Thanks for the reviews and encouragement for the story! I really appreciate that you guys are loving it.

Alpha Knight: Yep you're gonna smell a whole bunch of love triangles in this story

Intangible Kittens: Thanks for your love, I'm trying to make this as undetectable as possible

IceNinja202: Randy being paired with Theresa and Heidi is just too predicable for my liking

Man of cartoons: Smiles everywhere!

Nerdgirl3: I rewatched Pranks for Nothing just to find Randy spinning, I love Randy, especially when he whore that suit in the Christmas episode

Guest: Like Viceroy said, 1D is too mainstream for my liking, but I kinda agree with you about them being destroyed, just not dead, no one wants to be charged with murder

Layra: I updated! Yeah!

Ben10 Madness: Nah, I like Randy and Theresa as friends, as for Heidi... I'm planning something for her, key word being planning

Crimson Writer Knight: Updated!


Chapter 2: Love's in the Air

"What the juice just happen!" Purple hair was gripped and panic alarms went off in the ninja's head, "Bash just called me pretty! That was just wonk!"

"Actually, he kind of called you a girl." The ginger looked up from his lunch to see a heated glare, "Well he sort of did!"

Sighing in defeat of the non-existing battle, Randy hit his head on the lunch table, "This makes no honking sense."

"Maybe there is no sense and you should just let it go, Cunningham," Howard said while sneaking a French fry from Randy's plate. "So the jerkiest guy in the school finds you good looking, at least it wasn't the ugliest girl of the school."

"Yeah but are you forgetting that Bash's the stepson of my nemesis who's always out to kill me!"

Nearly finishing all of the ninja's fries, Howard mumbled, "That might have slipped my mind."

"Really, that slipped your mind?" Randy straightened up and finally noticed his missing food, then stared unimpressed at his best friend, "At a time like this, you're eating my lunch." Eating his own lunch and half paying attention to Howard changing the topic to Grave Punchers, thoughts of the earlier event brewed. Bash's actions seemed abnormal to Randy, almost Ninja abnormal, but then again, Norrisville is usually attacked by monsters, robots, or psychopathic people; there's even a Mad Scientist University and a swamp filled with dangerous predators behind the school.


Long forgotten on the floor, kicked across half the school, the little perfume bottle was taken pity upon a certain baton twirler. "I've never seen this perfume at the mall," muttered Theresa, "What about you Debbie?"

"Can't say I have," responded the smaller girl, flipping through her Spanish notebook, "Here, let me try." Debbie sprayed decent amount of the perfume on herself, unaware that Stevens was behind her closing his locker. The pink aroma filled the two students' noses.

"Sorry about that Stevens," Theresa said when Stevens sneezed and looked at Debbie through his signature shades. "Debbie, what do you think of it?"

The straight A student blinked, "Right the perfume, it smells a bit odd." Rubbing her eyes, Debbie stared at Theresa with a slight blush unnoticed by the baton twirler.

Before Theresa could comment the bell rang, "Well I should go, bye." Theresa closed her locker and whispered into Debbie's ear, "Oh and I think Stevens is giving you the eyes." She giggled away at her friend's red face, thinking it was for the trombone player.

Debbie touched her ear where her closest friend's lips were so close to. A tap on her shoulder snapped her attention to Stevens, motioning her that they have to go to their shared class. Distracted by thoughts of the twirler, Debbie was unaware of Stevens' arm around her shoulder, leading her down the hallways.

From across the corridor, watching Stevens' display of affection was Flute Girl, glaring at the girl currently in the arms of the non-lamest band member. When the warning bell rang she stormed off to her class where the school's triangle player tried to engage conversation with her.

"Flute Girl, are you listening? Why do you look angrier than usually are?" Bucky continued his assault of questions since the teacher was running late. Determined to get her attention, the blond resorted to outrageous exclamations, "Flute Girl, I have tickets for the Hunger Games movie. A spider's on your head. There's a big fat monster right behind you."

"Excuse me? I am not a fat monster!" Howard shouted and returned back to his conversation with a now giggling Randy.

Sighing, Bucky tried his last resort, "Lily DeGray."

Flute Girl finally looked at Bucky, despite the irritated expression the triangle player considered it a victory, "What's so important that you have to use my real name?"

"I just wanted to ask if you were all right."

"Well," Lily began, "Not really, I saw Stevens moving on to Debbie, and I know I said that I'm over him but I guess I'm not." Bucky was about to comfort her until the teacher arrive and started the lesson.


"You insolent mortal!" Viceroy cowered behind the McFist's desk, not daring to look at the Sorcerer's gruesome, enraged face from the giant projector, "You're supposed to bring destruction to the city but all you're doing is useless projects that don't benefit my escape!"

The Sorcerer growled at the scientist excuse, "Well we're low on material shipment for the day so I can't build a fully functioning robot."

"I don't care if you're sorry excuse of monster is not ready! Send in something to destroy the Ninja!"

The face of chaos vanished leaving Viceroy to grumble, "This is how I'm spending my vacation, getting yelled at." He typed on his McTablet, opening a floor panel lifting up a robotic lion. "I haven't tested you yet but you'll do. Now go destroy the Ninja, Leo-bot!" Leo-bot roared to life as its red eyes turned on. The robot pounced and crashed through the wall, running towards the school.

Crumbles of the damaged wall created a dust cloud as McFist entered the office, "Viceroy, what did you do!"

"The Sorcerer wanted a robot, I sent a robot," Viceroy noticed multiply of red lipstick marks on the billionaire's face, "I see you enjoyed yourself."

"Yep, thanks to that love potion, Marci can't get her hands off of me," McFist smugly said, "You should use it too since you're never around the ladies."

Viceroy glared at the growing ego of his boss, "I don't need a love potion. Speaking of which, where is it?"

"I don't know, but who cares, for once you made something that can't go wrong!" McFist sat back in his chair, kicking his feet on his desk. The phone rang and right before McFist even greeted to whoever was on the other line, he immediately pulled the phone away from his ear. "Uh, hi Marci, is everything alright?"

Marci's voice rambled nonstop about making evening plans and how wonderful a husband McFist is. Her rambling increased the cyborg's ego and throughout the phone call, he wasn't paying much attention until Marci said, "Oh and I think we should have more kids!"

"Yes sweetie, that sounds great, wait a minute what!" Panic was all over the billionaire's face, "No Marci, we are not having more kids!" McFist slammed the on the receiver and looked at Viceroy for an explanation, "What did you do? I don't want kids!"

"I told you, the perfume influences the pheromones, you probably used too much and it's making her act so obsess with you."

"Well make an antidote! Just imagine Bash having siblings." Both men shudder at the idea of Bash teaching little children how to prank and irritate everyone.

"We're low on shipment, I need either a week to start from scratch or the perfume to make antidote in more than an hour or two."

"Viceroy, when you're married, you find out that many things can happen within a week," Advised McFist and then he yelled at the Robo-Apes, "Don't just stand there! Find the love perfume!"

"You're just lucky that the chemical's contained in a cybernetic bottle that can't be destroyed." The evil scientist scoffed, "And I'm married to science."


Observing his best friend's nervous antics, Howard concluded, "You're not dropping this situation with Bash are you."

"Well it's not every day that the school bully starts stalking you," Randy counter and subtly looked over his shoulder to see Bash watching them, "This is so honking weird."

"I never took you as homophobic, Cunningham," the ginger commented. The occasion of talking about sexuality never arose between the two amigos; they were just bros at the start of the day and bros at the end of the day.

Randy brushed his hand through his hair, still frustrated as they walk out of the school, "I'm not, and I honestly don't care about gender. It's just that out of the whole school, Bash is the one who notices me. Also the fact he's a complete jerk. Seriously, what the juice!"

"Maybe it's because you're the only one who noticed his cologne."

"I never notice anyone's cologne."

"Oh, right, Ninja mind whip."

Randy opened his mouth to further question about his previous mind whip until McFist's Leo-bot ran to the front of the school, ripping Principle Slimovitz's car.

The principle fell to his knees in devastation, "I just got it waxed!"

"Howard, its Ninja o-clock!" Randy dived into the brushes and searched his backpack for the mask. When he finally found it, his hoodie was pulled up by none other than Bash. "Bash, what the juice are you doing!"

"I'm the guy in steel that saves the weak girl in the dress from the monster!" The basketball player carried Randy over his shoulder and ran away with a group of other scared students. Once at a safe distance away from the terrorizing robot, most of the teens started to wail for the Ninja.

"Ninja, where are you?" Howard rhetorically asks to Randy, still on Bash's shoulder. "Hurry up and start butt-whooping that robot!"

Devising no plan that would work, Randy pushed his body away from Bash to be position in his arms, "Hey Bash, I appreciate you taking me away from the monster but I need to go somewhere."

The brunette blinked then determination was on his face, "No, I am not letting you get hurt Randy. You're weak body needs to be protected."

The Ninja glared at Bash, "Yeah, thanks for protecting my weak body. But still, I can't stay here; you have to let me go!"

Doughtiness showed in Bash's eyes yet he sighed, "Okay I'll let you go."

"Yes, thank you!" Then Bash once again dropped Randy, ungracefully landing on his butt, "You have to stop dropping me." Sprinting away, Randy ducked behind a tree putting on the ninja mask. "It's Ninja o-clock!" Ninja threw his scarf at a street light and swung in front of Leo-bot, "Someone has been a naughty kitty."

Leo-bot roared, activating a missile pack firing at the warrior. Ninja dodged the first two that hit nearby cars and then threw light blue ninja balls, "Ninja cold balls!" The missiles froze in midair, crumbling before it hit the Ninja.

Students applauded as the battle continued, Leo-bot fired more weapons that ended up diced from the Ninja's sword. At close range, Leo-bot pinned the Ninja down, powering electricity through its claws to shock the Ninja.

Once electricity stopped running though the Ninja's bones, he groaned and quickly punched Leo-bot a good distance away. Leo-bot recovered and decided to attack the students, it tail split into two and grabbed Debbie and Julian.

The two freshmen screamed for the Ninja as he wrapped his scarf around Leo-bot's neck and landed on its back. The cybernetic lion tried to shake the Ninja off as he cut the tail holding Debbie.

"You okay girl I don't know?" Ninja asked as he got the tail off of Debbie.

"I'm good," Debbie shakily said then shrieked, "It's coming back!" Leo-bot was already mere feet away from the two, jaws wide open.

"Ninja push!" Ninja shoved Debbie aside and jumped over the running robot and grabbed on the tail trapping Julian. Enraged, Leo-bot snapped its jaws at Debbie but only able to dig its teeth into her backpack as Debbie ran away. "Huh, a robot lion eating my homework, that's a first!" The bag was ripped in half, books and paper scattering, and stuck in Leo-bot's mouth was a small perfume bottle. The robot's head spun to face the Ninja and unintentionally squeezed the nozzle, spraying the aroma at the Ninja and Julian. As soon as perfume got into his nose, the Ninja sneezed it out, "What the juice was that?"

"It smells quite delectable," Julian commented.

"You're kind of cute when you say big words," both the Ninja and Julian had red cheeks at the compliment, "I mean uh, Ninja slash!" His sword chopped off Leo-bot's tail and jumped away and settled Julian down with the crowd of students. "It's bath time kitty! Ninja chain sickle!" The chain sickle was thrown at a fire hydrate next to Leo-bot, cutting it in half making water to shoot up and land on Leo-bot, firing the robotic lion into defeat. Cheering was though the air as the Ninja tool one last glance at Julian then shouted, "Smoke bomb!"


Hope you guys like this. Sorry if there wasn't that much Randy in this chapter but hey the love potion can't always be used on Randy. Also since Flute Girl wasn't given an actually name I just made up Lily DeGray from Flute's VA Grey DeLisle.

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