Woo. If you're still sticking with me, I'm glad.
Enjoy and I apologize for any grammatical errors.
DISCLAIMER - I DO NOT OWN KILL LA KILL. IF I DID, RYUKO WOULD HAVE RELATIONS TO THE YAKUZA SO SHE WOULD HAVE AN EASIER TIME KICKING SATSUKI'S ASS.
Champuru
Session 2 –
Silver Morning (Or Afternoon, I Lost Track of Time)
Sanageyama woke up with blurry eyes. A gentle wind from the opened window next to him cradled his exhausted body. Getting up shakily, he saw that his upper body was covered in bandages. He still wore his uniform pants though. Looking around, he deduced that he was in the school's infirmary. He's confident that he's right since a curtain surrounded the mattress he was laying on and the walls were spotless and white.
Just like the old times.
He dropped down on the comfy bed with a soft groan.
He wondered how long he was out. All he remember was a bright light and-
He turned pink.
Suddenly, a door opened. Footsteps were heard. One? No. Two people.
He quickly pretended to sleep.
"Eeeeh? Gamagoori-senpai, you got hurt too?"
So he's here.
"Y-Yes. He was able to scratch me."
"You should have rested too!"
"Unlike him, I have a duty to act as a model student."
"So so, where is he?"
"Right here."
The curtain opened.
"So he's the transfer student?"
"Yes. Sanageyama Uzu, 2nd Year."
"Ehhh? He does look like the hot-blooded kind, you know like from a shounen manga!"
"Is that what you wanted to confirm? We- Hey!"
The visitor with Gamagoori poked Sanageyama's cheek.
"It's so soft!"
Poke. Poke.
"M-MANKANSHOKU! THIS IS INNAPPROPRIATE SCHOOL BEHAVIOR! THIS IS LECHEROUS!"
"Ehhhh? But his cheek is so nice to poke! Why don't you touch it too?"
"How about no." The so-called sleeping man spoke up. Pretending that he just woke up, Sanageyama scratched his head and yawned.
"So, you were awake all along, Sanageyama-san," Gamagoori said stoically.
"Of course! How could I sleep with all that yelling?!" Sanageyama snapped. "I-"
"Ne, ne. Transfer student-san!" the girl whose name is Mankanshoku waved her hand in front of him. "My name is Mankanshoku Mako!"
[MANKANSHOKU MAKO – FIRST-YEAR]
"Oh." Sanageyama blinked. "My name is Sanageyama Uzu. Nice to meet you."
She was such a tiny girl compared to Gamagoori. Her bowl cut bobbed up and down happily like her glowing presence. Even her wide brown eyes sparkled, never losing their radiance as she spoke.
"Yay! I made a new friend!" Mankanshoku squealed.
"Wha-"
"Ne, ne. Let's go out to eat with Ryuko-chan! It's lunchtime now!" Mankanshoku yelled happily.
"Huh-"
Grasping Sanageyama's hand, Mankanshoku dragged him out of the infirmary.
"W-Wait! My shoes! My clothes!"
"Mankanshoku! Don't run in the hallway!" Gamagoori hollered. Shaking his head, he walked out as well. But not before grabbing the transfer student's things.
"Ryuko-chan! Ryuko-chan!" Mankanshoku ran faster as she saw a dark-haired girl leaning on a wall at the end of the school's courtyard. By now, Sanageyama's face was tasting the dirt. He couldn't catch up to this girl's energy in his current state.
"Oh! Ma-"
The tiny girl jumped in the other girl's arms.
"W-Whoa!"
She spun Mankanshoku with a laugh.
As she put her down, Mankanshoku jumped up and down gleefully.
"Ryuko-chan! Ryuko-chan! I made a new friend today!"
"Eeeh… Really?"
"Yeah! Yeah! He's-"
She gasped. "Uzu-kuuuuuuuuunn!"
She got down next to Sanageyama's lying figure and cried. "He's dead! Waaaaaaaaah! My new friend!"
The other girl sighed and knelt next to Mankanshoku. Shaking Sanageyama's body, she said, "Hoi. Wake up. You're making my best friend cry."
A few seconds later, Sanageyama got up with a loud groan.
"Ugh. My head."
Mankanshoku gasped again. "Uzu-kun is alive! He's been resurrected!"
She hugged him tightly.
"Ooof. My chest!" He groaned again.
The other girl sighed again. "Is this the new friend you were talking about, Mako?"
"Hai, hai! His name is Uzu-kun!" Mankanshoku introduced him excitingly.
Sanageyama scratched his head as he sat cross-legged on the ground. "Sanageyama Uzu. Nice to meet you."
The other girl nodded. "Ryuko is just fine."
[RYUKO – FIRST-YEAR]
"Awwwww. You want to be his friend too!" Mako squealed as she glomped her friend.
"I-It's just that my last name is too embarrassing. I rather have people call me by my first name," Ryuko blushed lightly.
"Ah… R-Ryuko," Sanageyama stuttered.
"Yeah?"
"S-Sorry. Just practicing. I never called out a girl's first name before," Sanageyama confessed, pink dusting his cheeks again.
Ryuko could only look away, her blush intensifying.
"Ahhhhhhh! I'm totally going to ship the both of you now!"
"Wh-"
"Sanageyama-san."
"Ah!" Both Ryuko and Sanageyama screamed in unison as Gamagoori appeared out of nowhere.
"Oh! Gamagoori-senpai! Did you come eat with us too?!" Mankanshoku's eyes sparkled.
"No." Gamagoori quickly responded.
Mankanshoku was on the verge of crying.
It soon dawned upon him that he made a horrible move. Cursing himself, he hastily corrected himself. "I mean, yes."
Within a millisecond, Mankanshoku frown turned upside-down. "Yay! Come, come, come! Sit with me at that bench!"
"W-Wait!"
Staring at the pair and then the green-haired fellow, Ryuko shrugged and followed the hulking man and her best friend. Sanageyama followed in suit and saw that Gamagoori was holding his possessions.
Mankanshoku and Gamagoori sat on the bench while Ryuko and Sanageyama sat cross-legged on the ground. Gamagoori tried to be polite and offered Ryuko a spot on the bench, but she shook her head. Instead, she gave him a hint and a smirk, which caused his eyebrow to twitch. Once the group was settled, the girls took out their lunches out of nowhere.
Ignoring how they got their food from hammerspace, Sanageyama realized that he doesn't have anything to eat.
"Gamagoori, where is the cafeteria?" Sanageyama asked.
"At the other side of the courtyard. By the time you get there, there will be no food for you," Gamagoori stated.
"Mhm! Mhm! Ba foof feer if fife-fars fo ifs gonf af soof af eferfone if ouf of claff!" Mankanshoku said with her mouth full.
"What?" Sanageyama asked with a dumb look on his face.
After swallowing her food, she repeated herself with a grin. "The food there is five-stars so it's gone as soon as everyone is out of class!"
"What," Sanageyama stated again, unable to accept what Mankanshoku just told him.
"I said! T-"
"Mankanshoku! You're behaving shamelessly again!" Gamagoori scolded.
"Sheesh. Lighten up, big guy," Ryuko started. "You're not going to get anyone's heart acting like that."
Gamagoori had no comeback. Instead, his face heated up in embarrassment.
"Ne, ne. Gamagoori-senpai," Mankanshoku called out.
"Yes, Mankanshoku?"
"Say aaaaaaahn…" she said cutely, holding a croquette in front of his face.
"A-A…"
Ryuko and Sanageyama stared at Gamagoori.
"A-Aaaaa.."
The anticipation was killing Ryuko and Sanageyama finally understood what was happening.
He is crushing on her.
"A-Aah-Ahh-Ahh-AH! I t-totally remember!" Gamagoori stood up quickly. "I. I."
The three of them looked at him curiously.
"I HAVE A STUDENT COUNCIL MEETING TO GO TO!"
"What." Ryuko couldn't believe him.
He blew his chance.
"I apologize, Mankanshoku. I have to go now," Gamagoori bowed in 'deep' regret.
"Awww…" Mankanshoku frowned as she lowered the piece of food down and ate it herself. "Okay then…."
"Goodbye, Sanageyama-san. Imouto-sama." He bowed to the both of them as well.
Imouto-sama?
"I told you not to call me that!" Ryuko yelled, flustered by her nickname.
"In addition, Sanageyama-san. Your possessions will be right here on this bench. However, I have confiscated your kendo sword as punishment for attacking a school official. I hope you'll learn from this," Gamagoori explained, blatantly ignoring Ryuko's chastisement.
After taking a few steps, Gamagoori stopped and said one last thing. "Also, welcome to Honnouji Academy."
Sanageyama scoffed before standing up. "Yeah? Well, thanks for the formalities, Gamagoori… san."
Gamagoori nodded before walking off, eventually disappearing from his view.
"Wah! What tremendous tension between the both of them!" Mankanshoku said in shock. "It was almost like sexual tension! Don't you think, Ryuko-chan?!"
"I don't think it was like that at all, Mako," Ryuko sweatdropped. "Anyway, Sanageyama, did something happen between the both of you?"
"Just a fight," Sanageyama replied.
"Oh. So you're the one Gamagoori fought in the morning. No wonder you're all bandaged up."
"Yeah," Sanageyama smirked. "He's completely different from the guys back home."
"No no no!" Mankanshoku shook her head fiercely.
"Eh? What's wrong, Mankanshoku?" Sanageyama asked.
"You can't hurt Gamagoori-senpai!"
"W-Wait. What?"
"He's only looking out for the school and everyone in it! He just wants the students and faculty to live in peace and happiness!"
Great. Now I feel like a villain.
Conflicted by his feelings, he only muttered, "Sorry, Mankanshoku."
But I have to conquer Honnouji Academy.
"No no no!"
"W-What?" Sanageyama blinked, unable to understand why she's still upset.
"It's Mako! M-A-K-O! MAKO!"
"A-Ah… Mako. Sorry," Sanageyama chuckled nervously.
Well, this is completely different.
"Yayayayayay! Uzu-kun!"
"Good grief, Mako. You're so easy to please," Ryuko sighed, a tiny smile forming on her face.
"Ehehe…" Mako giggled with her tongue out. "Now let's eat! Come on, Uzu-kun! I'll let you have half my lunch!"
"Haha. Thanks… Mako."
Yeah. Completely different.
The three of them ate happily, completely oblivious about the world around them and what was next to come.
Meanwhile, at Honnouji Academy's student council room.
Three occupants sat quietly in the barely-illuminated room. And soon, the doors broke opened as the final occupant finally arrived.
"Gamagoori, you're late." A tall, blinding figure with long, sleek, black hair stood, reprimanding the giant with a quiet fury.
"My deepest apologies, Satsuki-sama," Gamagoori replied sincerely, kneeling down on the ground.
"Hehe. He must have been flirting with that underachiever again," a stout, pink-haired girl giggled.
"From the security cameras, you're not far from the truth, Jakuzure. It appears that she was sharing her lunch with him before he ran away," a young man with teal hair replied, clicking away at his laptop.
"U-Urk," Gamagoori stuttered, his face flaring up.
"Gamagoori. It's fine if you want to court my sister's best friend, but do it at your own free time," the tall figure scolded with a tiny smile.
"Y-Yes, Satsuki-sama," Gamagoori muttered, nearly breaking down from embarrassment.
"Since time is of the essence, we'll discuss the real reason why we're having this emergency meeting."
"Sanageyama Uzu, you mean?" the typist spelled out as he pushed up his blue-tinted glasses.
"Yes. As of right now, he is a small-time threat. However, he exhibits great potential."
"Ah, is it because he was able to stagger Gama-kun?" the tiny girl asked.
"Yes. It's because of that that he can be seen as a potential threat. No rebellious student has done that before."
"So what do you propose, Satsuki-sama?" Gamagoori questioned.
"Watch his movements. If he starts acting out, we'll quell him as soon as possible."
"I don't see why we can't kick him out right now, Satsuki," the other girl commented.
"Yes. I do find it more efficient if we just expel him now," the young man agreed.
"Nonon. Inumuta. As a public institution, everyone has a right to enter Honnouji Academy no matter who they are or what they are. As the student council, we have the job to protect our students and give them the opportunity to grow and reach their potential as human beings. If we reject our students and not give them a chance, we would betray this school's mission. We have no right to throw away students as we please."
"I apologize for doubting you, Satsuki." The girl bowed.
"I too should be at fault, Satsuki-sama." The young man did the same.
"No worries. I trust you mean no harm. You only want the best for the school." Another smile found its way to the woman's face. "Have you seen his profile, Inumuta?"
"Eh? No. I haven't had the time to yet. I planned to look at it later today," the typist replied.
"Please. Inumuta, read his profile soon. You'll understand why it isn't efficient to throw him out."
"Yes, I'll do it as soon as I can, Satsuki-sama," the typist responded, quite curious why his profile needs much attention.
"This meeting is adjourned," the tall figure stated proudly.
Suddenly, her very presence softened. Her stature wasn't as rigid as before nor was her voice as powerful as the one from a few seconds ago. "Soroi-san?"
Out of nowhere, an old butler with combed, graying hair and a nice suit appeared with a tray of tea.
"Yes, Milady?"
[SOROI MITSUZO – BUTLER]
"Ah. You got the tea ready? You have my gratitude, Soroi-san."
"The pleasure is all mine, Milady," the old man smiled softly as he handed tea to each occupant.
"Gamagoori Ira."
"Yes, Satsuki-sama."
[VP/DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE CHAIR GAMAGOORI IRA – SECOND-YEAR]
"Inumuta Houka."
"Hai."
[SECRETARY/TREASURER INUMUTA HOUKA – SECOND-YEAR]
"Jakuzure Nonon."
"Yes, Satsuki."
[CLUB COMMITTEE CHAIR JAKUZURE NONON – SECOND-YEAR]
They each stood one by one as their names were called out. And when the last one stood, their leader gave them a soft smile.
"Thank you for your time, all of you."
[PRESIDENT KIRYUIN SATSUKI – SECOND-YEAR]
TO BE CONTINUED.
Oooooh. More characters. Anyway, yes. A majority of characters from the show will show up.
And as you have noticed, Satsuki and Ryuko are a lot more softer compared to their counterparts in the actual canon. However, like I keep repeating, life fibers and such aren't present to fuck people's lives up.
Unfortunately, no Senketsu. Waaaaah.
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this chapter as well.
I apologize for any grammatical errors.
And.
Later.
