Plot bunnies plot bunnies happy little plot bunnies. I wonder dear readers if fan fiction can be thought of as an obsession when plot bunnies assault you at Wal-Mart? NSTIW, zipping along in my chair when, in the clearance aisle, a plot bunny hopped right out of a Joe Forman grill and attacked me! Now I have no idea if it will get in to a fan fiction. I have wrote it down. It's not fitting here, but Arthur would LOVE it!

(You know this legal business gets old after a while) I am not JKR. It belongs to her. I'm still broke.

Teddy 15

Dear Aunt Ginny and Uncle Harry I told James I would owl you and let you know he was sorted in to Gryffendor. Fred was so happy to have his partner in the same house he tried to bribe another second year to switch dorms so they could share a room. Cooler heads prevailed. (You know Victoire is scary when she gets mad).

Please don't disown me, but I gave the map to James last night and taught him how to use it. See I thought since this is my last year, and I don't really need it anymore that it should go to the oldest grandson of a marauder.

Now hear me out. You know Fred and James are going to sneak around and try stuff any way right? I figured at least this way they wouldn't get caught as often and might get more school work done if not in detention all the time.

I'm afraid that Victoire does not agree. (Did I mention she's scary when she's mad?) I do have one question, Aunt Ginny when did you teach her your bat bogey hex?

Love, Teddy

Dear Aunt Ginny and Uncle Harry, How could you have raised a god-son with such a complete lack of common sense?

Do you know HE GAVE THE MAP TO JAMES AND TAUGHT HIM HOW TO USE IT? I hope you don't mind, but I had a small visit with James and Fred this morning before breakfast and explained how doing something stupid and getting kicked out of Hogwarts was not a good idea.

I'm afraid I may have threatened to use Fred's beater bat on both of their arses if they came remotely close to being expelled.

I TRIED to visit with Teddy last night about his complete lack of judgment in this matter but he would not see reason. I am currently NOT talking to him.

By the way Aunt Ginny, thank you for teaching me the BB hex.

Love, Victoire

Dear Mom and Dad, First I have no plans on getting kicked out of school. I have no idea why Victoire would believe Fred and I would do something foolish!

I promise I'll be very good and study hard! Please don't take the map away. Your loving son, James

P.S. Did you know Victoire looks a lot like Grandma Molly when she is mad?

Dear Mammon and Papa, Molly was sorted in to Ravenclaw and James was sorted in to Gryffendor. I have never been so glad to be in Ravenclaw. Love, Dominique

Dearest Mother and Father, I am proud to say I have been chosen for Ravenclaw on the strength of my superior intelligence and dedication to hard work. I am relived to tell you James was placed in Gryffendor.

With warmest regards, Your daughter Molly

Hey Pops did you know Victoire can make bats fly out of people's noses? Cool huh! Love, Fred P. S. James is in the cool house!