Hold on to your hats folks it's about to get interesting!
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Teddy 8
April 2006
Kreacher was in a state of near apoplexy. He had made a large dinner for Master Teddy's birthday. The cake had been the crowning touch. He had made Hogwarts castle out of chocolate cake. But something had gone wrong!
Mistress Ginny, Mistress Hermione, Mistress Angelina, Mistress Audrey and Mistress Fleur had all rushed from the table to throw up! He was sure he had done something and made them all sick!
August 2006
Teddy and Victoire played happily on the beach at Shell Cottage. James kept turning his head to look at the adults, who were lounging on beach chairs, and laughing. Finally Teddy had to ask what was so funny. "When mummy and the aunts lay down like that they's tummies look like mountains!"
That evening Uncle George sat off fireworks. Teddy was sitting on Uncle Harry's lap watching. He knew 10 was a bit big to be on a lap. But Uncle Harry's lap always made him feel safe.
The last Firework was a BIG boom with lots of different colors shooting out.
They were all clapping and telling uncle George how good it was when Aunt Ginny made a funny peep sound and looked at the ground. Teddy wondered where the puddle of water under her feet had come from. Aunt Hermione stood up to help Aunt Ginny and made the same peep sound. Suddenly there was a puddle of water under her feet.
James came running to Teddy "Look Uncle George must be playing a trick on mummy and the aunts! He made puddles under all of them!" Percy took one look at the situation and fainted dead away.
Harry, Ron, George, Bill and Grandpa Arthur each picked up a pregnant woman and ran to the apparition point. Grandma Molly tossed Percy over her shoulder and ran after them after Grandma Andromeda had said she would "handle things here".
August 2 2006
Prominent Wizarding Family welcomes four new members on the same day.
It was an event unprecedented in the history of St. Mungo's. "Not since the baby boom the year after Voldemort was defeated have we been this busy." Said mediwitch Cho Chang. "Never, that we know of, have 5 cousins been born on the same day here."
Mrs. Ginny Potter, ne Weasley, reporter for this paper and her Husband Harry, assistant head of the auror department, MOM, welcomed their second child, a boy at 12 past midnight August 1st.
Also welcoming their second child was Mrs. Audrey Weasley and her husband Percy, head of the department of sports regulation, MOM. They had a girl at 4: 15 am.
Mrs. Angelina Weasley and Mr. George Weasley, owner of the wildly successful WWW, welcomed there second child, a girl at 1:20 in the afternoon.
Mrs. Fleur Weasley, maker of the popular "Vela" line of skin care products, and Mr. William Weasley, renowned curse breaker, who works for Gringots, welcomed their third child, a son at 2:01 pm.
Mrs. Hermione Weasley, head of the department of magical law, MOM, and Mr. Ronald Weasley, auror, MOM, welcomed their first child a girl at 11:59 pm.
"We squeaked that one in!" Mr. R. Weasley was quoted as saying. "I told Hermione to get on with it as all the other's had been born!" Mr. Weasley spoke to us before being admitted to have his broken left shoulder repaired. It is not known how he received the injury.
In a related note; The MOM announced the retirement of Mr. Arthur Weasley. Minister Shakelbolt said of Mr. Weasley; "Arthur has been a trusted coworker of mine for many years. His devotion to cleaning up the ministry and his courage during the war against Voldemort is widely known. He will be missed, but he has earned the right to retire and enjoy spoiling his grandchildren.
The Weasley family is rumored to be one of the richest families in the wizarding world, with the success of WWW. How much they are worth is open to debate as when this reporter tried to inquire at Gringots I was told to "Mind your own business." By the spokes-goblin.
Christmas 2006
What a Christmas! Teddy had gotten lots of cool gifts, (Uncle Ron had even given him a Nintendo!). But the best part was all the new babies! James and Dominique had gotten in trouble for arguing about whose baby was cuter. (Teddy wouldn't tell Victoire, but he thought Albus was the cutest.)
