The sky was undisturbed, serene even. The clouds moved along the sky peacefully, the sun painted the sky. It was a beautiful day.
Too bad this story isn't beautiful.
Juanito El Bandito and Momozuka no Sanzoku were side by side, staring at Gambit the Bandit and Gilgamesh.
And then we had Kakashi and Tenzin with the rest of the fags fighting Godzilla.
And then you had Batman and Scarecrow.
Batman threw a batarang which scarecrow dodged and kicked it back with his pinky toe, and then batman smacked it aside and ran up to him. But scarecrow hid on the floor so he missed and slipped on a banana and slipped up and fell down. And scarecrow jumped up and throw laughing gas in his face.
Batman started laughing, his sides hurted, and he couldn't breathe. So batman got a oxygen tank from korra from when she climbed mt. everest . and you that that paragraph was pointless. It just save bruce wayne's life because germs of mt everest is the antidote to laughing gas.
With oxygen tank in hand they fought. Batman punched scarecrow in the face, scarecrow fell back and smacked batman across the face and then batman grabbed his oxygen tank and hit scarecrow in the face with it. Scarecrow fell back and threw a cow at batman and batman used the side knifes on his forearm and cut it in half.
Once the two halves of the cow were tossed aside and peta petitioned the fanfic at to pull this story down scarecrow kung fu kicked batman in the face even though he was asian. And since he was asian it didn't work out and batman punched his foot and scarecrow fell over. But he rolled over and they faced each other.
The two were standing on a water tower. The distance between them were a couple of feet, anything more and they'd fall the fuck off and die.
Kakashi, Tenzin, Narudo, Korra, Korra, Korra, Sakura and Sasuke faced Godzilla. Godzilla roared and breathed out fire and Tenzin fanned the fire away and Kakashi and Sasuke did twin chidoris in Godzilla's snout. Godzilla screeched and swatted at them but they teleported and Narudo did a rasengan to Godzilla's tail and Godzilla did a black flip and crashed into the city and it all blew up.
Sakura healed the people who died so their body looked presentable for burial. How nice why didn't she save them jesus Christ you useless fucking fuck fat bitch tits. Fuck.
Sakura jumped up and used her muscles and punched Godzilla in the face, causing him to fall into the ocean, causing a tsunami that flooded and killed the entire population.
Korra used her mighty morpher and transformed into a Korra Ranger. And she used her megazord and punched Godzilla in the nipple, and Godzilla screeched and smacked the megazord again or did it even smack it in the first place? Irrelevant. The Megazord flew back and got into water and since the megazord is electric people got electrocuted I mean short circuited and korra had to get out and use her korra ranger sword and hit Godzilla and it started bleeding. Its blood stained the water. I mean turned the water red. And then the other korras leapt up and one used the water from the tsunami to create a giant foot and it kicked Godzilla in the stomach and then naruto korra used shadow clone jutsu made a giant korra and she headbutted Godzilla in the pooch.
Godzilla was wounded, and backed in a corner, in pain.
Batman and Scarecrow were still fighting on a water tower, but then the water tower broke and water flooded the already flooded city. They were tired, except Bruce Wayne, I mean batman fuck. Batman sprayed explosive gel on his hand and punched scarecrow and it killed him, except it didn't because batman refuses to kill. Batman cuffed Scarecrow and had won his battle, he looked over at the fight with Godzilla. Shit was going down it seamed.
Godzilla was on the verge of death. These fags were strong, stronger then strong, they were, in fact, strong.
And then Kakashi used a lightning blade and pierced godzilla's heart. But this shouldn't have killed Godzilla. But then Gilgamesh appeared behind Godzilla and killed Godzilla, and absorbed his power and then killed Scarecrow and absorbed his power and then killed Gambit.
"These useless idiots, someone perfect such as myself should've not involved myself with such trash," Gilgamash said, a grin painting his face. He walked up near Juanito El Bandito and Momozuka no Sanzoku, "You are the strongest here, I'll acknowledge you, that is the best compliment you'll ever receive and will ever receive, bathe in it, before I kill you."
Can they win? Freewill?
