Disclaimer: I don't own any of the FullmetalAlchemist characters. But i do own Katt, Jordan, Taylor, Angel, Maureen, Kyle, Lance, Alex and Nathan.
Warnings: I don't think theres any! Maybe just the swearing.

Illusion: Wow my 3th chapter

Havoc: -smiles evilly-

Illusion: -points- what did i say about those!!!!

Havoc: -runs and hides behind Taylor-

Taylor: Hey keep me out of this!!!

Illusion: fine,...God anyways here is the start.


Jordan's POV

I peaked out of the closet. The cat was gone!

Maybe I should take Taylors. No she's crazy, never, ever shall I listen to her again, god that time at the pet store...cat person.

Maybe I should get out of the the closet now...i think it's making me go crazy. I don't want to become like Taylor.

Now then to the present...to the sink...nooooo not that...find the cat and throw it...

Crap!!! It found me. I looked down at the grayish blue eyes...it looked at me oddly.

It's planning something evil, I just know it!!!!

It started to walk up to me...i-i-i threw my shoe at it...oops!

It looked at me evilly then walked to my shoe 'noooooooooooo my shoe, my beautiful shoe!'

The cat decided to sit on it..

"I hate you!!!!!!"

I only got a meow for a reply..

Then a quiet boom shook the kitchen and smoke was every where...

STUPID CAT!!!!!!!! My kitchen!

I opened the one window in my kitchen.'who the hell has just one window in their kitchen!!!' (wait a minute, I think I do...crap!)

As soon as the smoke cleared i-i-i found that cat sitting on-on ashes...my shoe!!!!!! 'my beautiful black shoe!'

The cat smiled up at me. Glaring back at it, I went to pick it up.

Bringing it to face level, I got its paws in my eyes.

Bloody cat!...wait a minute here!

I put it back on the table and looked at it's paws, Tattoos??? What was with the tattoos, like how the hell can cats get tattoos on their fucking paws???!!!


...I think I might have fainted...

I opened my eyes slowly. Damn the cats still here! I need to phone Taylor...no...lets phone Nathan!!! He's more understanding than anyone else...well maybe besides Alex.

I looked around for my cell phone. Damn it's still in my room! So much for it appearing in my hand. I point at you world...fuck you!!!

As I slowly ascended to my room, up the stairs...crap I think the cat is following me...damn.

I still think I have seen that cat before...but where????

Finally after what seemed like forever, I reached my room. I made it to my pitch black room!! 'yeyeyey...blackroom!'

I tried to close my door before that thing made it in but...damn it!!!

I watched as it jumped up on to my beanie chair (God i want one of those!!!).

Glaring at it, I turned my laptop on. Msn is way better than phoning.

Thats when it hit me. That cat was, damn i think i'm going to faint again.

I think it's time to phone Taylor now!

Grabbing my cell i quickly punched her # in and waited for her to pick the bloody thing up.

After the third ring she pick it up.

"Sooooooo you still alive??"

"Why would i be phoning you if i was dead?"

"Welllllllll you are a vampire so you are already, um...dead?!"

"..."

"I'll shut up now!"

"Yes yes you do that, now then..."

"OK..."

"Now then, I think Kimblee's in my house!"

"Like thats...wait what?"

"I have a cat that looks and acts like Kimblee!"

"Wow...I think I have a Havoc in my house!"

"...wait another one?"

"Yup i guess so!"Taylor Squealed

"And I thought I was going crazy!"

"Welllll you are! bye bye!"

"Wait don't you fucking dare hang up...Taylor!!!!"

Fuck her ... bloody woman. Shit the cats looking at me strangely again.

It gave me a bored stare and went back to sleep. It doesn't respect me :'(

I feel...I don't know what I feel any more...damn.


Ya i'm not going to do any thing stupid here just because i'm very lazy right now...so ya please R&R!!!