner Brothers Montreal for making such a brilliant game. Song for this week is "Moskau" by Dschinghis Khan.
Red Tornado's Journal: October 28th
Successfully evaded all-consuming wrath of the Batman. Called Kid Flash to ascertain whether it was safe, but could not hear his response over all the screaming. Decided to try again at a later date.
Red Tornado's Journal: October 29th
Was on way back to the Cave when I encountered Green Arrow attempting to stop Killer Frost robbing a jewel depository. Discretely blew a 30mph gust of wind at her, having her impact the reinforced concrete walls of the depository and fracture her jaw. Green Arrow discretely fired fireworks into the air and quietly announced his brilliance to the world. In other news, sarcasm subroutine operating at 500% efficiency.
Red Tornado's Journal: October 30th
Accessed the Cave early this morning. (The accursed pumpkins are apparently invincible.) Discovered Kid Flash strung up by his ankles to a rafter, Artemis encased in a strange adhesive compound I have not encountered before, Zatanna lying in a vent crying (apparently she is claustrophobic), Miss Martian surrounded by toasters, Superboy quivering in a corner with small Capuchin monkeys adhered to his arms, and Aqualad tied to a chair hanging upside down surrounded by screens connected to a camera inside a sushi restaurant. Robin was found poking Kid Flash with a stick to make him wake up.
I immediately Zeta beamed to the Watchtower and inspected the damage.
Surprisingly, there was none. Although Superman was wearing a Supergirl outfit, so I assume that the Robin Red Bull incident was down to his negligence.
Red Tornado's Journal: October 31st
Team back on their feet (Artemis refuses to go anywhere near PVA bonding agent for some reason) and have spent the night running around the city wearing each other's costumes. They found this extraordinarily amusing, but I do not know why. They returned carrying approximately a metric tonne of assorted sucrose-rich foodstuffs in large black bags.
THE PUMPKINS! THEY ARE EVERYWHERE! I CANNOT MOVE FOUR METRES WITHOUT MEETING A HORRIFIC ORANGE VISAGE!
I have locked myself in a windowless room in order to escape the blasted things.
Red Tornado's Journal: November 1st
Emerged from self-imposed exile and found Kid Flash physically bouncing off the walls. I am not sure it helped when Robin planted what he calls a "SnapFlash" on his back and detonated it, incapacitating him, Artemis, and Captain Marvel who happened to be passing.
Tornadoed every single one of the pumpkins into oblivion, thank the maker.
Red Tornado's Journal: November 2nd
Engaged Firefly (Garfield Lynns) in combat this morning. After defeating him, I analysed his heat-blast gauntlets and have adapted the design into my own. I can now project a beam of pure heat in addition to the current flame-based attacks.
Red Tornado's Journal: November 3rd
Tested the heat-blast weapon in training. Due to its effectiveness (burrowed straight through four inches of titanium plating with only a 2.1 millimetre deviation) I have decided to use it as a heavy attack and defence weapon, against heavy armour and vehicles. Or superhumans, for example Black Adam or Bizarro (I learned of this additional use after Superman (you would have thought he had learned not to do this anymore, but no) walked behind the titanium plate as the laser penetrated it, and lost 36.7% of the hair on the right side of his head.
