Juanito El Bandito was walking along the streets of Japan Town. There were Asians everywhere because its Japan Town. He could smell the deep smell of fish because they fish a lot. And eat a lot of fish. So naturally, it's a fishy smell. Rather fishy if you ask me.
He made his way to the end of a nearly abandoned dojo. He walked in, the bamboo shit was kinda eroded, everything need to be replaced. But there stood an asian women, she was tall, for an asian, slender, for an asian, fit, for an asian.
"Who are you?" She asked, her English was good, but she had an accent.
"Juanito El Bandito," Juanito El Bandito said. Her eyes widened, and she pulled out her katana and slammed it down on his shoulder.
Juanito El Bandito could've dodged, in fact, in the time she took to draw her blade he could've ran around the world a trillion times. But he let her blade slam down on his poncho, and he was completely unharmed. He looked up at her, "I need your help."
She leapt back, gliding along the wooden floor. Katana in hand, she had a kimono, but the top was down, leaving her bandage torso on full display. "What do you want with me?!"
"I told you, you're help. Don't you fucking listen?!"
"Fuck you!" She threw a ninga star at Juanito El Bandito, but it nearly dropped to the floor before it touched him. Melting in thin air.
"Please, hear me out." He pleaded with her, and she finally decided to listen to him. Which was good. Juanito El Bandito didn't want to put the smack down on some bitch ass nigga chink bitch cock monkey fuckery fuck fuck bitch tits nipple areolas of pieces of shit fuck.
Bruce Wayne did up his tie, he was looking silky smooth af. He ran his hand through his hair, and then walked outside to meet Asami. Asami had bright red lipstick and nice hair ect. She looked good is the point im trying to make here.
They locked hands and walked along the street, buying a shit ton of shit and stuff because Bruce Wayne was rich and he could. They went and had an expansive latte of MoonDeers. And then masked men came in, "Hands up where I can see htem pls" he shouted, shooting a poor chap before he had the chance to put his hands up.
They robbed his pants and started robbing everyone. Asami turned to Wayne, "Bruce, What can we do?! Im afraid, do something!" Wayne nodded, "I must use the restroom," he got up and left, stealthily, so no one but asami knew he was gone. And then as soon as he left batman flew in and started giving out ass whippings like they were on sale for 50 for a dollar.
Everyone was knocked the fuck out. People rushed to thank batman but hten he said "Excuse me, I have to use the bathroom" and left, and then bruce wayne came out.
Korra, Korra and Korra stood around together at a campfire in the woods on mount everest. They were having hot dogs and marshmellows, a really terrible combo but who gives a fuck? Not htem obviously. So they were chillin' tell scary stories and stuff. And then they went to bed and the nwent back to Republic City.
"So have the hide out mapped out thanks to the info batman gave us." Tenzin said. Laying out a map. They all looked at it carefully, korra, korra and korra. "This is some scary shit nigga" meelo said, chill af like a nigga high off of something that makes you high.
Tenzin nodded, "Get suited up, this will be a tough battle." They all nodded and got suited up, "But not right now, Juanito El Bandito still has yet to return."
So they all got undressed, "Where is he?"
"I'm not sure, we'll find out eventually. Until then, lets ready our strength."
"That is why I need you, Momozuka no Sanzoku." Juanito El Bandito said, staring at her right in the eye. She had long hair, reaching down to just past her breasts, her skin was pale but flawless. She nodded, biting the tip of her index finger, "So they are trying to resurrect Godzilla?"
"Yes, and they are near it too, I'd imagine by the time we get there Godzilla will be ready to destroy whatever he desires. And give Gilgamesh and Scarescrow what they want too. But I feel as if Gilgamesh will betray scarecrow."
She nodded, "You already defeated Dragon Ball Z, can Gilgamesh be really that hard?"
"I'm not sure, I've never seen the guy."
She giggled and smiled, "Alright, I will give you my sword."
What will happen next.
