Clean Slate 2

AN: Ever wonder what would have happened if Kim hadn't moved fast enough to take the MRM away from Drakken in time in the episode "Clean Slate" of season 4? Here is that answer.

Chapter 4: Sodas Anyone?

(Bueno Nacho)

Kim says, "Now you can't tell me you don't remember Bueno Nacho."

Ron says, "How can I forget? The center of the cheese and chip universe. Managed by Ned."

They each pick up their order from Ned before Kim says, "How is it that you remember all that except that we're a couple?"

As they walk to a booth, Ron says, "A couple of what?"

Kim frowns and says, "A couple! You know, people who are dating!"

As they sit down at the booth, Ron says, "Are you sure that we were dating? I mean, I know we are best friends and all that but sometimes people read a little more into that than they should, right? Besides, wouldn't that like, possibly wreck our friendship?"

Kim frowns and says, "Look at this! Photo evidence!" She holds up a picture of them at the junior prom.

Ron says, "Wait a minute…"

Kim says, "At the prom, we danced, we kissed!"

Ron says, "Didn't I call you once in he middle of the night about a dream where you melted?"

Kim says, "Well yeah, you did but…"

Ron says, "So we were dating in the dream."

Kim says, "Well, yeah but also…"

Suddenly the Kimmunicator on Kim's wrist starts to beep and she presses a button it to activate it.

Kim says, "Hey Wade, what's the sitch?"

Ron moves over to look at Wade on the screen and waves as he shoves his face into the camera pick up, "Coolio! A tiny man lives in your watch! Hi Wade!"

Kim frowns and says, "How'd you know his name?"

Ron glances up at her and says, "You just said his name."

Kim says, "Oh. Right…"

Wade says, "How's it going?"

Ron says, "Getting better Wade, I'm starting to remember stuff."

Kim grumbles, "Not the important stuff…"

Ron says, "Oh, you're not still on that 'dating' stuff, are you?"

Kim says, "I'm just saying that you should remember your own girlfriend."

Ron says, "I think I'd remember if I had one or not."

Wade says, "Kim, I just got a hit on the site. Drakken and Shego have been spotted robbing a store!"

Ron says, "Wow! We should call someone!"

There is an awkward pause before Kim frowns and says, "Ron! We are that 'someone' when it comes to the Drakken and Shego!"

Ron scratches at his head and says, "Who're they?"

Kim rolls her eyes and says, "They are our arch-nemesis's who are always trying to take over the world and we always fight to stop them, together."

Ron looks up at Kim skeptically before laughing as he says, "Oh, that is a good one! You had me going there for a moment Dim!"

Wade says, "She's not kidding Ron, you two really do that."

Ron stops laughing and says, "What? How are we supposed to do that?"

Kim grabs Ron by the wrist and says, "C'mon! I'll explain it on the way."

(In the car)

Ron says, "So we really did all that? I remember lots of travel but I thought they were just vacations."

Kim flatly says, "Yeah, vacations with bad guys and plasma lasers."

The car chirps and Kim presses a button on the dashboard to make a screen appear with Wade's face. She says, "What's the sitch?"

Wade says, "I've just got a report that they've just robbed 3 Middleton stores! I'm sending you the intercept coordinates to you now Kim, but it is hard to say what you'll find there."

Kim grips the steering wheel tightly and says, "Doesn't matter, they've got some payback coming their way."

Ron says, "What? We are going to pay them money?"

Both Kim and Wade roll their eyes at that one.

Before either Kim or Wade can explain things to Ron, Shego runs out of the store with bags of money and Drakken carrying bags of… clothes? This was evident because of a green/black shirt that was sticking out of one of the bags.

Kim hops out of the car and assumes a fighting stance as she says, "Drop the bags and surrender Shego!"

Shego sarcastically says, "Oh look, it is Princess and forget-me-not."

Ron looks around as he says, "Princess? Where? I don't see one."

Kim says, "Ron! She's talking about me!"

Ron's eyes go wide as he says, "Wow! You're a princess? How come you never told me?"

Shego grins as she says to Kim, "You've certainly done a good job of restoring his memory."

Kim snarls at Shego, "No thanks to you!"

Shego drops her bags as Kim charges her and they begin fighting while Drakken just stumbles up to Ron, overloaded with all of the other stuff Shego was making him carry.

Ron takes a few bags from Drakken and says, "Here, let me help you. You look a bit tired."

Drakken wipes his blue forehead and says, "Thanks, you're a lifesaver! The boss lady was making me carry everything she liked from the store."

Kim shouts, "Ron! Don't help them! Stop him from getting away with those bags!"

Ron says in confusion, "Are you trying to get away?"

Drakken just shrugs and says, "I'm too tired to run."

Ron shouts, "Hey Mim! I don't think he's going anywhere! He's too tired!"

Shego steps back from Kim with a smirk and says, "Mim? Oh-ho! That's rich! Your sidekick can't even remember your name!"

Kim growls and starts to attack Shego with even more force and speed than before, putting Shego on the defensive.

Ron and Drakken lean against each other's shoulders with Drakken breathing heavily as he tries to catch his breath.

Ron says, "Any idea what all this is about?"

Drakken shakes his head and says, "No… but the boss lady sure is very bossy and violent."

Ron watches as the two try and punch and kick at each other before he says, "Yeah, Mim's pretty pushy too."

A little girl wearing a blue shirt, white skirt and a blue cap with the letter "K" on it, walks up with a notepad in her hand and she says to Ron, "Hi, can I get your autograph?"

Ron says, "Huh? Do I know you?"

The little girl says, "I'm Katelyn! I am her biggest fan!" She points at Kim before she adds, "And I know who you are! You're Ron Stoppable! You go everywhere with her!"

Ron smiles and says, "Finally! Someone remembers my name!" as he suddenly remembers some more, getting a series of flashbacks where people got his name wrong. He takes the notepad from Katelyn and says as he writes, "To Katelyn, our biggest fan. Ron Stoppable…" He looks up as Kim flips past him and adds, "And Mim Possible." Before handing it back to the girl.

Drakken says, "Well, I better finish loading up the flying car or she'll get even more mad at me."

Ron helps Drakken and then they sit on the hood of the hovering car as they watch the two women continue to fight until Shego lights up her fists with her powers and starts to shoot.

Ron says, "Wow! Look at her go!" Suddenly he pauses just as Drakken does and says, "She… go… Shego!"

Drakken frowns as he softly whispers, "Shego…"

Shego suddenly runs up and pushes Ron down to the ground just as she grabs Drakken and pulls him into the hovercar. She quickly takes off and says as she looks down at the receding Kim, "So long 'Mim!' So long blondie!"

Shego thinks with a bit of smug satisfaction, "No wonder Dr. D. does this all the time. This is actually kind of fun!"

Kim growls and just turns to look at Ron before he says, "Who's blondie?" She just shakes her head and says, "Come on…" before she pulls him towards the car.

(Insert Commercial Here)


AN: Well everyone, I hope you're enjoying this little light-hearted story so far. What do you think about the scene at the Bueno Nacho? Ron's memory is improving but there ARE holes in them still. What do you think about the whole Kim dating Ron in a dream bit? Funny huh? What did you think of Ron calling Wade the man in Kim's watch? Funny or what? Are there any moments for you, my loyal readers that seemed funny to you? Did you like the way Ron and Drakken were so close to each other and they weren't even fighting? As for the commercial bit, I thought it'd help the feel for the fact that this was supposed to be based on a TV episode after all.

As usual all reviews, thoughts, ideas, suggestions, feelings, long johns, forum admin advice, offers of friendship and more are all welcome.