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Robbie was thinking of heading over to Cat's place. Both to see the light of his life, and because her aggressive roommate was a seriously dangerous chick named Samantha Puckett. The nerdy one thought that maybe, just maybe, he could get her to agree to fight some of these battles for him.

He needed someone to do it, to fight for Cat. He wasn't a fighter. Facing Gerald was his speed, while most of Gideon's men were seriously dangerous. Robbie doubted he'd have a chance to face off against someone he could handle. Sam was his best, last hope of finding someone who would stick their neck out to save Cat from this monster and his machinations.

Meanwhile, across town, Gideon was on the phone again. "I take it the job's done?" The smirk on his face deepened. "I suppose their was no choice, but tell Matthew I don't like it when he bloodies up the home of one of my recruits. Tori's worth money, once I get her away from Mason Thornsmith. I just hope... What? Matthew fought Trina?" The smirk was now a smile. "How will I ever explain to poor Tori..." The smile fell, and a look of shock overtook Gideon's face. "She beat him? How bad... Incentive care? No, let me get on top of this. Maybe she said she wouldn't help him, but trust me, if she took out Patel, she could be a threat to my operations." He hung up, shaking.

"Maddie, I need a rumor to reach someone. Let this Shapiro guy know Cat will be making a cameo in Lucas Lee's current movie. This farce ends now." G-Man smiled a weaker smile. It was becoming expensive, taking care of this one nerd, but now he had to. The last thing he needed was for someone to defy him and walk away. And apparently, some of her friends could fight. Besides, Cat might still have feelings for him.

Robbie dropped by Cat's place, only to find that she no longer lived their. Gideon had set her up with a new place, so Sam was living there alone. "Why should I care?" Sam said. "She left me here alone, to run the babysitting business all by my self, no one to cook for me. Let her have her shot at fame, and see if I care if it bites her in the ass."

Robbie tried to talk her into helping, but Sam was hurt, feeling rejected by someone who was a close friend. Sam was the tough type who'd choose to believe she didn't care rather than admit she was hurt, so naturally, Robbie found he could not convince her to join in these battles. Hope started to fade.

Robbie felt dejected, hurt that Sam didn't care enough about Cat to help. Rex told him it was just hurt feelings, and that "The hot blond with the nice rack and tight body" would come around. But would it be too late?

That's when he saw it. He was checking Cat's slap profile, like he did every fifteen minute, when he saw the announcement. Cat was going to be in this new thriller movie starring Lucas Lee, a former professional skateboarder who had morphed into a decent B movie actor. They were filming that very evening, near the beach, not far from where he was after visiting Sam. Robbie decided to go stalk the set, maybe see if he could catch a moment of Cat's time. Or Tori's, or Beck's, since both of them were also given minor rolls in the film. Anyone who could get a message to cat.

A couple of hours later, Robbie was working his way towards the edge of the shoot, as close as people were allowed to get to the set. He hoped against hope that one of his friends would see him, and let him on set. Maybe he'd get to talk to one of them, talk them out of working with G-Man, and maybe Cat would let him kiss her. He shook his head, to get rid of the fantasy. His goal was to see Cat, and maybe talk to someone about how they could save her from this jerk.

They were getting ready to film the next scene, one where Lucas was talking tough, when things got surreal. The star moved past the edge of the set towards where Robbie was, grabbing the nerdy boy and tossing him onto the beach. "Looks like you need to learn not to ogle other people's property. Kitty Cat belongs to the G-Man, and while maybe those of us who he favors can get a taste, you are just not cool, and for that you're gonna pay."

Lucas swung Robbie around by his ankle, ready to throw him into something, when the puppeteer found himself falling onto the beach, again. 'Sand really does get everywhere.' He thought, smarting from the pain. He looked up to see why he wasn't hurting more, and blinked at what he saw.

Lucas was rolling with the punch, one of the serving ladies from catering standing between Lucas and Robbie. "No one picks on my friends but ME!" Jade's voice tore through the air, and she pulled the hair net off, releasing her black locks with mulch-colored highlights.

Once again the disembodied voice rang out "Fight", while the bell sounded and the ethereal letters spelled "VS." Robbie, however, was simply amazed at how lucky he'd been, always having someone there to fight these battles for him.

"Jade? What're you doing here?" He screamed.

"Stalking Beck and Tori, what else?" She replied, never taking her eyes off Lucas. "So star boy, I've got bad news for you. You're association with Gideon is going to get you hurt."

"Is that so?" He replied. "If you were just a bit friendlier, and less of a weirdo freak, then maybe you'd be someone's girlfriend and in this film."

"About a skateboarding secret agent? I think I'll just get rid of you and take over the project. I could make a much better movie in my sleep." Jade said, smirking. Robbie was amazed by her confidence.

Lucas charged her, and she caught him with a throw, rolling his body behind one of the trailers. Almost instantly, he was running from the other side of the trailer. It took Jade a few steps but she cut him off, only to find it was someone else. That's when Lucas groped her from behind, and threw her against the trailer, leaving a dent, and to the ground. "Like looking into a mirror, isn't it. Sometimes I let him do the distant shots." Jade kiped up, moving to decapitate Lucas with her scissors, when a skateboard intercepted the blades.

"Their my stunt team. I'm nothing without my stunt team." Lucas said. The stunt man dropped the skateboard with Jade's scissors in it and, along with nearly a dozen others, jumped her, swinging their fists as well as skateboards, beating her down. "I'm gonna get some coffee. Anyone want anything?" Lucas asked. His men just kept kicking and punching, one looking back long enough to shake his head, then returning to trying to beat Jade into submission.

Robbie's blood was boiling as he watched Lucas walked over to catering, grabbed a cup of coffee, only to hear "Black, two sugars, and heaven help you if you get it wrong." Jade stood, her clothing ruined, but the whole stunt team was laid out at her feet, not moving beyond the occasional groan of pain.

Lucas Lee crushed his coffee cup, sending the scalding liquid flowing over his hands and to the ground, and started running towards Jade. "You'll pay for your crimes against coffee!" Jade screamed as she started running towards him. Both jumped, with Jade rearing back to punch, while Lucas was going for a flying side kick. At the last second, so quick that Robbie had to replay it in his mind to realize what happened, Jade shifted her body, using her hand to deflect the kick slightly down and to an angle, causing Mr. Lee's body to start rotating. Then, using their momentum, she somehow rolled along his leg to land an elbow squarely into his manhood, which was currently facing the sky. A sickening crunch was heard, and every man in the audience moved to cover their own happy place in solidarity to Lucas's loss. As they were doing that, things were still happening. Jade wasn't finished, and managed to stay on top and they fell, shifting her body in a movement reminiscent of the kip up, bringing her feet down on his head as he hit the ground. The cement cracked and shattered, and in that moment, Lucas Lee was out.

"Winner" The disembodied voice echoed, and Jade smirked through the pain as she turned to glare at the director.

"Call the writers. We're doing some major rewrites." Jade's voice gave no room for dissent. The director, still holding himself, took a second to register that the project had been kidnapped. "NOW!" Jade's scream seemed to break him out of his trance, and he ran towards the trailers. Jade didn't notice, her attention on the unmoving form of Lucas. "Love the jacket, buy the way."

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That was the third chapter. To all the men who might read this, yes, that was a painful way to lose the fight. Mister Lee might now be a Soprano, and I don't mean a gangster.

Enjoy.