Clean Slate 2

AN: Ever wonder what would have happened if Kim hadn't moved fast enough to take the MRM away from Drakken in time in the episode "Clean Slate" of season 4? Here is that answer.

Chapter 2: Flip Side!

Shego walks through the door to their lair with the amnesiac Doctor Drakken in tow and she growls as she tosses him handily into a seat.

Drakken just cries out from the rough landing but doesn't say anything more as he remembers not to speak after the threat she'd given him on the way.

Shego walks around in her frustration before finally turns and says, "Alright! Talk already! I can feel those eyes of yours wherever I go!"

Drakken says, "Um, excuse me green and violent lady… but where am I? Do you think you can tell me where I am?" He looks around at the lair with a puzzled, yet worried look on his face.

Shego sighs and says, "Ok, listen up because I am only going to tell you this once. Your name is Doctor Drakken and this is a lair from which many failed, take over the world plans come from!"

Drakken says, "I'm a doctor?" in a confused, blank voice.

Shego growls in frustration before she says, "No! Not exactly… you graduated from College but you liked the title because it makes you sound more evil."

Drakken points at himself as he says, "So… I'm evil?"

Shego growls again and shouts, "Yes! You're the evil Drakken! Don't you remember ANYTHING?"

Drakken tilts his head at her and says, "Um… no?" He blinks and says, "Who are you?"

Shego walks away with her hands on her head as she mutters, "I should have left him back there, then I could just kick back and relax…" Suddenly she gets an idea and begins to grin wickedly.

Shego turns around and says, "You're my henchman. You work for me and I'm the boss. So whatever I say goes, GOT THAT?"

Drakken fearfully says, "Y-Yes! Got that! Um… what do I call you? And what's a henchman?"

Shego rolls her eyes and just then a henchman walks in and she points at him as she shouts, "You! Go get me all the educational videos we have! NOW!"

The henchman in the red jumpsuit, knowing full well not to cross the right-hand sidekick of his blue boss turns and bolts out the door without saying a single word.

Shego grabs Drakken by the wrist and pulls him over to where one of the big monitors were that was normally used for inputting multiple feeds and watching over supposedly every possible entrance to the lair. She pushes him down into the seat and firmly says, "Sit here!"

Drakken nods and decides not to push anything as she seemed very strong, plus the violence scared him as some deep part of him knew that she could become even more dangerous.

Drakken says, "Um… Boss lady? What am I going to do here?"

Shego smiles as she is called "Boss lady" thinking it sounds so good to her and says, "You're going to sit here and learn."

Drakken nods as he says, "Whatever you say boss lady."

A minute later the henchman comes back with his arms full of educational media in his arms. He says, "I got everything you asked for."

Shego starts to take videos from his hands and loading them into the machine, tweaking the settings for high-speed viewing. She turns to the henchman and says, "You're going to stay here and make sure he views every one of these tapes. Got that?" She starts to walk off when the henchman says, "Where are you going?"

Shego looks over her shoulder and says, "I'll be in the sun room relaxing. Bring him to me when you're done."

The henchman looks at Shego in confusion and then looks back down to Drakken who just looks at him with confusion on his face as well. He thinks, "Well, given what I've seen on this job. I guess nothing should surprise me anymore."

After starting the machine up, which causes 12 mini screens to appear on the large monitor playing all kinds of video at high speed with Drakken watching with interest at all the things that pop up.

Time rolls by and finally the last of the videos are played and the henchman says, "Ok, that's the last of it. I guess we go see her."

Drakken says, "Um, before we go can we make a quick stop? I need to go use the bathroom."

The henchman sighs and says, "Ok, go ahead but make it quick."

Drakken looks around and says, "Erm… Uh… where is it?"

The henchman looks at Drakken in surprise and says, "I'll show you." Before he starts to walk with Drakken following him.

They stop at the bathroom and he says, "Here you are, think you can manage from here?"

Drakken hesitates as he glances at the door and says, "Will… you wait for me?"

The henchman thinks, "Geeze, it feels like I'm babysitting a little kid." He nods as he says, "Sure thing unless you think you can find the sun room by yourself too."

Drakken looks relieved as he says, "Oh, thank you. I'll make this quick." He then darts into the room.

It isn't long before the henchman hears Drakken shout, "Um, could you come in here? I need help." The henchman rolls his eyes and mutters, "I have a feeling this is going to one of those days…"

(Meanwhile in Middleton)

Kim is in the hallway of her home waiting for Ron to do his business when she suddenly realizes that in there might be a problem. Her fears are confirmed when she hears Ron say, "Um, Pim can you come in here? I need help."

Kim opens the door as she says, "That's Kim, and what do you need help with…?" Her eyes bulged out in surprise at the sight of Ron standing at the sink with his member out and his pants around his ankles.

Ron says, "Oh Right! Kim! Sorry about that."

Kim says, "Wh-What are you doing Ron?"

Ron says, "I'm trying to go but I can't seem to figure out how to go."

Kim smacks her face with a hand and then says, "That's because that is the SINK Ron. That's where you wash your hands, not go pee!"

Ron blushes in embarrassment and says, "Oh! Heh… Sorry about that!"

Kim sighs and walks in, taking him by his hand over to the toilet and says, "Ok… go!" She starts to walk out of the room when Ron says, "Erm… ok, how?"

Kim walks over and says, "Take your thing and aim for the bowl, and I don't know… pee!"

Ron looks down and takes it into his hand as he says, "Like this?"

Kim turns and sees that he is holding his balls. She sighs and walks over, taking him by the thing and says, "No, this thing." She is so frustrated that it takes a moment for her to realize what she is doing and with a high pitched 'eep!' she lets go.

Ron doesn't even notice her reaction and takes it into his hand and says, "Like this Pim?" He looks down at the bowl for a second and then suddenly it starts to stream from him and he says, "Ahhh… that feels better."

Kim says quickly, "I'll be outside if you need me! Be sure to wash your hands up… at the sink!" She adds that last bit as she remembers his earlier confusion. She says, "Oh, and it is Kim, with a K, not Pim!"

Once outside she turns on her Kimmunicator says, "Wade! I need some videos on how to use a bathroom for guys, stat!"

Wade blinks and says, "Bathroom problems?"

Kim nods and says, "Bathroom problems."

(Back at the lair)

The henchman grumbles and says, "I hope everything is more clear now?"

Drakken nods and says in kid-like but cheerful kind of way, "Yep! Thank you for clearing all that up!"

The henchman thinks, "I better get a raise from this." Before he stops at the door to the sun room and knocks, knowing that the last henchman that walked into a room she shut the door to ended up with some serious plasma burns.

A moment passes before Shego's voice comes from the room as she says, "Come in!"

The henchman opens the door and pushes Drakken in as he says, "Here he is. Might I suggest some children's educational tapes as well?"

Shego looks at him with confusion and says, "Why?"

The henchman says, "He… ahem… needed help in the bathroom."

Shego just blinks twice from where she lay on the lounge chair as she takes in the news and bursts out laughing very loudly! After a while of her uncontrollable laughter she begins grabbing at her stomach.

Shego just couldn't help herself. Everytime she thought she was getting it under control she would just take one look at Drakken with the pained expression on his face and start laughing all over again.

Finally Shego waves a hand at the henchman as she says through her laughter and tears, "G-Get H-him outta here!"

The henchman grumbles and takes Drakken by the arm as he says, "Come on. Let's go…" He guides Drakken out of the room where even as they walk back to the monitor room, they could still hear Shego's loud laughter coming from the sun room.


AN: Well everyone, here is the flip side of what happened. I hope you all enjoyed it. Just you wait and see what happens the next day when Kim and Ron have to go to school! I hope you all remember what happened when Ron came the next day in the episode. Did you enjoy the lair scenes with Drakken and Shego? The scenes with Drakken and the henchman? Do think that it was in character for Shego to be laughing so hard at Drakken? What did you think of the moment in the bathroom between Kim and Ron? I hope you enjoyed the panicked way Kim asked for Wade's help. Two different men, two different women, same problem and different reactions… lol!

As usual all reviews, thoughts, ideas, suggestions, fan stuff, early valentines to me, and more are all welcome.