Disclaimer: I don't own any of the FullmetalAlchemist characters. But I do own Katt, Jordan, Taylor, Angel, Maureen, Kyle, Rylee, Alex and Nathan. Their all just my friends!
Warnings: I don't think there's any! Maybe just the swearing.

Um...I think I got writers block already...crap, I'm sorry it's really hard to write for this person!!! Well over Christmas break I got..., maybe half a page done for the Final Fantasy one and none for this! And I'm also trying to get a Vampire Knight story up, I'm writing it with Htead is Death Backwards but knowing me I'm ether not going to finish it or I'll be taking it over. It will be on my other account which I have for some reason.

Note: If you have some ideas for what to happen to any of the characters your more than welcome to PM me. I HATE WRITERS BLOCK!!!


Maureen's POV

I think I lost my lighter again, shit! This always happens to me! Ok, it's probably ether Kyle or Katt who took it. I sat down in front of my computer. Neither of them were on. Damn it! I went to go be depressed in front of the TV, when I knocked the trash over. Fuck...OOOO! Look! My Lighter! Turning back to the TV, I turned it on. What the Fuck? I think Taylor was over at some point in time, I quickly switched channels. It's not like I didn't want to watch cartoons, I just don't want to be like Taylor and watch Danny Phantom.((I have nothing against it but well...))


I fell off the couch in a daze. I shouldn't fall asleep watching movies! Grabbing the remote I switched to the movie channel on TV. I started to get up, only to fall on my ass. Superbad was on, Jordan would kill me if she knew I was going to watch this again!((and yes I probably would...I hate that movie!))

All of a sudden my TV turned off, What the??! I grabbed the remote and pressed the power button a few times, before I decided to get up and check if the wires in the back had fallen out. After a few minutes of looking in the mess, I sighed with relief, because if wires that fallen out I probably wouldn't be able to get them back in or more of at being able to find were they go.

Boom!!

Blast it! I think my microwave tried to blow up again! That thing never did like me! I went behind the couch to find my hammer, so if I needed to hit the machine I would have some thing with me. I doubt that the microwave would try jumping on me, but it did try to eat my hand once. Climbing up my stairs is harder then I thought. I'm scared of my back door to, it smacked me in the nose.

I ended up tripping over the last step and decided to crawl to the kitchen. With the amazing hammer in hand I peeked into the food place. The fridge seemed normal, same with the sink and the dishwasher. Ah crap! The microwave was smoking again, could't it just leave me alone? That's when I saw the blond thing siting on my table. I wonder how I didn't see that thing before? I inched towards it, its blue eyes followed me. I could tell it wanted to ask me what I was doing. But hey, when could cats talk? When do cats wear bandannas? Also I think it might have been the one to piss my microwave off. I decided to ask it that.

"Did you break that?"

I pointed to the evil machine. The cat gave me a really creepy look, then went to investigate under the sink. How it got in there, I have no clue. Then I noticed all the random tools all over my kitchen floor. I think I might be blind, that's not good. Oh crap! I grabbed the cat before it could do any more damage.

"Winry???"

I think her look was between a bored stare and some sort of pout or maybe that was some evil glare. That's when her eyes started to sparkle. No! She must have seen my beautiful hammer, must hide it. I dropped her, by the sound she made I think it was in the sink. Scooping up the black weapon/tool thing, I fled to my room. No one shall have this but me!

Crash!

I twitched, there goes my fridge.


This isn't a very long chapter, but I wanted to get some thing up so well ya. I well hopefully get another up by the end of the week. I think the alchohol I had on the third messed up my brain, even though I wasn't one of the people to get drunk. Oh yes I want to point this out, that the Final Fantasy chapter I don't think it will be very long and that I mean it's maybe a page, maybe shorter. And thanks to InspiredChaos for editing.