Juanito El Bandito and Momozuka no Sanzoku arrived at Republic City, it was desolate. Not a soul was around, because it was night time and people needed their sleep for work tomorrow. So they had an easy time walking back to Tenzin's place.

"I haven't heard from you since we were taught by our teacher, Bilbo the Dildo," Momozuka no Sanzoku said.

"There were some family issues that I needed to take care of." Juanito El Bandito said. He looked up at the bright dark night sky.

"Such as?" Momozuka no Sanzoku asked.

"Just…. Border Patrol problems." Juanito El Bandito said. Momozuka no Sanzoku nodded in understanding.

"What about you?" Juanito El Bandito inquired, turning to look at her.

"I went back to my old orphanage, which was that dojo. I just got there when you arrived." She said, her tone was depressing, like she was forcing back tears. Juanito El Bandito reached over and gave her hug, "I am sorry. Do you know who did it?" She nodded, "It was Sosuke Aizen, and the Anti-Spirals."

Juanito El Bandito knew them by name, "Stay alive, after this, we'll go after them, together." He gave her a pat on the back, "We'll be facing one of our own in this." Her eyes widened, "Who?"

"Gambit the Bandit."

Her face looked clearly disgusted, "He always annoyed me, he always wanted more than his share, ALWAYS."

"I know. He seems to be in cahoots with Gilgamesh and Scarecrow." Juanito El Bandito said.

"That baka gaijin."

Bruce Wayne and Asami Sato were chilling in the hot tub, drinking expensive $10 20oz bottle water. They were drinking it and then they spat it how because it didn't taste good so they got vodka and drank a shit ton of that. The vodka wasn't cheap either, costing at around $180 a bottle. It was some good shit. They spilled the contents in the hot tub and chilled in it. And then they had hot steamy fucking gay straight coitus. After sex semen blooded in with the water and they got out, took a shower and fucked again, then took another shower and went to bed.

Korra, Korra and Korra were playing a game of chess. And Korra won and Korra and Korra lost. They put the game away and did another patrol of Republic City where they ran into Juanito El Bandito and some cheap asian hooker bitch.

"Who this asian bitch?" Korra shouted.

"Do not call her "this asian bitch" she is Momozuka no Sanzoku. You will address her properly, understand?" Juanito El Bandito said, he looked intimidating as fuck. Holy fuck I spelled it out this time. Am I cool af or what?

Korra, Korra and Korra nodded and got down on their hands and knees and bowed, "I AM SORRYYYY"

Momozuka no Sanzoku smiled, "Just don't let it happen again." Korra, Korra and Korra nodded and got up, Tenzin, Batman, Asami, Mako and Bolin, along with the Naruto fags appeared.

"This is Momozuka no Sanzoku, a colleague of mine, she will help us take down Godzilla, Gilgamesh, Scarecrow, and Gambit the Bandit." Juanito El Bandito said. They all nodded and were awe-struck with her beauty. They all had asian fetishes after all.

"So Tenzin, let me see the map, we must get things started for the attack."

They all looked over the map, shared some laughs, drank some tea, had some weird fish food from asia that I have never seen before. It was great, the usual, but then the serious talk came, and soon, everything was settled, they knew their posts and such.

They headed out, Juanito El Bandito and Momozuka no Sanzoku were Team A, Kakashi and Tenzin were team B, Korra, Korra and Korra were Team C, Faggots were team Fag.

Godzilla appeared out of the water and screeched, blowing shit around and then he breathed some fire gay shit, blowing down some buildings and killing a couple of people. No big deal. Gilgamesh and Scarecrow were riding on Godzilla's head. And surprise surprise, there stood Gambit the Bandit.

Kakashi and Tenzin, team C I think leapt up and Tenzin used air bending to create a current to push kakashio faster and then he used lightning blade on godzilla's spleen. Godzilla took a step back, and then Scarecrow, Gilgamesh and Gambit the Bandit leapt off. Batman flew over and punched scarecrow in the face, caushing to two to fall into the sky.

And Gilgamesh and Gambit the Bandit stood together, but they were stopped by Juanito El Bandito and Momozuka no Sanzoku.

"Its been a while, Juanito El Bandito, and Momozuka no Sanzoku," Gambit the Bandit started.

"Indeed it has," Juanito El Bandito said, his sombrero and poncho ready. Momozuka drew her blade. "Indeed it has."

"lol ur mom"

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